User:Swarfega/Userboxes

My Userboxes

# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel	This user has earned 378 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 73%!	en-5 This user has professional knowledge of English.
This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”	This user thoroughly enjoyed the Engineer Update!	This user is a Gentleman!
This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.	This user has spent 6069.7 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”
This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”	This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”	This user is a Primeval Warrior. Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (11:41:52)
This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.	This user is a regular on the Steam Users' Forums.
This user page is 1,888 bytes large.	This user games with ATI graphics.	This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.
As of 20 November, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 14 years, 1 month, 17 days (since 3 October, 2010).	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.
This user's computer has Intel inside.	This user is a Primeval Warrior.	This user owns a Gold Dueling Badge.
This user has the "Valve Complete Pack".	This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user has been conscripted in the 'Official Team Fortress Wiki Jarate Drinking Championships!' Moronia!
No smoking please!	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
This user bought a rabbit hat and got a game for free.	This user loves to paint his hats.	This user loves to trade items.
This user owns an Unusual hat.	EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
This user enjoys dropping a rose on his victims.	This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.	This user owns 0 hats! (Probably -1 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
This user is one of the 11,112 owners of the Gentle Manne's Service Medal.	This user owns Max's Severed Head.	This user owns the Big Kill.
This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.	This user possesses every item from the Sam & Max Season 3 pre-order promotion.	This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.	This user owns Bill's Hat.	This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user owns the Dealer's Visor.	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items.	This user owns the Treasure Hat.	This user possesses all of the Monday Night Combat pre-order promotional items.
This user owns a complete set of 'classic' Vintage weapons, the first 35 to be added to the game.	This user donated to American Red Cross through buying the Magnanimous Monarch.	This user owns a Genuine Maul.
This user is manly enough to wear the Lo-Fi Longwave number 912!	This user owns the Spiral Sallet.	This user owns a Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment.
This user owns a Genuine Hero's Hachimaki.	This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat.	This user owns a Genuine Companion Cube Pin.
This user thinks a fake beard isn't obvious enough.	This user owns a Team Captain that almost looks like the Wiki Cap from a mile away.	This user is British, and damn proud of it.
This user loves last.fm	g This user plays Garry's Mod.	This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.