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The '''Hat Describing Contest''' is a contest that was announced on August 24, 2010. The object of the contest is to allow members of the community to give descriptions to the various in game [[hats]].
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{{Quotation|'''TF2 Official Blog'''|Fans have been mailing us for some time now, asking for a contest that didn't involve modeling or level design. So now they get their wish. That's right: you'll be competing over who can describe hats the best. Introducing the first ever TF2 Hat Describing Contest.}}
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The '''Hat Describing Contest''' was a contest announced on August 24, 2010.
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Following criticism that previous TF2 contests shunned players that lacked above-average skill in computer modeling, the TF2 team announced the competition in a [https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4245 blog post]. The aim was to introduce a contest that would be accessible to the majority of the community, albeit those registered on the Steam forums. The object of the contest was to allow members of the community to write [[Description Tag|descriptions]] for the various in-game [[cosmetic items]] available at the time.
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Winning entries, as selected by [[Valve]], were added to the corresponding item in-game as an official description.
  
 
== Guidelines and Deadline ==
 
== Guidelines and Deadline ==
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The deadline for the Hat Describing Contest is August 27, 2010
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The deadline for the Hat Describing Contest was August 27, 2010. Submissions were posted in a series of specially-created threads on the [[Steam Users' Forums]].
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=== Submission Rules ===
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* Give a brief, interesting description of the item in 75 words or less.
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* You must be the sole author of the description and the material must be original to you.
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* The winning descriptions for each item will be determined by the TF2 team and may be used in-game.
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== List of winners ==
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|-
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!class="header" style="width: 10%"| Forum name
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!class="header" style="width: 6%" | Class
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!class="header unsortable" style="width: 10%" | Cosmetic
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!class="header unsortable" | Description
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!class="header unsortable" | Forum post
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|-
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = TheTwoTonHammer
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| class      = Scout
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| hat        = Batter's Helmet
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| description = {{Item description|Batter's Helmet}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110623225829/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = PrO-bOy
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| class      = Scout
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| hat        = Bonk Helm
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| description = {{Item description|Bonk Helm}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425081133/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Doreauxgard42
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| class      = Scout
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| hat        = Ye Olde Baker Boy
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| description = {{Item description|Ye Olde Baker Boy}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425082116/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691190&postcount=15
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = AndyAML
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| class      = Scout
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| hat        = Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
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| description = {{Item description|Baseball Bill's Sports Shine}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060125/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16696136&postcount=84
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = spam_word
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| class      = Scout
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| hat        = Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
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| description = {{Item description|Troublemaker's Tossle Cap}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110526134038/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16698209&postcount=73
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Sketch56
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| class      = Scout
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| hat        = Whoopee Cap
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| description = You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031001/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691818&postcount=22
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Man Of Faith ™
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| class      = Soldier
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| hat        = Soldier's Stash
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| description = {{Item description|Soldier's Stash}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190723/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16694513&postcount=60
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = DrMelon
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| class      = Soldier
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| hat        = Tyrant's Helm
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| description = {{Item description|Tyrant's Helm}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220703/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16701458&postcount=143
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = cypherx82
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| class      = Soldier
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| hat        = Stainless Pot
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| description = {{Item description|Stainless Pot}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425080249/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16705785&postcount=235
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Lamech
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| class      = Soldier
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| hat        = Gentle Manne's Service Medal
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| description = {{Item description|Gentle Manne's Service Medal}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110928195802/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16711456&postcount=33
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = f3doraman
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| class      = Soldier
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| hat        = Killer's Kabuto
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| description = {{Item description|Killer's Kabuto}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060137/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16742747&postcount=299
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = peregrine7
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| class      = Soldier
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| hat        = Sergeant's Drill Hat
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| description = {{Item description|Sergeant's Drill Hat}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220653/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691028&postcount=19
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Colonelcool
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| class      = Pyro
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| hat        = Respectless Rubber Glove
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| description = {{Item description|Respectless Rubber Glove}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110529020231/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16696827&postcount=131
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = crushilista
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| class      = Pyro
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| hat        = Triboniophorus Tyrannus
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| description = {{Item description|Triboniophorus Tyrannus}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190716/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16714048&postcount=308
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = ASpieboy
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| class      = Pyro
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| hat        = Vintage Merryweather
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| description = {{Item description|Vintage Merryweather}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220659/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16695914&postcount=65
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = JJ10DMAN
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| class      = Pyro
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| hat        = Whiskered Gentleman
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| description = {{Item description|Whiskered Gentleman}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033550/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16708083&postcount=15
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = icenine0
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| class      = Demoman
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| hat        = Tippler's Tricorne
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| description = {{Item description|Tippler's Tricorne}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624032709/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692128&postcount=27
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Potatoblight
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| class      = Heavy
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| hat        = Officer's Ushanka
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| description = {{Item description|Officer's Ushanka}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102426/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691082&postcount=21
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = FarazParsa
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| class      = Heavy
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| hat        = Tough Guy's Toque
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| description = {{Item description|Tough Guy's Toque}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215512/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691575&postcount=21
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Silentman
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| class      = Heavy
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| hat        = Hound Dog
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| description = {{Item description|Hound Dog}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033540/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692791&postcount=45
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = ravn0s
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| class      = Engineer
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| hat        = Mining Light
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| description = {{Item description|Mining Light}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220716/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16725207&postcount=175
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = drewhead118
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| class      = Engineer
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| hat        = Texas Ten Gallon
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| description = {{Item description|Texas Ten Gallon}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031829/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691913&postcount=24
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = FarazParsa
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| class      = Engineer
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| hat        = Texas Slim's Dome Shine
