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Lines are only triggered when the player is connected to an official Valve server. Decoding a new Contract while connected will trigger a line based on the player's current class, regardless of its actual content.
 
Lines are only triggered when the player is connected to an official Valve server. Decoding a new Contract while connected will trigger a line based on the player's current class, regardless of its actual content.
 
  
 
== Gun Mettle ==
 
== Gun Mettle ==
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*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 01.mp3|"This contract's ''big''. Don't pass this up."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 01.mp3|"This contract's ''big''. Don't pass this up."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 02.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a big one. That means a big payday."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 02.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a big one. That means a big payday."]]
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 03.mp3|"Pauling here. This contract's big. I don't give these out everyday."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 03.mp3|"Pauling here. This contract is big. I don't give these out everyday."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 04.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a high value contract. That means a big reward on this one."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 04.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a high value contract. That means a big reward on this one."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 05.mp3|"Pauling here. This contract's big. And big contracts mean big payouts."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 05.mp3|"Pauling here. This contract's big. And big contracts mean big payouts."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 06.mp3|"Ok, I managed to get you one of the big contracts. And that means a big payday. Don't make me look bad."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 06.mp3|"Ok, I managed to get you one of the big contracts. And that means a big payday. Don't make me look bad."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 07.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a big one. Don't screw it up."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 07.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a big one. Don't screw it up."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 08.mp3|"Ok, I've pulled some strings and secured you one of the big contracts. This'll be a high-end payout so get it done."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 08.mp3|"Ok, I pulled some strings and secured you one of the big contracts. This'll be a high-end payout so get it done."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 09.mp3|"I made some calls and got you one of the big contracts. I don't give these out everyday, so don't screw it up, alright?"]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 09.mp3|"I made some calls and got you one of the big contracts. I don't give these out everyday, so don't screw it up, all right?"]]  
 
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*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 06.mp3|"Soldier? Pauling. I've got a contract for you."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 06.mp3|"Soldier? Pauling. I've got a contract for you."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 07.mp3|"Got some new marching orders, Soldier."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 07.mp3|"Got some new marching orders, Soldier."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 08.mp3|"A contract, Soldier. You good to go?"]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 08.mp3|"Got a contract, Soldier. You good to go?"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 09.mp3|"Move out, Soldier! You've been reassigned."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 09.mp3|"Move out, Soldier! You've been reassigned."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 10.mp3|"Eyes front, Soldier. There's work to do."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 10.mp3|"Eyes front, Soldier. There's work to do."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 13.mp3|"Soldier, it's Pauling. You got time to look into something for me?"]] .
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 13.mp3|"Soldier, it's Pauling. You got time to look into something for me?"]] .
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 14.mp3|"Show these maggots how it's done, Soldier."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 14.mp3|"Show these maggots how it's done, Soldier."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 15.mp3|"Soldier, it's Pauling. Son, your country needs you."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 15.mp3|"Soldier? It's Pauling, son. Your country needs you."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 16.mp3|"I've got a job for you, Soldier. Make me proud, son."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 16.mp3|"I've got a job for you, Soldier. Make me proud, son."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 17.mp3|"I want you to know, Soldier. You're doing hero's work out there, son."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 17.mp3|"I want you to know, Soldier. You're doing hero's work out there, son."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 18.mp3|"Soldier, it's Pauling. There will be medals given out for this one."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract soldier 18.mp3|"Soldier, it's Pauling. There will be medals given out for this one."]]  
 
''Rare Contract''
 
''Rare Contract''
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare soldier 01.mp3|"If this mission weren't maximum deniability, you'd be a hero for this son. There would be a parade."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract rare soldier 01.mp3|"If this mission weren't maximum deniability, you'd be a hero for this, son. There would be a parade."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare soldier 02.mp3|"Soldier, I need you and Pepper Pot Pete, and Salty Pete, and Pete Pepper Pants...Hell, all your cardboard friends on this one."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare soldier 02.mp3|"Soldier, I need you and Pepper Pot Pete, and Salty Pete, and Pete Pepper Pants...Hell, all your cardboard friends on this one."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare soldier 03.mp3|"Soldier, you know who doesn't want you to take this job? Hippies, Communists, Tom Jones. Show them, Soldier. Show them all."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare soldier 03.mp3|"Soldier, you know who doesn't want you to take this job? Hippies, Communists, Tom Jones. Show them, Soldier. Show them all."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract demo 10.mp3|"Demo. It's Pauling. I've got a contract for you."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract demo 10.mp3|"Demo. It's Pauling. I've got a contract for you."]]  
 
