User:Meta

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Not this s**t again... — Meta, after encountering the much-feared Demospam

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Hello everyone! My name is Cal Smith, known on Steam as Meta. I am a Pyro main and Engie secondary, however I am currently training myself up as Demoman.

I have been playing Team Fortress 2 for the past three-and-a-half years now and I have enjoyed every moment of it! Although I usually go on public servers, I am currently trying to find my way into the competitive scene. I've already taken part in the ETF2L Highlander Open, but I'm looking to make a move to 6v6.

Where you'll find me

Steam
Reddit

Testimonials

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lol what a noob — Some noob on a Saigns.de server

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META STOP STEALING YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! — A teammate on a Dodgeball server after I manage a reflex airblast

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Userboxes are cool. You should try 'em.

General

This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates!

This user drinks far too much milk.

This user's computer is powered by AMD.

This user is a fan of Andrew Hussie's epic webcomic, MSPaint Adventures.

This user eats far too much chocolate.

General Team Fortress 2 info and achievements

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: 26 March 2011, 02:20:48 BST

This user bought Team Fortress 2 and is proud of having supported the game.

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user has opened a lot of crates, but didn't find an unusual item in any of them. How sad.

This user eats far too many sandviches.

This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”

Strange weapons

This user owns a Strange Detonator. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 13

This user owns a Strange Back Scratcher. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 16

This user owns a Strange Equalizer. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 16

This user owns a Strange Direct Hit. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 11

This user owns a Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 18

This user owns a Strange Reserve Shooter.

This user owns a Strange Powerjack.

Unused weapons

This user owns a Strange Spy-cicle.

This user owns a Strange Lollichop.

This user owns a Strange Natascha.

Retired Strange weapons

This user owns a Strange Flame Thrower. Rank: Server-Clearing Kills: 2813 Retired: 22/09/2014

Genuine items

This user owns a Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet.

This user owns a Genuine Cross-Comm Express.

This user owns a Genuine Atomic Accolade.

This user owns a Genuine Quadwrangler.

This user owns a Genuine Professor's Pineapple.

And the rest

This user likes trains.

This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.

This user is credit to team?... “Nope”

This user is a Redditor.

This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.

Languages

en This user has a native understanding of English.

de-0 Dieser Benutzer beherrscht Deutsch nicht (oder versteht es nur mit beträchtlichen Schwierigkeiten).