Miss Pauling responses/zh-hans

宝琳小姐语音回应是玩家在枪魂更新或艰难假日更新活动期间，接受或完成合同时所触发的语音回应。其中宝琳小姐的所有语音都可以在下方试听。

这些语音只有在玩家连接至官方服务器时才会触发。在连接状态下解码（获取）新合同时，系统会根据玩家当前所选的兵种触发一条语音，语音内容同具体的合同内容无关。

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合同相关语音回应

新合同

新的稀有合同

"This contract's big. Don't pass this up." “这可是份大合同，可别把它错过了！” "It's Pauling. This is a big one. That means a big payday." “这里是宝琳。这是个大合同。这意味着这是高回报工作。” "Pauling here. This contract's big. I don't give these out everyday." “这里是宝琳。这可是份大合同, 我可不会每天都给人这种合同。” "It's Pauling. This is a high value contract. That means a big reward on this one." “这里是宝琳。这是一份高价值合同。这表示着报酬很丰富。” "Pauling here. This contract's big. And big contracts mean big payouts." “这里是宝琳。这是一份大合同。大合同意味着大回报。” "Ok, I managed to get you one of the big contracts. And that means a big payday. Don't make me look bad." “好的，我帮你弄到了一份大合同。这也意味着高回报。别让我失望了。” "It's Pauling. This is a big one. Don't screw it up." “这里是宝琳。这是个大合同。别出乱子了。” "Ok, I've pulled some strings and secured you one of the big contracts. This'll be a high-end payout so get it done." “好的，我动用了一点人际关系给你找到了个大合同。这个报酬很高，所以一鼓作气完成吧。” "I made some calls and got you one of the big contracts. I don't give these out everyday, so don't screw it up, all right?" “我打了几个电话帮你弄到了这一份大合同。我可不会每天都发布这些合同，所以别搞砸了，好吗?”

新的侦察兵合同

"Scout? Pauling here." “侦察兵?这里是宝琳”。 "Scout? Miss Pauling here." “侦察兵？宝琳在这里。” "Hey Scout. It's Pauling." “嗨，侦察兵。这里是宝琳。” "Hey Scout. It's Pauling.Got a contract for you." “嗨，侦察兵。这里是宝琳。帮你弄到了一份合同。” "Scout, Pauling here. I've got work." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。我有份差事给你。” "Hey Scout, Pauling here. I need your help." “嘿，侦察兵。这里是宝琳。我需要你的帮助。” "Hey Scout, Pauling here. Think you can handle this?" “嘿，侦察兵。这里是宝琳。你认为你能搞定这个吗?” "Scout, Pauling here. This one came right from the Administrator." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。这有份来自管理员的合同。” "Scout, it's Pauling. Something big just came up." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。有大事找上门了。” "Scout, it's Pauling. Listen up, this is big." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。听好了，这是份大事情。” "Scout? Pauling. Don't talk, just listen. I've got a job." “侦察兵？宝琳在这。别说话，只要听。我找到了份差事。” "Hey Scout. Take a look at this." “嘿，侦察兵。看一眼这个。” "Scout, it's Pauling. This isn't a social call. I've got work." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。我不是打来跟你闲聊的，我有差事给你做。” 稀有合同 "Scout? Pauling. I need something done fast. I thought of you." “侦察兵?这里是宝琳。我有件事要很快完成，我只能想到你。 "Hey Scout. First, 'No' to whatever you're about to ask. I've got a job for you." “嘿，侦察兵。首先，我会用"不"来回答你全部问题。 我给你找了一份差事。” "Scout, it's Pauling. I'm assuming you're talking right now. Please stop." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。我知道你现在正在讲话。请停下来。” "Scout, Pauling here. Wrap up whatever you were bragging about and look at this." “侦察兵，宝琳在这。收好你正在炫耀的东西然后看看这个。” "Hey Scout, I need you...I...I...I mean for...for this." “嘿，侦察兵。我需要你...我....我...我的意思是...为了这个。” "Scout, it's Pauling. Whatever stupid thing you're doing, stop it. I've got work." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。无论你在做什么蠢事，停下来，我有差事给你。” "Scout, it's Pauling. I need something done quietly. Scout? Quietly." “侦察兵，这里是宝琳。我需要你安静地完成一件事。侦察兵？很安静地。”