''Rare Contract''
 
''Rare Contract''
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare demo 01.mp3|"Demo? It's Miss Pauling. ''The'' Miss Pauling...that's...I...I'm not actually famous. That was a joke I've been researching. Could you...rank your amusement on a scale of 1-100?"]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract rare demo 01.mp3|"Demo? It's Miss Pauling. ''The'' Miss Pauling...that's...I...I'm not actually famous. That was a joke I've been researching. Could you...rate your amusement on a scale of 1-100?"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare demo 02.mp3|"Hey, Demo. I was on the phone with your mom. She said you didn't have enough jobs, so I got you an extra one. I won't lie, she sounded angry."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare demo 02.mp3|"Hey, Demo. I was on the phone with your mom. She said you didn't have enough jobs, so I got you an extra one. I won't lie, she sounded angry."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare demo 03.mp3|"Demo, it's Pauling. Place your eyeballs on this...eye...eyeball...whatever you see with. Make it...just make it look at this."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare demo 03.mp3|"Demo, it's Pauling. Place your eyeballs on this...eye...eyeball...whatever you see with. Make it...just make it look at this."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract heavy 18.mp3|"Heavy, Pauling here. Keep this job between you and me."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract heavy 18.mp3|"Heavy, Pauling here. Keep this job between you and me."]]  
 
''Rare Contract''
 
''Rare Contract''
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare heavy 01.mp3|"Heavy? It's Pauling. I know you're working so you're probably killing... like...everything right now, but this just came in."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract rare heavy 01.mp3|"Heavy? It's Pauling. I know you're working so you're probably killing...like...everything right now, but this just came in."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare heavy 02.mp3|"Heavy, I need to you keep quiet on this. Well, you're always quiet. ''Quieter.''"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare heavy 02.mp3|"Heavy, I need to you keep quiet on this. Well, you're always quiet. ''Quieter.''"]]  
 
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*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 02.mp3|"Engie. Miss Pauling here."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 02.mp3|"Engie. Miss Pauling here."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 03.mp3|"Hey Engie. It's Pauling."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 03.mp3|"Hey Engie. It's Pauling."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 04.mp3|"Engie. The Administrator asked for you on this one. ''Specifically.''"]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 04.mp3|"Engie. Administrator asked for you on this one. ''Specifically.''"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 05.mp3|"Hey Engie, it's Pauling."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 05.mp3|"Hey Engie, it's Pauling."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 06.mp3|"Engie, Pauling here. This contract is high priority."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 06.mp3|"Engie, Pauling here. This contract is high priority."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 12.mp3|"Engie? Pauling here. I need your help."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 12.mp3|"Engie? Pauling here. I need your help."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 13.mp3|"Engie? Pauling, here. I need something done. Quietly."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 13.mp3|"Engie? Pauling, here. I need something done. Quietly."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract engie 14.mp3|"Engie? The Administrator asked for you on this one. ''Specifically.''"]]<!---Duplicate of 04?--->
 
 
''Rare Contract''
 
