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{{Quotation|'''Gray Mann'''|I’ve sunk almost my '''entire fortune''' into building a robot army, that was supposed to be '''FASTER''', '''STRONGER''', and '''SMARTER''' than any combination of those idiotic mercinaries.}}
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{{Quotation|'''Gray Mann's Robot Army'''|BUY OUR HATS, BUY OUR HATS, BUY OUR HATS.}}
  
'''''Death of a Salesbot''''' is a [[Comics|comic]] released on May 17, 2013 to coincide with the release of the [[Robotic Boogaloo]].
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'''''Death of a Salesbot''''' is a '''[[w:Canon (fiction)|non-canon]]''' [[Comics|comic]] released on May 17, 2013 to coincide with the release of the [[Robotic Boogaloo]].
  
 
==Synopsis==
 
==Synopsis==
The nearly bankrupt Grey Mann is aggravated over his constant losses at defeating the mercenaries. To top it off, the mercenaries are spending the money powering the robots, on hats from Saxton Hale. Three Scout-bots enter the room in which Grey Mann is grumbling to himself. One of the Scout-bots suggests powering robots on something other than money.
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The nearly bankrupt [[Gray Mann]] is aggravated over his constant losses incurred trying to defeat the mercenaries. To top it off, the mercenaries are spending the money powering the robots on [[upgrade station|weapon upgrades]] from his rival, [[Saxton Hale]]. Three Scout-bots enter the room in which Gray is grumbling to himself. One of the Scout-bots suggests powering robots on something other than money.
  
Grey turns around and unveils "Plan B" - the [[Bot Dogger]]. Grey asks a Scout-bot it's objective. The Scout-bot replies "checking out wicked hot fem-bots?" Grey drops the [[Bot Dogger]] on the Scout-bot's head. The Scout-bot upgrades its objective to sell the mercenaries hats. Grey looks at a magazine cover of Saxton Hale's success and says to himself, "Let's see how well your profit margins fare when my army of sales-bots charge forth with a viral marketing campaign..."
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Instead, Gray turns around and unveils "Plan B" - the [[Bot Dogger]]. Gray asks a Scout-bot its prime-directive. The Scout-bot replies "checking out wicked hot fem-bots?" Gray drops the Bot Dogger on the Scout-bot's head. The hat updates the Scout-bot's prime-directive to "sell hats to mercenaries." Gray looks at a magazine cover showcasing Saxton Hale's success and says, "Let's see how well your profit margins fare when my army of sales-bots charge forth with a viral marketing campaign..."
  
The scene changes to the mercenaries at Mannworks. All of the mercenaries have too much money; the Demoman is covered with bling, the Pyro and Engineer are burning it, the Soldier is eating it on a sandwich, and the Sniper is sniping on a pile of cash. The Sniper scopes out the window and sees the sales-bots approaching. He shoots them in the face and alerts the other mercenaries that the robots are marching forwards with crates. The Soldier is enraged the how sales-bots are "surrendering".
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The scene changes to the mercenaries at [[Mannworks]]. All of the mercenaries have too much money; the Demoman is covered with bling, the Pyro and Engineer are burning it, the Soldier is eating it on a sandwich, and the Sniper is sniping from atop a pile of cash. The Sniper scopes out the window and sees the sales-bots approaching. He shoots them in the face and alerts the other mercenaries that the robots are marching forwards with crates. The Soldier is enraged at how the sales-bots are "surrendering".
  
The mercenaries destroy the robots, and examine the robocrates. Suddenly, a half-robotic Engineer from 1999, warps in with a half-robotic Pyro head. The future-Engineer tries to warn the mercenaries about the robocrates, but the Scout asks about the future. The future-Engineer is cut short when he is sucked back to the future. He quickly tells the mercenaries to not open the robocrates. His statement is unclear, and the Soldier thinks the future-Engineer wanted them to open the crates.
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The mercenaries destroy the robots, and examine the [[RoboCrate]]s. Suddenly, a half-robotic Engineer from 1999 warps in with a half-robotic Pyro head. The future-Engineer tries to warn the mercenaries about the RoboCrates to prevent the "Hat Wars" of the 1990s, but the Scout interrupts to ask about the future (as the present Engineer realizes that he has a [[Gunslinger|perfectly good hand]]<!-- page 12 -->). The future-Engineer is cut short when he is sucked back to his own time. He quickly tells the mercenaries to not open the RoboCrates. The mercenaries have difficulty hearing his final warning, and the Soldier thinks the future-Engineer wanted them to open the crates.
  