新的士兵合同

"Soldier? Pauling here." “士兵？这里是宝琳。” "Soldier. Miss Pauling here." “士兵，宝琳小姐在这。” "Hey Soldier. It's Pauling." “嘿，士兵。这里是宝琳。” "Soldier, it's Pauling. I've got a job for you." “士兵，这里是宝琳。我找到了份差事给你。” "Soldier? Hey, it's Pauling. There's something I wanted you to look into." “士兵？嘿，这里是宝琳。这里有点东西我需要你看一下。” "Soldier? Pauling. I've got a contract for you." “士兵？宝琳在这。我有一份合同给你。” "Got some new marching orders, Soldier." “收到了一些新的行军命令，士兵。” "A contract, Soldier. You good to go?" “一个合同，士兵。你准备好了吗？” "Move out, Soldier! You've been reassigned." “动起来，士兵！你被分发上战场了。” "Eyes front, Soldier. There's work to do." “目视前方，士兵。有活要做了。” "You've got incoming, Soldier. Get to work." “你收到了一份合同，士兵。去工作。” "Incoming, Soldier. Get this squared away." “敌人来袭，士兵。了解这份合同后就做好准备。” "Soldier, it's Pauling. You got time to look into something for me?" “士兵，这里是宝琳。你有时间为我做好一件事吗？”. "Show these maggots how it's done, Soldier." “给这些蛆虫们上一课，士兵。”- "Soldier, it's Pauling. Son, your country needs you." “士兵，这里是宝琳。孩子，你的国家需要你。” "I've got a job for you, Soldier. Make me proud, son." “我找到了份差事给你，士兵。让我为你感到骄傲，孩子。” "I want you to know, Soldier. You're doing hero's work out there, son." “我想要你知道，士兵。你在外正尽着英雄应做之事，孩子。” "Soldier, it's Pauling. There will be medals given out for this one." “士兵，这里是宝琳。这件事完成后颁发一些勋章给你。” 稀有合同 "If this mission weren't maximum deniability, you'd be a hero for this son. There would be a parade." “这件任务母庸质疑地伟大，你会因此成为英雄，孩子。之后会为此而进行一场游行。” "Soldier, I need you and Pepper Pot Pete, and Salty Pete, and Pete Pepper Pants...Hell, all your cardboard friends on this one." “士兵，我需要你的胡椒罐皮特，还有咸皮特和胡椒裤皮特...见鬼，总之就是你所有的纸板战友来完成这份合同。” "Soldier, you know who doesn't want you to take this job? Hippies, Communists, Tom Jones. Show them, Soldier. Show them all." “士兵，你知道谁不想要你做这件事情吗？嬉皮士，共产党，汤姆·琼斯。给他们上一课，士兵。给他们所有人。” "Ten-hut, Soldier! Alpha...Romeo...Zero Dark...army words." “立-正，士兵！阿尔法...罗密欧...至暗时分...总之是军事用语。” "I want you to go out there with all you've got and win just one for Miss Pauling, Soldier!" “我需要你带上你所有的本领出发后取胜并为宝琳小姐做好这件事，士兵！”

新的火焰兵合同

"Pyro? Miss Pauling here." “火焰兵？宝琳小姐在这。” "Pyro? Pauling here. I saw this and thought of you." “火焰兵？这里是宝琳。我看了这个合同后就想到给你来做。” "Pyro? It's Pauling." “火焰兵？这里是宝琳。” "Hi Pyro. It's Miss Pauling." “嗨，火焰兵。这里是宝琳小姐。” "Hey Pyro, Pauling here. This contract just came in." “嘿，火焰兵。这里是宝琳。这个是新来的合同。 ” "Pyro? Pauling here. Think you can handle this?" “火焰兵？宝琳在这。你认为你能解决这个事吗？ ” "Pyro, Pauling here. I need something done. Quietly." “火焰兵，宝琳在这。我需要一些事情被完成。安静地。” "Pyro, Pauling here. Something just came up." “火焰兵，这里是宝琳。有新的合同到了。 ” 稀有合同 "Hey buddy! It's Pauling!" “嘿，伙计！这里是宝琳。” "Hi Pyro! I've got something I need you to do, OK buddy?" “嗨，火焰兵！我有些事情需要你做，好不好，伙计？ ” "Hey Pyro! You want to do a real big favor for Miss Pauling?" “嗨，火焰兵！你能为了宝琳小姐做一件大事情吗？” "Hey Pyro! [extended mumbling] I've always wanted to try that. I hope I just said 'I have a job'. Because I have a job." “嘿，火焰兵！[长时间的喃喃自语]我一直都想这么试试。我希望我表达了'我有一份差事'。因为我真的有份差事在这。”