''Rare Contract''
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 01.mp3|"Hey Big Brains! Pauling here."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 01.mp3|"Hey Big Brains! Pauling here."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 02.mp3|"Engie. It's Pauling. My moped's making a funny noise like a *chuk chuk chuk chuk* *whirr* *chuk chuk* sort of...thing. You know what? You're busy. Uh anyway, I've got work."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 02.mp3|"Engie. It's Pauling. My moped's making a funny noise like a *chuk chuk chuk chuk* *whirr* *chuk chuk* sort of...thing. You know what? You're busy. Uh anyway, I've got work."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 03.mp3|"Hey Engie, you got anything in your warehouse that can liquify about...hold on... let's call it 80 bodies? My chipper shredder's backed up. Anyway think about it. I've got a job."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 03.mp3|"Hey Engie, you got anything in your warehouse that can liquify about...hold on...let's call it 80 bodies? My chipper shredder's backed up. Anyway think about it. I've got a job."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 04.mp3|"Engie, this job requires someone who can read...you're my only hope."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 04.mp3|"Engie, this job requires someone who can read...you're my only hope."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 05.mp3|"Engie, it's Pauling. Is Scout there? Cough if he's there. I've got a job for ''you''. '''Not him.'''"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare engie 05.mp3|"Engie, it's Pauling. Is Scout there? Cough if he's there. I've got a job for ''you''. '''Not him.'''"]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 06.mp3|"Sniper? Pauling here. Take a look at this."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 06.mp3|"Sniper? Pauling here. Take a look at this."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 07.mp3|"Sniper, it's Pauling. You've got time to look into something for me?"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 07.mp3|"Sniper, it's Pauling. You've got time to look into something for me?"]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 08.mp3|"Hey Sniper. It's Pauling. Got a contract here for you."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 08.mp3|"Hey Sniper. It's Pauling. Got a contract for you."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 09.mp3|"Sniper? Hey, it's Pauling. Interested in some extra work."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 09.mp3|"Sniper? Hey, it's Pauling. Interested in some extra work?"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 10.mp3|"Sniper? Pauling here. This contract is high priority."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 10.mp3|"Sniper? Pauling here. This contract is high priority."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 11.mp3|"Sniper? Pauling here. Think you can handle this?"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 11.mp3|"Sniper? Pauling here. Think you can handle this?"]]  
*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 12.mp3|"Pauling here. I need a professional here on this one, Sniper."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give contract sniper 12.mp3|"Pauling here. I need a professional on this one, Sniper."]]  
 
''Rare Contract''
 
''Rare Contract''
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare sniper 01.mp3|"Hey, Sniper. So you're a Kiwi now, huh? Right, allotted small talk time over, I've got work."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give contract rare sniper 01.mp3|"Hey, Sniper. So you're a Kiwi now, huh? Right, allotted small talk time over, I've got work."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 07.mp3|"You did it!"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 07.mp3|"You did it!"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 08.mp3|"Nicely done."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 08.mp3|"Nicely done."]]  
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 09.mp3|"There you go."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 09.mp3|"Here you go."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 10.mp3|"I knew I could count on you."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 10.mp3|"I knew I could count on you."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 11.mp3|"I'm glad I came to you on this one."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 11.mp3|"I'm glad I came to you on this one."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 26.mp3|"If you need a place to lay low, I can secure you a safehouse."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 26.mp3|"If you need a place to lay low, I can secure you a safehouse."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 27.mp3|"And to the victor goes...this thing!"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 27.mp3|"And to the victor goes...this thing!"]]  
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 28.mp3|"Wow, that's...can, can I have that?"]]  
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*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 28.mp3|"Wow, that's...ca-can I have that?"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 29.mp3|"If you don't want that...I...will take it."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 29.mp3|"If you don't want that...I...will take it."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 30.mp3|"Nice work, here's the pay."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng contract complete allclass 30.mp3|"Nice work, here's the pay."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 01.mp3|"The Administrator will have to be notified. Sorry."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 01.mp3|"The Administrator will have to be notified. Sorry."]]
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 02.mp3|"Crap! The Administrator is going to kill me."]]
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*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 02.mp3|"Crap! The Administrator is gonna kill me."]]
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 03.mp3|"I should have asked one of the other guys."]]
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*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 03.mp3|"I should've asked one of the other guys."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 04.mp3|"I had a bad feeling about this one anyway."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 04.mp3|"I had a bad feeling about this one anyway."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 05.mp3|"S'okay. We'll get them next time."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 05.mp3|"S'okay. We'll get them next time."]]
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*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 10.mp3|"Thanks anyway."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 10.mp3|"Thanks anyway."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 11.mp3|"You did it! Wait, you didn't do it."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 11.mp3|"You did it! Wait, you didn't do it."]]
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 12.mp3|"Alright, fair enough. I'll be in touch."]]
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*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 12.mp3|"All right, fair enough. I'll be in touch."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 13.mp3|"Well, you can't win them all."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 13.mp3|"Well, you can't win them all."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 14.mp3|"Hmm. Well maybe next time."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 14.mp3|"Hmm. Well maybe next time."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive01.mp3|"Hey! Pauling. Look, I'm technically on vacation here, but something big just came up."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive01.mp3|"Hey! Pauling. Look, I'm...technically on vacation here, but something big just came up."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive02.mp3|"Pauling, here. I'm on vacation, but a contract just came in. Thought of you...to, you know...kill people...for prizes."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive02.mp3|"Pauling, here. I'm on vacation, but a contract just came in. Thought of you...to, you know...kill people...for prizes."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive03.mp3|"Hey, it's me! The Administrator's been ringing me off the hook about this. Can you get this done? ''Done, done?'' Like ''bang, bang'' done?"]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive03.mp3|"Hey, it's me! The Administrator's been ringing me off the hook about this. Can you get this done? ''Done, done?'' Like...''bang, bang'' done?"]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive04.mp3|"Aw crap! I'm supposed to be on vacation here. Can you get this done, man? Thank you thank you thank you."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive04.mp3|"Aw crap! I'm supposed to be on vacation here. Can you get this done for me, man? Thank you thank you thank you."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive05.mp3|"Hey! Pauling. I'm not in the office but the Administrator needs ''a lot'' of people killed and I've got some nice payouts here."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgive05.mp3|"Hey! Pauling. I'm not in the office but the Administrator needs ''a lot'' of people killed and I've got some nice payouts here."]]
  