 
== Pages ==
 
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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
* The title of the comic is a play on the title of ''[[Wikipedia:Death of a Salesman|Death of a Salesman]]''.
 
* The title of the comic is a play on the title of ''[[Wikipedia:Death of a Salesman|Death of a Salesman]]''.
* On page 2, there is a mistake where "reports" is misspelled "repors". <!--Upon the comic's first release, there was an error on page 2 where Grey Mann says "All the while, Mann Co.
 
* On the same page there is another mistake where "mercenaries" is misspelled "mercinaries". ''repors'' record profits...". This mistake has since been fixed.-->
 
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://www.teamfortress.com/roboticboogaloo/comic.php# ''Death of a Salesbot''] on the [[TF2 Official Website]].
 
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
 
* [[Comics]]
 
* [[Comics]]
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* [[Robotic Boogaloo]]
 
* [[Mann vs. Machine]]
 
* [[Mann vs. Machine]]
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== External links ==
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* [http://www.teamfortress.com/roboticboogaloo/comic.php# ''Death of a Salesbot''] on the [[TF2 Official Website]].
  
 
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Latest revision as of 20:09, 25 May 2024

Death of a Salesbot
Salesbot 001.png
Comic Strip Info
Released: May 17, 2013
Number of pages: 13
Artist: The Heartsman
Writer: Cat Bountry (words)
NassimO (letters)
Colorist: InfaredFox
BUY OUR HATS, BUY OUR HATS, BUY OUR HATS.
Gray Mann's Robot Army

Death of a Salesbot is a non-canon comic released on May 17, 2013 to coincide with the release of the Robotic Boogaloo.

Synopsis

The nearly bankrupt Gray Mann is aggravated over his constant losses incurred trying to defeat the mercenaries. To top it off, the mercenaries are spending the money powering the robots on weapon upgrades from his rival, Saxton Hale. Three Scout-bots enter the room in which Gray is grumbling to himself. One of the Scout-bots suggests powering robots on something other than money.

Instead, Gray turns around and unveils "Plan B" - the Bot Dogger. Gray asks a Scout-bot its prime-directive. The Scout-bot replies "checking out wicked hot fem-bots?" Gray drops the Bot Dogger on the Scout-bot's head. The hat updates the Scout-bot's prime-directive to "sell hats to mercenaries." Gray looks at a magazine cover showcasing Saxton Hale's success and says, "Let's see how well your profit margins fare when my army of sales-bots charge forth with a viral marketing campaign..."

The scene changes to the mercenaries at Mannworks. All of the mercenaries have too much money; the Demoman is covered with bling, the Pyro and Engineer are burning it, the Soldier is eating it on a sandwich, and the Sniper is sniping from atop a pile of cash. The Sniper scopes out the window and sees the sales-bots approaching. He shoots them in the face and alerts the other mercenaries that the robots are marching forwards with crates. The Soldier is enraged at how the sales-bots are "surrendering".

The mercenaries destroy the robots, and examine the RoboCrates. Suddenly, a half-robotic Engineer from 1999 warps in with a half-robotic Pyro head. The future-Engineer tries to warn the mercenaries about the RoboCrates to prevent the "Hat Wars" of the 1990s, but the Scout interrupts to ask about the future (as the present Engineer realizes that he has a perfectly good hand). The future-Engineer is cut short when he is sucked back to his own time. He quickly tells the mercenaries to not open the RoboCrates. The mercenaries have difficulty hearing his final warning, and the Soldier thinks the future-Engineer wanted them to open the crates.

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Trivia

See also

External links