新的爆破手合同

"Demo? Pauling here." “爆破手？这里是宝琳。” "Demo? Miss Pauling here." “爆破手?宝琳小姐在这。” "Pack up some bombs, Demo. I've got a contract." “准备好一些炸弹，爆破手。我收到合同了。” "Demo? It's Pauling." “爆破手？这里是宝琳。” "Demo? Pauling here. I need your help." “爆破手？这里是宝琳。我需要你的帮助。” "Demo, it's Pauling. I've got a contract for you." “爆破手，这里是宝琳。我给你找到了份新合同。” "Demo, Pauling here. This one came right from the Administrator." “爆破手，宝琳在这里。这有一份合同来自管理员。” "Hey Demo, Pauling here. I've got work." “嘿，爆破手。这里是宝琳。我有份差事给你。” "Demo. Hey, it's Pauling. I've got a job for you." “爆破手，嘿，这里是宝琳。我找了份差事给你。” "Demo. It's Pauling. I've got a contract for you." “爆破手，这里是宝琳。我找了一份合同给你。” 稀有合同 "Demo? It's Miss Pauling. The Miss Pauling...that's...I...I'm not actually famous. That was a joke I've been researching. Could you...rate your amusement on a scale of 1-100?" “爆破手？这里是宝琳小姐。大名鼎鼎的宝琳小姐...那个...我...其实我真的不出名。那只是我刚研究出的笑话。你能...用1-100分给我评下吗？” "Hey, Demo. I was on the phone with your mom. She said you didn't have enough jobs, so I got you an extra one. I won't lie, she sounded angry." “嘿，爆破手。我刚刚和你的母亲通了电话。她说你没有足够的工作，所以我给你一个额外的差事。我不会撒谎，她吵得很大声。” "Demo, it's Pauling. Place your eyeballs on this...eye...eyeball...whatever you see with. Make it...just make it look at this." “爆破手，这里是宝琳。把你的两只眼睛放在这里...眼...单个眼球...随便你用什么看了。就让它...看起来在看着这个。” "Demo, it's your liver. I'm kidding, it's Miss Pauling. If I was your liver, I'd just be screaming." “爆破手，这里是你的肝。只是开个玩笑，这里是宝琳小姐。如果我是你的肝，我会叫得很大声的。” "Hey Demo, wake up. I've got a job for you." “嘿，爆破手，醒来吧。我给你找了份差事。” "Demo, it's Pauling. If you're not dead, I've got work for you. “爆破手，这里是宝琳。如果你还没有死掉，那我就有份工作给你。” "Demo. Pauling. Sober up, I've got work." “爆破手，这里是宝琳。苏醒吧，我有差事给你。” "Demo? Pauling. I've got a job here that requires killing a lot of people and blowing up everything else. I thought of you." “爆破手？宝琳在这。我这里有份工作需要大开杀戮和炸飞一切。我只能想到你。” "Demo! Demo? You there? It's Pauling. Demo? Demo?" “爆破手！爆破手？你在那吗？这里是宝琳。爆破手？爆破手？” "Hey, Demo. This job is for your eyes only...eye...I mean...you get it." “嘿，爆破手。这份工作仅限你的眼观看...眼睛...我的意思是...你擅长的。” "Demo? Pauling. I've got a job that requires no depth perception. You in?" “爆破手？宝琳在这。我有一份不需要深度感知的工作。你参加吗？” "Demoman? It's Pauling. I've got work. I...Demoman? That sounds weird. Does anyone actually call you that? Let's go back to 'Demo'." “爆破手(Demoman)？这里是宝琳。我有一份差事在这，我...爆破手(Demoman)？那听起来挺怪。有人这么称呼过你吗？我们还是回到叫你爆破手(Demo)吧。”