 
''Rare Contract''
 
''Rare Contract''
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_ambush.mp3|[She's over there!] "Hey, it's Pauling" [Go! Go! Go!] "So, the Administrator invited me to her place for dinner." [There she is!; gunshot] "''Uh!''" [I got her!] "But it turns out it was just an ambush to kill me. Hold on." [more gunfire; screams; Watch out, she's armed!] "She does this every few years; it's like her version of an employee review. Anyway, got time for a contract?"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_ambush.mp3|[She's over there!] "Hey, it's Pauling" [Go! Go! Go!] "So, the Administrator invited me to her place for dinner." [There she is!; gunshot] "''Uh!''" [I got her!] "But it turns out it was just an ambush to kill me. Hold on." [more gunfire; screams; Watch out, she's armed!] "She does this every few years; it's like her version of an employee review. Anyway, got time for a contract?"]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_beergarden.mp3|(tipsy) "Say, it's, it's Pauling. I'm, I'm at a beer garden with Demo, so there's lots of beer and...uh..beer. I had something I was gonna tell you...Oh! You're a good friend! I'm always sending you on contracts to get you killed, and that's not friends, right? 'Cause, 'cause we're ''friends'', man. And also, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you. Umm. Two teams and the Administrator and umm...and there's this secret that...Oh, oh gotta go! Demo wants me to drink beer. So I'm gonna drink beer."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_beergarden.mp3|(tipsy) "Say, it's, it's Pauling. I'm at a, a beer garden with Demo, so there's lots of beer and...uh...beer. I had something I was gonna...tell you- Oh! You're a good friend! I'm always sending you on contracts to get you killed, and, and that's not friends, right? 'Cause, 'cause we're ''friends'', man. And also, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you. Umm...two teams and the Administrator and umm...and there's this secret that...Oh, oh gotta go! Demo wants me to drink beer. So I'm gonna drink beer."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_bookclub.mp3|(whispering) "Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at the Teufort Ladies Book Club and I'm the only one who hasn't actually read ''Melinda''...so it's just about relationships, right? Guy meets girl, love stuff, happy ending? It's a good thing, right? I'm gonna tell everyone how it really, really brings the two as a couple."]]<!---Title is hard to understand (Could also be "Belinda"); please correct if it's a reference to something in the comics--->
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_bookclub.mp3|(whispering) "Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at the Teufort Ladies Book Club, and I'm the only one who hasn't actually read ''Belinda''...so...I-It's just about relationships, right? Guy meets girl, love stuff, happy ending? I-It's a good thing, right? I'm, I'm gonna tell everyone how I'm really rooting for these two as a couple."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_boxing.mp3|[boxing bell rings] "Hey! Just a, taking a boxing class here. [grunts of pain] Listen, a contract...[grunt]...a contract came in and...[sharp grunt]...Uh, arms in, arms in...and I thought of you [grunt] That's mine! That's my molar! Did, did anyone see where that went?"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_boxing.mp3|[boxing bell rings] "Hey! Just a, taking a boxing class here. [grunts of pain] Listen, a contract...[grunt]...a contract came in and...[sharp grunt]...Uh, arms in, arms in...and I thought of you [grunt] That's mine! That's my molar! Did, did anyone see where that went?"]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_bus.mp3|[roar of bus engine] "Hey, Pauling. I'm on a Teufort sightseeing tour. We just went to the library and took pictures of ''both the books''. And then they took us to a tramp fight. And I guess now we're going to look at a sewage fire. It hasn't gone out in like fifty years or something. So we're really proud of it."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_bus.mp3|[roar of bus engine] "Hey, Pauling. I'm on a Teufort sightseeing tour. We just went to the library and took pictures of ''both the books''. And then they took us to a tramp fight. And I guess now we're going to go look at a sewage fire. It hasn't gone out in like fifty years or something. So, they're really proud of it."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_campfire.mp3|[campfire crackling] "Pauling here. I'm at a campfire with Soldier, Salty Pete, Pepper Pot Pete, and Perry Pepper Pants, and Peter Poopy-Toots. [sotto voce] ''And they're all cardboard.'' I think he's crazy. [normal voice] Oh, what's that Soldier? Tree bark rations...sounds American! [sotto voce] Do this contract and then get this man some help."