Saxton Hale responses

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Round Start/End Responses

Upon Round Start

• "Fine! I'll beat them to death with my bare hands!"
• "I'll buy your team out with my damn bare hands!"
• "I'll endanger you like I've endangered hundreds of other animals!"
• "The name's Saxton Hale! Australian, C.E.O. of MANN Co. and the man who's gonna burn this place to the ground!"
• "We're going to need some ambulances. Let's go kill some hippies!"
• "Lets get this over with, there's a white shark waiting for me in my office!"
• "WELCOME TO DA TUTORIAL LEVEL!"
• "What's the matter, girls? You wanna live FOREVER?"
• "You just interrupted my breakfast stake. A crime you'll all pay for with your lives!"
• "PATCHOULI OIL..., ENTITLEMENT..., POSTER BOARD GLUE..., SMOOTH HANDS... HIIPPIIIIIIEEEESSS!!!"

Saxton Hale Wins

• "Um... They were all hippies right?"
• "My job is done, you're finished."

Saxton Hale Loses

• "Nooo!" (1)
• "Nooo!" (2)
• "Saxton... Hale..."

Gameplay Responses

Taunt Rage

• "Argh!"
• "Saxton Hale!" (1)
• "Saxton Hale!" (2)
• "Stop, right there!"

Jumping

• "Brave jump!"
• "Up!"
• "HIGHER!"
• "-Pffft- Screw gravity!"

Upon One Player Remaining

• "Fight like a MANN!"
• "Give up or face Australian justice!"
• "I cut my way out of primate hell!"
• "Oh, I'm gonna beat the living hell out of him!"
• "You picked a fight with the wrong man."
• "It's just you, me, and my bare hands."

Kill Responses

Killing 3 enemies for 10 seconds

• "<laughter>"
• "Smash!"
• "There there, have an Eagle."
• "You are a dead man!"
• "You're dead, get over it."
• "Maybe you should buy a better weapon at Mann Co.?"
• "You just got signed by Saxton Hale's FIST!"

Killing a Scout

• "You may be fast, but you can't outrun my fists!"

Killing a Pyro

• "You fight like a woman!"

Killing a Demoman

• "Taste the explosive power of my fists!"

Killing a Heavy

• "Are you really the strongest man in your team?"

Killing an Engineer

• "Your metal toys are no match for me!"
• "You're not so smart cowboy!"
• "Reading books don't win you fights! FISTS DO!"
• "Less building, more FIGHTING!"

Killing a Medic

• "Real men fight! They don't heal."

Killing a Sniper

• "Jumping like a kangaroo wont help you!"
• "You may be Australian, but you're not even half the man I am!"

Killing a Spy

• "Take that you sneaky bastard!"
• "This watch was invented at Mann Co. specifically to kill you twice!"
• "I eat spycrabs for breakfast, right after my steak!"

Destroying a building

• "PROPERTY DAMAGE!"

After Saxton gets backstabbed

• "Feels like a razor!"
• "Was that pain or just a hippie on my back?"
• "<short chuckle> ... That tickles!"
• "Time to swat that mosquito!"