新的机枪手合同

"Heavy? Pauling here." “机枪手？宝琳在这。” "Heavy. Miss Pauling here." “机枪手，宝琳小姐在这。” "Heavy? It's Pauling." “机枪手？这里是宝琳。” "Heavy? It's Pauling. I'm cashing in a favor on this one." “机枪手？这里是宝琳。我需要去兑现这个合同。” "Heavy? It's Pauling. Got a contract for you." “机枪手？这里是宝琳。给你找了份合同。” "Heavy? It's Pauling. I've got a job for you." 机枪手？这里是宝琳。我找了份差事给你。“” "Heavy? Pauling here. Something just came up." “机枪手？宝琳在这。有事情找上门了” "Heavy. Pauling here. This contract just came in." “机枪手，宝琳在这。这里有份合同来了。” "Heavy? Pauling here. I've got work." “机枪手？宝琳在这。我找到差事给你了。” "Heavy? Can you talk? It's Pauling." “机枪手？你能说几句吗？这里是宝琳。” "Heavy? Pauling here. This one came right from the Administrator." “机枪手？宝琳在这。这一份合同来自管理员。” "I need something taken care of, Heavy. I know I can trust you." “我需要有人来搞定这事，机枪手。我知道我能信任你。” "Administrator wants this taken care of, Heavy. No loose ends." “管理员需要这个事情被解决，机枪手。有始有终。” "Administrator's on the warpath, Heavy. I need this done." “管理员对此怒气冲冲，机枪手。我需要这个事被解决。” "This one's got your name all over it, big guy." “这一份合同上写着你的名字，大家伙。” "Hey Heavy. I've got work for you and Sasha." “嘿，机枪手。我找了份差事给你和萨莎。” "Hey Heavy, it's Pauling. You're the only one I trust for this." “嘿，机枪手。这里是宝琳。你在这份差事上是我唯一能信赖的人。” "Heavy, Pauling here. Keep this job between you and me." “机枪手，宝琳在这。将这份差事只保留在你与我之间。” 稀有合同 "Heavy? It's Pauling. I know you're working so you're probably killing... like...everything right now, but this just came in." “机枪手？这里是宝琳。我知道你现在可能在工作，所以你可能在大杀四方...就像是...现在正在做着。但这有个合同来了。” "Heavy, I need to you keep quiet on this. Well, you're always quiet. Quieter." “机枪手，我需要你安静地解决掉这事。好吧，你总是很安静。沉默的大块头。”

新的工程师合同

"Engie? Pauling here." “工程师？这里是宝琳。” "Engie. Miss Pauling here." “工程师，宝琳小姐在这。” "Hey Engie. It's Pauling." “嘿，工程师，这里是宝琳。” "Engie. The Administrator asked for you on this one. Specifically." “工程师，管理员要求你解决这件事。” "Hey Engie, it's Pauling." “嘿，工程师。这里是宝琳。” "Engie, Pauling here. This contract is high priority." “工程师，宝琳小姐在这。这个是高优先级合同。” "Contract just came in. I need this done by the numbers, Engie." “合同来了。我需要这合同按先前的计划完成，工程师。” "This one's gonna need some strategy, Engie." “这个需要一些策略完成，工程师。” "Pack up your tools, Engie. I've got a job for you." “收拾好你的工具，工程师。我找了份差事给你。” "Engie? Pauling. Think you can handle this?" “工程师？宝琳在这。你认为你能解决这个事情吗？” "Engie? Hey, it's Pauling. Interested in some extra work?" “工程师？嘿，这里是宝琳。对一些额外工作感兴趣吗？” "Engie? Pauling here. I need your help." “工程师？宝琳在这里。我需要你的帮助。” "Engie? Pauling, here. I need something done. Quietly." “工程师？宝琳，在这。我需要一些事情被解决，安静地。” "Engie? The Administrator asked for you on this one. Specifically." “工程师？管理员要求你完成这事情。专门给你的。” 稀有合同 "Hey Big Brains! Pauling here." “嘿，大天才！宝琳小姐在这。” "Engie. It's Pauling. My moped's making a funny noise like a *chuk chuk chuk chuk* *whirr* *chuk chuk* sort of...thing. You know what? You're busy. Uh anyway, I've got work." “工程师，这里是宝琳。我的摩托好像发出着有趣的声音，就像是*一阵扭动声* *引擎启动声* *又一阵扭动声*类似的东西。你知道原因吗？哦对，你很忙。额...总之，我有差事给你。” "Hey Engie, you got anything in your warehouse that can liquify about...hold on... let's call it 80 bodies? My chipper shredder's backed up. Anyway think about it. I've got a job." “嘿，工程师。你的仓库里有东西可以液化...等下...让我先估为八十个尸体？我的切碎机因为放太多堵了。总而言之先想别的，我有差事给你。” "Engie, this job requires someone who can read...you're my only hope." “工程师，这个差事需要有个能读懂的人...你是我唯一的希望” "Engie, it's Pauling. Is Scout there? Cough if he's there. I've got a job for you. Not him." “工程师，这里是宝琳。侦察兵在那吗？如果他在那先拦着他，我找了份差事给你，不是他。” "Howdy pardner! Rustle up the...cows...and move...move 'em out..of the barn...partner." “你好啊，搭档！快准备好...牛们...并移动它们...让他们出去...从谷仓里出去...搭档。” "Howdy cowpoke! Let's ride...oh what other cowboy words do I know? Oh, saddle! Engie? You still there? Saddle up! Saddle 'em up!" “你好啊，牛仔！让我们骑行...哦等下，我还知道什么其他有关牛仔的单词？哦对了，鞍！你还在那？快坐上鞍！出发吧！” "Engie? Pauling. I need someone who's smart for this." “工程师？这里是宝琳。我需要一个聪明的人来应付这个。” "Howdy pardner! I'm...so sorry for that." “你好啊，搭档！我...对那句话感到抱歉。”