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_campfire.mp3|[campfire crackling] "Pauling here. I'm at a campfire with Soldier, Salty Pete, Pepper Pot Pete, and Perry Pepper Pants, and Peter Poopy-Toots. [sotto voce] ''And they're all cardboard.'' I think he's crazy. [normal voice] Oh, what's that Soldier? Tree bark rations...sounds American! [sotto voce] Do this contract, and then get this man some help."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_cavetour.mp3|[water bubbling and bats rustling] "Hey Pauling here. I'm on a Teufort cave tour and...oh my God. These are the same caves I bury bodies in." [Ahhh! There's so many bodies!] "And they found them." [Somebody call the police!] "Anyway, here's a contract."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_cavetour.mp3|[water bubbling and bats rustling] "Hey, Pauling here. I'm on a Teufort cave tour and...oh my God. These are the same caves I bury bodies in." [Ahhh! There's so many bodies!] "And they found them." [Somebody call the police!] "Okay, anyway, here's a contract."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_conference.mp3|"Pauling here. I'm at an Assistant's Conference with Bidwell, they just debuted this year's clipboards. And wow! The clip, the board, they're both great. Some years, it's one or the other. It's a great time to be alive. Speaking of which, I need you to kill somebody."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_conference.mp3|"Pauling here. I'm at an Assistant's Conference with Bidwell, they just debuted this year's clipboards. And, wow! The clip, the board, they're both great. Some years, it's one or the other. It's a great time to be alive. Speaking of which, I need you to kill somebody."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_gargoyles.mp3|[Scout: Oh, oh, and...(dice clatter)...not too shabby!] "Pauling here. I'm trying to teach Scout Gargoyles and Gravel. [Yeah!] Ugh, no Scout, there's no such thing as a Muscle Wizard." [Yeah whatever.] "No you can't beat an Orc by doing push-ups at it. Look, please, please put your shirt back on. Scout, stop flexing. Scout. Scout! Stop flexing."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_gargoyles.mp3|[Scout: Oh, oh, and...(dice clatter)...not too shabby!] "Pauling here. I'm trying to teach Scout Gargoyles and Gravel. [Yeah!] Ugh, no Scout, there's no such thing as a Muscle Wizard." [Yeah whatever.] "No you can't beat an Orc by doing push-ups at it. Look, please, please put your shirt back on. Scout, stop flexing. Scout. Scout! Stop flexing."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_gunshow.mp3|"Hey did you know a gun show's a real thing? I'm at one with Heavy right now." [Heavy: Is perfect, this is gun.] Oh wow, what's the gauge on that? Yeah, Scout's been saying he's going to take me to one for years, but all he does is shove his stupid arms in my face. Anyway, I've got something for you."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_gunshow.mp3|"Hey, did you know a gun show is a real thing? I'm at one with Heavy right now." [Heavy: Is perfect, this is gun.] Oh wow, what's the gauge on that? Yeah, Scout's been saying he's going to take me to one for years, but all he does is shove his stupid arms in my face. Anyway, I've got something for you."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3|(strained) "Pauling here. I'm at a hotdog eating contest and Engie made me a stomach teleporter, but...oogh...it's not working. I think it's only teleporting undigested hotdogs into my colon." [stomach growling] "Ok, gotta go."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3|(strained) "Pauling here. I'm at a hotdog eating contest, and Engie made me a stomach teleporter, but...oogh...it's not working. I think it's only teleporting undigested hotdogs into my colon." [stomach growling] "Ok, gotta go."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_keyparty.mp3|"Hey, Pauling here. I got invited to something called a "key party". I guess we all trade houses or something. Anyway, they wanted my keys and I said no. If they keep pressing, I brought my gun. I've got a contract coming your way."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_keyparty.mp3|"Hey, Pauling here. I got invited to something called a "key party". I guess we all...trade houses or something? Anyway, they wanted my keys and I said no. If they keep pressing, I brought my gun. I've got a contract coming your way."