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| description = {{Item description|Texas Slim's Dome Shine}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624030956/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691465&postcount=34
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Shapechanger
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| class      = Engineer
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| hat        = Hotrod
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| description = {{Item description|Hotrod}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190727/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16690629&postcount=9
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = foxtrot261
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| class      = Engineer
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| hat        = Safe'n'Sound
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| description = {{Item description|Safe'n'Sound}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220721/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16740730&postcount=320
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = This_Is_Not_Spy
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| class      = Medic
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| hat        = Prussian Pickelhaube
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| description = {{Item description|Prussian Pickelhaube}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624032702/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690736&postcount=9
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = CptObvious
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| class      = Medic
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| hat        = Otolaryngologist's Mirror
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| description = {{Item description|Otolaryngologist's Mirror}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215507/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691543&postcount=16
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = AgentJAK
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| class      = Medic
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| hat        = Physician's Procedure Mask
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| description = {{Item description|Physician's Procedure Mask}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624024335/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16709521&postcount=23
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Esquilax
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| class      = Medic
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| hat        = Gentleman's Gatsby
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| description = {{Item description|Gentleman's Gatsby}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031839/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16741120&postcount=124
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Limeaide
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| class      = Sniper
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| hat        = Trophy Belt
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| description = {{Item description|Trophy Belt}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425081127/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16699324&postcount=81
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Nineaxis
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| class      = Sniper
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| hat        = Professional's Panama
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| description = {{Item description|Professional's Panama}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220649/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690063&postcount=3
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Magi Kavin
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| class      = Sniper
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| hat        = Master's Yellow Belt
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| description = {{Item description|Master's Yellow Belt}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215457/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690008&postcount=3
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Jinbei
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| class      = Sniper
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| hat        = Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
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| description = {{Item description|Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023011/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16723126&postcount=172
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = G.I.R.
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| class      = Sniper
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| hat        = Shooter's Sola Topi
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| description = {{Item description|Shooter's Sola Topi}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624024329/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690574&postcount=5
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Reclaimer077
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| class      = Sniper
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| hat        = Bloke's Bucket Hat
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| description = {{Item description|Bloke's Bucket Hat}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110526124735/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692146&postcount=22
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Kenori
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| class      = Spy
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| hat        = Fancy Fedora
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| description = {{Item description|Fancy Fedora}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102431/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16693016&postcount=50
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = caeonosphere
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| class      = Spy
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| hat        = Backbiter's Billycock
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| description = {{Item description|Backbiter's Billycock}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424071230/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691126&postcount=11
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Codo
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| class      = Spy
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| hat        = Camera Beard
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| description = {{Item description|Camera Beard}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023629/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16732315&postcount=176
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Shapechanger
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| class      = Spy
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| hat        = Magistrate's Mullet
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| description = {{Item description|Magistrate's Mullet}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215501/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691131&postcount=18
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = SoulDestroy
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| class      = Spy
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| hat        = Frenchman's Beret
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| description = {{Item description|Frenchman's Beret}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031834/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16714353&postcount=124
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = AndyAML
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Cheater's Lament
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| description = {{Item description|Cheater's Lament}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060131/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16697084&postcount=112
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Esquilax
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Ghastly Gibus
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| description = {{Item description|Ghastly Gibus}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033545/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16695701&postcount=65
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Duffren
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
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| description = {{Item description|Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031006/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16697847&postcount=87
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Calvary
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Bill's Hat
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| description = {{Item description|Bill's Hat}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220708/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16711985&postcount=191
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Fredrik1ST
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Modest Pile of Hat
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| description = {{Item description|Modest Pile of Hat}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624022956/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16703909&postcount=109
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Nekopawed
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Noble Amassment of Hats
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| description = {{Item description|Noble Amassment of Hats}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425075301/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16706550&postcount=86
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Coconuts
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Towering Pillar of Hats
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| description = {{Item description|Towering Pillar of Hats}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425052431/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16720507&postcount=238
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = crushilista
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Mercenary
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| description = {{Item description|Mercenary}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033555/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16712168&postcount=27
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = Optimus357
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Soldier of Fortune
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| description = {{Item description|Soldier of Fortune}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023006/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16716237&postcount=27
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = SappinMySentry
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Grizzled Veteran
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| description = {{Item description|Grizzled Veteran}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023001/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16708532&postcount=7
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}}
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{{Hat description winner
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| forumname  = NB820
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| class      = All class
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| hat        = Primeval Warrior
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| description = {{Item description|Primeval Warrior}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612052842/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16707885&postcount=7
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}}
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| forumname  = Grug
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| hat        = Alien Swarm Parasite
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| description = {{Item description|Alien Swarm Parasite}}
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| link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102421/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16690096&postcount=9
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Latest revision as of 00:06, 30 December 2023

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“
Fans have been mailing us for some time now, asking for a contest that didn't involve modeling or level design. So now they get their wish. That's right: you'll be competing over who can describe hats the best. Introducing the first ever TF2 Hat Describing Contest.
— TF2 Official Blog
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The Hat Describing Contest was a contest announced on August 24, 2010.