新的医生合同

"Medic? Pauling here." “医生？宝琳在这。” "Medic. Miss Pauling here." “医生，这里是宝琳小姐。” "Hey Doc. It's Pauling." “嘿，医生。这里是宝琳。” "Medic? It's Pauling." “医生？宝琳在这。” "Medic, it's Pauling. I've got something I wanted you to look at." “医生，这里是宝琳。我这里有东西需要你看一下。” "Medic, it's Pauling. You've got time to look into something for me?" “医生，这里是宝琳。你能花点时间为我看一下这个事情吗？” "Doc? Pauling here. Take a look at this." “医生？宝琳在这。看一眼这个。” "Hey Medic. Pauling here. I saw this and thought of you." “嘿，医生。宝琳在这。我看到这个后就想到了你。” "Medic, it's Pauling. I've got a contract for you." “医生，这里是宝琳。我给你找到了个合同。” "Pauling, here. Let's keep this job confidential." “宝琳，在这。让我们保密好这件事情。” "Nobody's crazy enough to do this but you, doctor." “没有人足够疯狂到做这件事，但是你除外，医生。” "Hey Doc. It's Pauling. I've got a contract for you. Anything goes." “嘿，医生。这里是宝琳。我找到了一份合同给你。用什么手段完成都行。” "Medic, it's Pauling. This one...might get messy." “医生，这里是宝琳。这一个合同...可能会有点混乱。” "Hey Doc. Pauling. Got a live one for you." “嘿，医生。宝琳在这。找了一份专门的工作给你。” 稀有合同 "MEDIC! That was...just an impression. In bad taste, now that I think about it. I guess the people screaming that are usually, you know, dying." “医生！那个...只是我想的一个印象。庸俗地说，现在我理解到了那种印象了。我猜人们通常会这么叫,你懂的,濒临死亡的人。” "Medic. Pauling here. Take the gloves off for this one. Actually keep the gloves on. That might get messy." “医生，宝琳在这。脱下手套拿着并看好这份合同。实际上还是戴着吧，那样会有点搞乱的。”

新的狙击手合同

"Sniper? Pauling here." “狙击手？宝琳在这。” "Sniper. Miss Pauling here." “” "Hey Sniper. It's Pauling." “” "Sniper? It's Pauling." “” "Heads up, Sniper. I've got work." “” "Sniper? Pauling here. Take a look at this." “” "Sniper, it's Pauling. You've got time to look into something for me?" “” "Hey Sniper. It's Pauling. Got a contract here for you." “” "Sniper? Hey, it's Pauling. Interested in some extra work." “” "Sniper? Pauling here. This contract is high priority." “” "Sniper? Pauling here. Think you can handle this?" “” "Pauling here. I need a professional here on this one, Sniper." “” 稀有合同 "Hey, Sniper. So you're a Kiwi now, huh? Right, allotted small talk time over, I've got work." “” "Sniper? Pauling. What's that sound? Are you...are you peeing in a jar right now?" “”

新的间谍合同

"Spy? Pauling here." “” "Spy, Miss Pauling here." “” "Hey Spy. It's Pauling." “” "Spy? It's Pauling." “” "Hey Spy. It's Pauling. Interested in some extra work?" “” "Spy? Pauling here. This contract is high priority." “” "Spy, Pauling here. This contract just came in." “” "Spy, it's Pauling. I need something done. Quietly." “” "Spy, Pauling here. Take a look at this." “” "Spy? It's Pauling. I never gave you this, got me?" “” "Do it quickly, do it quietly. Just get it done, Spy." “” "Spy, it's Pauling. Utmost discretion on this one." “” "Spy, it's Pauling. Got a black bag job." “” "Spy, I've got a custom contract: your eyes only." “” "This one's nasty. I thought of you, Spy." “” 稀有合同 "Hey Spy. Pauling. I took care of that DNA test for you. You owe me one and I'm cashing it in. Take care of this." “” "Spy, just between you and me, you should really wash that ski mask. Like once. There's visible stink lines coming off that thing. Anyway, I need a favor." “” "(attempting a French accent) Bonjour Spy! It ees I, Francis zhe Talking France. I have zhe job for you, yes? Oui? Baguettes? (normal voice) No, it's Miss Pauling, sorry. I do have a job for you. It's not French though, sorry." “” "Hey Spy! Oh, oh right. You're probably sneaking up on somebody. To stab them. Oh, I bet you're about to do it too. They can't...hear me, can they? Do you have video on this thing?" “”

Contract progress

Contract half-completed

"You're halfway done." "Halfway to Contract complete." "Good work, half the Contract's fulfilled." "Halfway there." "Nice work. You're halfway there."