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_ladiesnight.mp3|"Hey's it's Pauling. Sorry for the noise, it's Ladies Night at the Cap Point, and I misunderstood what that meant." [Hey what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?] "I'm trying to get someone killed for money. Can you give me a second? Sorry about that. Anyway, take a look."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_ladiesnight.mp3|"Hey, it's Pauling. Sorry for the noise, it's Ladies Night at the Cap Point, and I...misunderstood what that meant." [Hey, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?] "I'm trying to get someone killed for money. Can you give me a second? Sorry about that. Anyway, take a look."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_ontherocks.mp3|"Hey, sorry for the noise! It's Dollar Drinks Night at the Cap Point. Hold on, on the rocks please." [On the rocks!; rocks tinkle into a glass] "N-n-not act...not actual...is that gravel? You know what, never mind. Just, just pour liquor on it. I'll drink it anyway." [drink pouring] "You still there? I've got something for you."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_ontherocks.mp3|"Hey, sorry for the noise! It's Dollar Drinks Night at the Cap Point! Hold on, on the rocks please." [On the rocks!; rocks tinkle into a glass] "N-No, not act...not actual...is that gravel? You know what, never mind. Just, just pour liquor on it. I'll drink it anyway." [drink pouring] "You still there? I've got something for you."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_piano.mp3|[piano being played frantically, intermittent electrical zaps] "Pauling here. Spy's '''teaching''' me piano. Apparently, it takes a '''person'''...ugh, seven years to learn, but Spy says that with electroshock he can '''teach me''' in an hour." [grunts of pain and electrical shocks] [Spy: Again.; piano plays a slow melody] "Huh. Okay, that's done. Here's a contract."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_piano.mp3|[piano being played frantically, intermittent electrical zaps] "Pauling here. Spy's '''teaching''' me piano. Apparently, it takes a '''person'''...ugh, seven years to learn, but Spy says that with electroshock he can '''teach me''' in an hour." [grunts of pain and electrical shocks] [Spy: Again.; piano plays a slow melody] "Huh. Okay, that's done. Here's a contract."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_poopyjoe.mp3| ["Taps" being played] (on the verge of tears) "Hey, Pauling here. I'm, I-I-I'm sorry, I'm at the Poopy Joe Memorial and, and it's just too much. That monkey was an American hero!"]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_poopyjoe.mp3| ["Taps" being played] (on the verge of tears) "Hey, Pauling here. I'm, I-I-I'm sorry, I'm, I'm at the Poopy Joe Memorial and, and it's just too much. That monkey was an American hero!"]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_pottery.mp3|"Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at a pottery class. I'm trying to make a porcelain gun, but it's a lot harder than it looks. Ugh, dammit." [dripping clay; Oh, what a lovely flower vase!] "Yeah I know it looks like a flower vase, it's a cannon alright! Ugh, I hate pottery. Anyway, I've got a contract.]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_pottery.mp3|"Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at a pottery class. I'm trying to make a porcelain gun, but it's a lot harder than it looks. Ugh, dammit." [dripping clay; Oh, what a lovely flower vase!] "Yeah, I know it looks like a flower vase, it's a cannon all right! Ugh, I hate pottery. Anyway, I've got a contract.]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_raccoons.mp3|[raccoons trilling] "Pauling here. Soldier invited me over to his house/cave for a soup tasting. I have been bitten by like ''sixty'' raccoons. Do raccoons have rabies? I mean, they have to, right? Didn't raccoons invent rabies? Are-are they like old rats? Like don't rats go into their cocoons in the winter and emerge as fully grown raccoons in the spring? I've lost a lot of blood here. Maybe it took the rabies with them. Ugh, I gotta go. One of the raccoons is eyeballing me. You gotta problem pal?"]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_raccoons.mp3|[raccoons trilling] "Pauling here. Soldier invited me over to his house...cave...for a soup tasting. I have been bitten by like ''sixty'' raccoons. Do raccoons have rabies? I mean, they have to, right? Didn't raccoons ''invent'' rabies? Are-are they like old rats? Like don't rats go into their cocoons in the winter and emerge as fully grown raccoons in the spring? I lost a lot of blood here. Maybe it took the rabies with it. Ugh, I gotta go. One of the raccoons is eyeballing me. You gotta problem, pal?"]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_shakespearicles.