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| − | Presently, in the trivia section there is a note stating that The Soldier believes The Pyro is a woman. I feel that this is a mistake made by overlooking the joke on Page 22, where Soldier points to Pyro after honey and mentioning menstruating women, only to tell Pyro to "stop blocking the door," where it is revealed that the plane contains honey. Basically what I'm trying to say is that '''someone assumed that the Soldier thinks the Pyro is female''', and added it to trivia, because they missed the comedic timing of that particular joke. [[User:Turboplant|Turboplant]] ([[User talk:Turboplant|talk]]) 12:43, 3 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | :Exactly. The reader is supposed to believe Soldier thinks Pyro is a woman, until the reader clicks to the next page, where the reader learns that Soldier was noticing honey in the airplane.--<span style="border:4px inset #E6B800; padding:2px; border-radius:1em;"> Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester! </span> 03:25, 5 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | [[File:Classic identification chart.jpg|thumbnail|Here it is]] --[[User:PyroGothNerd|PyroGothNerd]] ([[User talk:PyroGothNerd|talk]]) 12:44, 8 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | Could/should someone put which TFC character is which in the trivia? Perhaps in order from left to right? [[User:GamerAddict7796|GamerAddict7796]] ([[User talk:GamerAddict7796|talk]]) 08:35, 5 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | :It leaves the fun out of guessing who is who, but this is a wiki after all.--<span style="border:4px inset #E6B800; padding:2px; border-radius:1em;"> Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester! </span> 14:46, 5 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | I have a little chart thing I made, but I don't know how to upload it to this wiki...can someone message me so I could add it? --[[User:PyroGothNerd|PyroGothNerd]] ([[User talk:PyroGothNerd|talk]]) 18:58, 7 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | :Click "upload file" in the toolbox to your left, under the wiki logo.--<span style="border:4px inset #E6B800; padding:2px; border-radius:1em;"> Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester! </span> 10:59, 8 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | THANKS!!! --[[User:PyroGothNerd|PyroGothNerd]] ([[User talk:PyroGothNerd|talk]]) 12:39, 8 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | I put it here, since I don't know where the best place to put it would be. --[[User:PyroGothNerd|PyroGothNerd]] ([[User talk:PyroGothNerd|talk]]) 12:45, 8 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | Added the image to the trivia section.
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| − | --[[User:PyroGothNerd|PyroGothNerd]] ([[User talk:PyroGothNerd|talk]]) 06:28, 9 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | == Shortened synopsis ==
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| − | Hello. I am new here. I don't intend to edit here much, but it annoys me that the synopsis for this comic is longer than a King James bible written in morse code, so I wrote a shorter synopsis. Maybe it needs to be edited for mistakes, etc., that's why I'm posting it on the talk page instead of directly on the page. If nobody else will, I might write a shorter synopsis of Unhappy Returns too.
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| − | === Synopsis ===
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| − | ''While Scout, Soldier and Pyro arrive in the Siberian mountains, Heavy's known location, Charles Darling negotiates with Saxton Hale in Darling's estate that he will get Hale Mann Co. back in return for Hale to get him a large amount of Australium. Back in the mountains, after the three acquire apparel to stay warm in, they are attacked by three bears. Soldier undresses, covers himself in honey, and the three defeat the bears. Heavy then shows up shortly before the mother of the three dead cubs; Heavy kills the mother bear and takes Scout, Soldier and Pyro to his home.''
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| − | ''In the Teufort library, while Mayor Mike is reading about Teufort's history, Gray Mann shows up to find the 1850 census records. He is angered to find that Miss Pauling and mercenaries have burnt them to cover up their tracks.''
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| − | ''Scout, Soldier and Pyro eat and rest at Heavy's home. Heavy's sister Zhanna, who claims not to have seen a man for 20 years, offers sex to Scout, but Scout rejects her in favor of Miss Pauling. Zhanna instead goes to Soldier, who accepts her advances. Meanwhile, Heavy's two other sisters Yana and Bronislava show up in the cabin after hunting a bear. Scout requests Heavy to return to his mercenary job, but he declines, stating he must stay to protect his family. Bronislava tells him they cannot stand living in the cabin any longer, after being hidden for many years. Furthermore, they kept it secret to Heavy that they fought off KGB agents that found them, to not worry him while he was in America. Heavy only asks if they made the agents suffer; when he gets their confirmation, he finally agrees to return to his old job and let his family leave Siberia. Heavy's mother thinks they are leaving without her, but Heavy decides that his mother will come with them. The two embrace.''
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| − | ''At Gray Mann's headquarters, the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic, now working for Gray, tells him he found the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries three weeks ago. After summoning his teammates, missing their medic, he tells Gray their reason for not attacking the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries was to track them to get the Administrator's location. The Medic from Team Fortress 2 then appears; he has double-crossed his teammates in order to see the effects of his experiments on them. Meanwhile, Miss Pauling, Demoman and Spy arrive in Australia to find Sniper. A sniper reticle is seen aimed at Miss Pauling.''
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| − | --[[User:Old martins|Old martins]] ([[User talk:Old martins|talk]]) 09:55, 7 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | :I have to agree that the length of the current summary is a great pain. Your synopsis leaves out a few key ideas, but synopsis are meant to be breif. I'll leave this decision to more experienced users. Also, Medic is a huge traitor to his old team.--<span style="border:4px inset #E6B800; padding:2px; border-radius:1em;"> Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester! </span> 10:07, 7 April 2014 (PDT)
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| − | Or is he? What is he up to with those baboon uteruses? >:) Oh the mysteries.... --[[User:PyroGothNerd|PyroGothNerd]] ([[User talk:PyroGothNerd|talk]]) 18:59, 7 April 2014 (PDT)
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