Contract completed

"Nice work." "Nice work!" "Good work." "Good work!" "Good job." "Well done." "You did it!" "Nicely done." "There you go." "I knew I could count on you." "I'm glad I came to you on this one." "Job well done." "Annnnnd here you go." "Thanks! I'll be in touch." "Thanks again." "I owe you one." "Thanks. The Administrator really wanted this done." "Thanks. The Administrator was really on me about this." "Payment for services rendered." "Pleasure doing business. Thanks again." "Nice work. Don't worry, I'll run cleanup on this." "I'll run cleanup. Don't worry, you're a ghost on this." "Nice work. And don't worry, you were never there." "I'll make sure the evidence is disposed of." "Don't worry, I can make the bodies disappear." "If you need a place to lay low, I can secure you a safehouse." "And to the victor goes...this thing!" "Wow, that's...can, can I have that?" "If you don't want that...I...will take it." "Nice work, here's the pay." "Nice work! Here's your payment." "Nice work, here's your fee." "Here, this one came straight from Saxton." "Here's the contract fee. You earned it." "Nice work. Here, you might like this." "Nice work. This...uh, fell...off the back of a Mann Co. truck." "Contract complete." "Contract fulfilled." Rare item "Just so you know, I don't give a lot of these out." "Good work. Your reward on this one is gonna be...pretty one of a kind." "Here's your payday. You earned it." "Don't tell the other guys I gave you this." "Contract complete. Here's your payday for the big job." "Contract complete. Here's the payout...I know right?"

Scout Contract completed

"Nice work, Scout." "Good job, Scout." "Good work, Scout." "Nicely done, Scout. I'll be in touch." "Job well done, Scout."

Soldier Contract completed

"Nice work, Soldier." "Good work, men." "At ease, Soldier." "Nice work, son." "Good job, Soldier." "Nice work, Soldier. As you were." "Nice work, Soldier. I'm proud of you." "All gave some, some gave all, Soldier. Nice work."

Pyro Contract completed

"Nice work, Pyro!" "You did it Pyro! Thanks buddy." "Thanks again Pyro." "Ohh, thanks Pyro. Administrator really wanted this one taken care of." "Thanks Pyro. I owe you one." "Contract fulfilled. Nice work Pyro." "Nicely done Pyro. I'll be in touch." "Contract complete. Thanks Pyro."

Demoman Contract completed

"Nice work, Demo." "Contract complete. Thanks Demo." "Contract fulfilled. Nice work Demo." "Thanks again, Demo." "Nicely done, Demo. I'll be in touch." "Well, that's one less thing to worry about. Thanks Demo." "Thanks Demo. I owe you one."

Heavy Contract completed

"Thanks Heavy. Administrator was really on me about this one." "Good job, Heavy." "Contract fulfilled. Nice work, Heavy." "Nicely done, Heavy. I'll be in touch." "Contract complete. Thanks Heavy." "Knew I could count on you, Heavy. Thanks." "I owe you one, Heavy. I'll be in touch." "Thanks again, Heavy. I appreciate it." "Nice work, Heavy!"

Engineer Contract completed

"Nice work, Engie." "Nice work, Engie." "Good job, Engie. Thanks!" "Contract fulfilled. Nice work, Engie." "Nicely done, Engie. I'll be in touch." "Contract complete. Thanks Engie." "That'll do Engie! Thanks!" "Fulfilled to the letter, Engie. Thanks again."

Medic Contract completed

"Nice work, Doc." "Thanks again, Doc." "Contract fulfilled. Nice work, Medic." "Nicely done, Medic. I'll be in touch." "Contract complete. Thanks Medic." "I'll give you this, Medic. You get results."

Sniper Contract Completed

"Nice work, Sniper." "Contract fulfilled. Nice work, Sniper." "Nicely done, Sniper. I'll be in touch." "Contract complete. Thanks Sniper." "Thanks Sniper. I owe you one." "Thanks again, Sniper." "Good job, Sniper!"

Spy Contract completed

"Nice work, Spy." "Thanks again Spy." "Contract fulfilled. Nice work, Spy." "Always a pleasure, Spy." "Nicely done, Spy. I'll be in touch." "Contract complete. Thanks, Spy." "Job well done, Spy!"