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm watching Shakespearicles in the Park and we just got to the part in ''Hamlet'' where Macbeth tells Hercules he's from the future and Macbeth gets so angry, he uses his heat vision and..." [Steel cage!] "Oh ho ho, they're lowering the steel cage. Oh, Hercules is losing the intercontinental title for sure! Look, I gotta go. Here's a mission."[He's got Macbeth!; I love you Hercules!]]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_shakespearicles.mp3|"Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm watching Shakespearicles in the Park, and we just got to the part in ''Hamlet'' where Macbeth tells Hercules he's from the future, and Macbeth gets so angry, he uses his heat vision and..." [Steel cage!] "Oh ho ho, they're lowering the steel cage! Oh, Hercules is losing the intercontinental title for sure! Look, I gotta go. Here's a mission."[He zapped Macbeth!; I love you Hercules!]]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tiger.mp3|"He-hey, sorry about the reception, I'm on a ladies safari in the middle of a forest. Listen, a contract came in..." [I'm being mauled to death by a tiger! Ahhh!] "Lady, would you please keep it down! I'm on the phone!"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tiger.mp3|"He-hey, sorry about the reception, I'm on a ladies safari in the middle of a forest. Listen, a contract came in..." [I'm being mauled to death by a tiger! Ahhh!] "Lady, would you please keep it down! I'm on the phone!"]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tugboat.mp3|"Pauling here. So the New Mexico Department of Labor found out I haven't gotten any time off in...uh...ever. So, I'm on state-mandated vacation. But don't worry! I'm still working, but don't tell anyone." [foghorn sounds] "Oh good the tugboat's here. Anyway, here's a contract."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tugboat.mp3|"Pauling here. So the New Mexico Department of Labor found out I haven't gotten any time off in...uh...ever. So, I'm on a state-mandated vacation. But don't worry! I'm still working, but don't tell anyone." [foghorn sounds] "Oh good, the tugboat's here. Anyway, here's a contract."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_turducken.mp3|[heartbeat monitor beeps steadily] "Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full of radiation. It's sorta like making a turducken, but with people!" [Medic: Oh, ho ho!; monitor beeps faster] "And I think a clump of my hair just fell out." [monitor beeps rapidly; Medic: Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_turducken.mp3|[heartbeat monitor beeps steadily] "Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside another heart and pump them full of radiation. It's sorta like making a turducken, but with people!" [Medic: Oh, ho ho!; monitor beeps faster] "And I think a clump of my hair just fell out." [monitor beeps rapidly; Medic: Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!]]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_visionquest.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm on a vision quest with Sniper. I just ate some ground-up mushrooms and grubs. Sniper said that it's supposed to make me ghost noise picnic dripping, but I don't boot soup what he's mustaching about. I don't even dynamite a little pyramid gravy. Anyway, here's a condor."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_visionquest.mp3|"Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm on a vision quest with Sniper. I just ate some ground-up mushrooms and grubs. Sniper says it's supposed to make me ghost noise picnic dripping, but I don't boot soup what he's mustaching about. I don't even dynamite a ''little'' pyramid gravy. Anyway, here's a condor."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_winetasting.mp3|[wine bottle being uncorked; Spy: Ahh, a 1962 Chateau Matador.; wine pouring into glasses] "(sotto voce) Hey, hey I'm at a wine tasting with Spy...it all tastes like raisins and gasoline. Uh, quick! give me some fancy-pants words to say to him." [Spy: À votre santé!] "(normal voice) Spy, your wine is...great! It's really, uh, pre-precocious! Uh...volup-voluptuous? And uh, uh, big, big-boned!" [Spy: Ugh...] "Yeah, it's got a very big-boned wine taste."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_winetasting.mp3|[wine bottle being uncorked; Spy: Ahh, a 1962 Château Matador.; wine pouring into glasses] "(sotto voce) Hey, hey, I'm at a wine tasting with Spy...it all tastes like raisins and gasoline. Uh, quick! give me some fancy-pants words to say to him." [Spy: À votre santé!] "(normal voice) Spy, your wine is...great! It's really, uh, pre-precocious! Uh...volup-voluptuous? And uh, uh, big, big-boned!" [Spy: Ugh...] "Yeah, it's got a very big...boned...wine taste."]]
 