Contract failed

"The Administrator will have to be notified. Sorry." "Crap! The Administrator is going to kill me." "I should have asked one of the other guys." "I had a bad feeling about this one anyway." "S'okay. We'll get them next time." "Let's uh...call this a learning experience?" "Hey, sometimes you have to walk away. I get it." "Contract incomplete." "Looks like I'll have to shunt this around somewhere else..." "Thanks anyway." "You did it! Wait, you didn't do it." "All right, fair enough. I'll be in touch." "Well, you can't win them all." "Hmm. Well maybe next time." "You did it! Wait, you didn't do it."

Tough Break

Contract-related

New Contract

New Contract

"Hey! Pauling. Look, I'm technically on vacation here, but something big just came up." "Pauling, here. I'm on vacation, but a contract just came in. Thought of you...to, you know...kill people...for prizes." "Hey, it's me! The Administrator's been ringing me off the hook about this. Can you get this done? Done, done? Like bang, bang done?" "Aw crap! I'm supposed to be on vacation here. Can you get this done, man? Thank you thank you thank you." "Hey! Pauling. I'm not in the office but the Administrator needs a lot of people killed and I've got some nice payouts here." Rare Contract [She's over there!] "Hey, it's Pauling" [Go! Go! Go!] "So, the Administrator invited me to her place for dinner." [There she is!; gunshot] "Uh!" [I got her!] "But it turns out it was just an ambush to kill me. Hold on." [more gunfire; screams; Watch out, she's armed!] "She does this every few years; it's like her version of an employee review. Anyway, got time for a contract?" (tipsy) "Say, it's, it's Pauling. I'm, I'm at a beer garden with Demo, so there's lots of beer and...uh..beer. I had something I was gonna tell you...Oh! You're a good friend! I'm always sending you on contracts to get you killed, and that's not friends, right? 'Cause, 'cause we're friends, man. And also, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you. Umm. Two teams and the Administrator and umm...and there's this secret that...Oh, oh gotta go! Demo wants me to drink beer. So I'm gonna drink beer." (whispering) "Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at the Teufort Ladies Book Club and I'm the only one who hasn't actually read Belinda...so it's just about relationships, right? Guy meets girl, love stuff, happy ending? It's a good thing, right? I'm gonna tell everyone how it really, really brings the two as a couple." [boxing bell rings] "Hey! Just a, taking a boxing class here. [grunts of pain] Listen, a contract...[grunt]...a contract came in and...[sharp grunt]...Uh, arms in, arms in...and I thought of you [grunt] That's mine! That's my molar! Did, did anyone see where that went?" [roar of bus engine] "Hey, Pauling. I'm on a Teufort sightseeing tour. We just went to the library and took pictures of both the books. And then they took us to a tramp fight. And I guess now we're going to look at a sewage fire. It hasn't gone out in like fifty years or something. So we're really proud of it." [campfire crackling] "Pauling here. I'm at a campfire with Soldier, Salty Pete, Pepper Pot Pete, and Perry Pepper Pants, and Peter Poopy-Toots. [sotto voce] And they're all cardboard. I think he's crazy. [normal voice] Oh, what's that Soldier? Tree bark rations...sounds American! [sotto voce] Do this contract and then get this man some help." [water bubbling and bats rustling] "Hey Pauling here. I'm on a Teufort cave tour and...oh my God. These are the same caves I bury bodies in." [Ahhh! There's so many bodies!] "And they found them." [Somebody call the police!] "Anyway, here's a contract." "Pauling here. I'm at an Assistant's Conference with Bidwell, they just debuted this year's clipboards. And wow! The clip, the board, they're both great. Some years, it's one or the other. It's a great time to be alive. Speaking of which, I need you to kill somebody." [Scout: Oh, oh, and...(dice clatter)...not too shabby!] "Pauling here. I'm trying to teach Scout Gargoyles and Gravel. [Yeah!] Ugh, no Scout, there's no such thing as a Muscle Wizard." [Yeah whatever.] "No you can't beat an Orc by doing push-ups at it. Look, please, please put your shirt back on. Scout, stop flexing. Scout. Scout! Stop flexing." "Hey did you know a gun show's a real thing? I'm at one with Heavy right now." [Heavy: Is perfect, this is gun.] Oh wow, what's the gauge on that? Yeah, Scout's been saying he's going to take me to one for years, but all he does is shove his stupid arms in my face. Anyway, I've got something for you." (strained) "Pauling here. I'm at a hotdog eating contest and Engie made me a stomach teleporter, but...oogh...it's not working. I think it's only teleporting undigested hotdogs into my colon." [stomach growling] "Ok, gotta go." "Hey, Pauling here. I got invited to something called a "key party". I guess we all trade houses or something. Anyway, they wanted my keys and I said no. If they keep pressing, I brought my gun. I've got a contract coming your way." "Hey's it's Pauling. Sorry for the noise, it's Ladies Night at the Cap Point, and I misunderstood what that meant." [Hey what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?] "I'm trying to get someone killed for money. Can you give me a second? Sorry about that. Anyway, take a look." "Hey, sorry for the noise! It's Dollar Drinks Night at the Cap Point. Hold on, on the rocks please." [On the rocks!; rocks tinkle into a glass] "N-n-not act...not actual...is that gravel? You know what, never mind. Just, just pour liquor on it. I'll drink it anyway." [drink pouring] "You still there? I've got something for you." [piano being played frantically, intermittent electrical zaps] "Pauling here. Spy's teaching me piano. Apparently, it takes a person...ugh, seven years to learn, but Spy says that with electroshock he can teach me in an hour." [grunts of pain and electrical shocks] [Spy: Again.; piano plays a slow melody] "Huh. Okay, that's done. Here's a contract." ["Taps" being played] (on the verge of tears) "Hey, Pauling here. I'm, I-I-I'm sorry, I'm at the Poopy Joe Memorial and, and it's just too much. That monkey was an American hero!" "Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at a pottery class. I'm trying to make a porcelain gun, but it's a lot harder than it looks. Ugh, dammit." [dripping clay; Oh, what a lovely flower vase!] "Yeah I know it looks like a flower vase, it's a cannon all right! Ugh, I hate pottery. Anyway, I've got a contract. [raccoons trilling] "Pauling here. Soldier invited me over to his house/cave for a soup tasting. I have been bitten by like sixty raccoons. Do raccoons have rabies? I mean, they have to, right? Didn't raccoons invent rabies? Are-are they like old rats? Like don't rats go into their cocoons in the winter and emerge as fully grown raccoons in the spring? I've lost a lot of blood here. Maybe it took the rabies with them. Ugh, I gotta go. One of the raccoons is eyeballing me. You gotta problem pal?" "Hey it's Pauling here. I'm watching Shakespearicles in the Park and we just got to the part in Hamlet where Macbeth tells Hercules he's from the future and Macbeth gets so angry, he uses his heat vision and..." [Steel cage!] "Oh ho ho, they're lowering the steel cage. Oh, Hercules is losing the intercontinental title for sure! Look, I gotta go. Here's a mission."[He's got Macbeth!; I love you Hercules!] "He-hey, sorry about the reception, I'm on a ladies safari in the middle of a forest. Listen, a contract came in..." [I'm being mauled to death by a tiger! Ahhh!] "Lady, would you please keep it down! I'm on the phone!" "Pauling here. So the New Mexico Department of Labor found out I haven't gotten any time off in...uh...ever. So, I'm on state-mandated vacation. But don't worry! I'm still working, but don't tell anyone." [foghorn sounds] "Oh good the tugboat's here. Anyway, here's a contract." [heartbeat monitor beeps steadily] "Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full of radiation. It's sorta like making a turducken, but with people!" [Medic: Oh, ho ho!; monitor beeps faster] "And I think a clump of my hair just fell out." [monitor beeps rapidly; Medic: Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!] "Hey it's Pauling here. I'm on a vision quest with Sniper. I just ate some ground-up mushrooms and grubs. Sniper said that it's supposed to make me ghost noise picnic dripping, but I don't boot soup what he's mustaching about. I don't even dynamite a little pyramid gravy. Anyway, here's a condor." [wine bottle being uncorked; Spy: Ahh, a 1962 Chateau Matador.; wine pouring into glasses] "(sotto voce) Hey, hey I'm at a wine tasting with Spy...it all tastes like raisins and gasoline. Uh, quick! give me some fancy-pants words to say to him." [Spy: À votre santé!] "(normal voice) Spy, your wine is...great! It's really, uh, pre-precocious! Uh...volup-voluptuous? And uh, uh, big, big-boned!" [Spy: Ugh...] "Yeah, it's got a very big-boned wine taste."

Contract complete

Contracted Contract

"Hey you did it! Back to my vacation." "Hey good work! Okay, back to vacation." "Hey good work! You did it! Now back to my state-mandated vacation." "Great job! I'm really enjoying..being out of the office...doing all this work." "Hey, you finished the contract. Okay, back to my stupid vacation." "Hey, you did it! Can I be done with my vacation now? Please?" "Hey you did it! Can I be done with my vacation now? I wanna come home."