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin01.mp3|"Hey you did it! Back to my vacation."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin01.mp3|"Hey, you did it! Back to my vacation."]]  
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin02.mp3|"Hey good work! Okay, back to vacation."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin02.mp3|"Hey, good work! Okay, back to vacation."]]  
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin03.mp3|"Hey good work! You did it! Now back to my state-mandated vacation."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin03.mp3|"Hey, good work! You did it! Now back to my state-mandated vacation."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin04.mp3|"Great job! I'm ''really enjoying''..being out of the office...doing all this work."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin04.mp3|"Great job! I'm ''really enjoying''..being out of the office...doing all this work."]]  
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin05.mp3|"Hey, you finished the contract. Okay, back to my stupid vacation."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin05.mp3|"Hey, you finished the contract! Okay, back to my stupid vacation."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin06.mp3|"Hey, you did it! Can I be done with my vacation now? Please?"]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin06.mp3|"Hey, you did it! Can I be done with my vacation now? Please?"]]  
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin07.mp3|"Hey you did it! Can I be done with my vacation now? I wanna come home."]]  
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractwin07.mp3|"Hey, you did it! Can I be done with my vacation now? I wanna come home."]]  
 
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[[Category:Lists of responses]]
 
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Latest revision as of 23:25, 3 November 2023

Miss Pauling responses are contextually triggered lines that play after a player receives or completes a Contract during the Gun Mettle Update or Tough Break Update events. All of her lines can be heard below.

Lines are only triggered when the player is connected to an official Valve server. Decoding a new Contract while connected will trigger a line based on the player's current class, regardless of its actual content.

Gun Mettle

Contract related

New Contract

New Rare Contract
Leaderboard class scout.png  New Scout Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class soldier.png  New Soldier Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class pyro.png  New Pyro Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class demoman.png  New Demoman Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class heavy.png  New Heavy Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class engineer.png  New Engineer Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class medic.png  New Medic Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class sniper.png  New Sniper Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class spy.png  New Spy Contract

Rare Contract

Contract progress

Contract half-completed
Contract completed

Rare item

Leaderboard class scout.png  Scout Contract completed
Leaderboard class soldier.png  Soldier Contract completed
Leaderboard class pyro.png  Pyro Contract completed
Leaderboard class demoman.png  Demoman Contract completed
Leaderboard class heavy.png  Heavy Contract completed
Leaderboard class engineer.png  Engineer Contract completed
Leaderboard class medic.png  Medic Contract completed
Leaderboard class sniper.png  Sniper Contract Completed
Leaderboard class spy.png  Spy Contract completed
Contract failed

Tough Break

Contract-related

New Contract

New Contract

Rare Contract

Contract complete

Contracted Contract