Following criticism that previous TF2 contests shunned players that lacked above-average skill in computer modeling, the TF2 team announced the competition in a blog post. The aim was to introduce a contest that would be accessible to the majority of the community, albeit those registered on the Steam forums. The object of the contest was to allow members of the community to write descriptions for the various in-game cosmetic items available at the time.

Winning entries, as selected by Valve, were added to the corresponding item in-game as an official description.

Guidelines and Deadline

The deadline for the Hat Describing Contest was August 27, 2010. Submissions were posted in a series of specially-created threads on the Steam Users' Forums.

Submission Rules

  • Give a brief, interesting description of the item in 75 words or less.
  • You must be the sole author of the description and the material must be original to you.
  • The winning descriptions for each item will be determined by the TF2 team and may be used in-game.

List of winners

Forum name Class Cosmetic Description Forum post
TheTwoTonHammer Scout Batter's Helmet
Batter's Helmet		 You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic! Link  
PrO-bOy Scout Bonk Helm
Bonk Helm		 When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. Link  
Doreauxgard42 Scout Ye Olde Baker Boy
Ye Olde Baker Boy		 Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead! Link  
AndyAML Scout Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine		 Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them? Link  
spam_word Scout Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap		 Straight outta control point. Link  
Sketch56 Scout Whoopee Cap
Whoopee Cap		 You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth. Link  
Man Of Faith ™ Soldier Soldier's Stash
Soldier's Stash		 This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling. Link  
DrMelon Soldier Tyrant's Helm
Tyrant's Helm		 I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT. Link  
cypherx82 Soldier Stainless Pot
Stainless Pot		 Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.		 Link  
Lamech Soldier Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Gentle Manne's Service Medal		 Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life. Link  
f3doraman Soldier Killer's Kabuto
Killer's Kabuto		 A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.		 Link  
peregrine7 Soldier Sergeant's Drill Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat		 This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse. Link  
Colonelcool Pyro Respectless Rubber Glove
Respectless Rubber Glove		 It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire. Link  
crushilista Pyro Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Triboniophorus Tyrannus		 At least he's still telling you to burn things. Link  
ASpieboy Pyro Vintage Merryweather
Vintage Merryweather		 Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames. Link  
JJ10DMAN Pyro Whiskered Gentleman
Whiskered Gentleman		 The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration. Link  
icenine0 Demoman Tippler's Tricorne
Tippler's Tricorne		 Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.		 Link  
Potatoblight Heavy Officer's Ushanka
Officer's Ushanka		 This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.		 Link  
FarazParsa Heavy Tough Guy's Toque
Tough Guy's Toque		 Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense. Link  
Silentman Heavy Hound Dog
Hound Dog		 Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif. Link  
ravn0s Engineer Mining Light
Mining Light		 For Engineers with bright ideas. Link  
drewhead118 Engineer Texas Ten Gallon
Texas Ten Gallon		 Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun. Link  
FarazParsa Engineer Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Texas Slim's Dome Shine		 Sometimes you just need a little less hat. Link  
Shapechanger Engineer Hotrod
Hotrod		 Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs. Link  
foxtrot261 Engineer Safe'n'Sound
Safe'n'Sound		 It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound! Link  
This_Is_Not_Spy Medic Prussian Pickelhaube
Prussian Pickelhaube		 A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.		 Link  
CptObvious Medic Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Otolaryngologist's Mirror		 We can't pronounce it either. Link  
AgentJAK Medic Physician's Procedure Mask
Physician's Procedure Mask		 Scrub in... things are about to get messy. Link  
Esquilax Medic Gentleman's Gatsby
Gentleman's Gatsby		 While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw. Link  
Limeaide Sniper Trophy Belt
Trophy Belt		 Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.		 Link  
Nineaxis Sniper Professional's Panama
Professional's Panama		 A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. Link  
Magi Kavin Sniper Master's Yellow Belt
Master's Yellow Belt		 Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen. Link  
Jinbei Sniper Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative		 His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.		 Link  
G.I.R. Sniper Shooter's Sola Topi
Shooter's Sola Topi		 Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads. Link  
Reclaimer077 Sniper Bloke's Bucket Hat
Bloke's Bucket Hat		 Gone Snipin'. Link  
Kenori Spy Fancy Fedora
Fancy Fedora		 This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue. Link  
caeonosphere Spy Backbiter's Billycock
Backbiter's Billycock		 For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.		 Link  
Codo Spy Camera Beard
Camera Beard		 You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you? Link  
Shapechanger Spy Magistrate's Mullet
Magistrate's Mullet		 They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder. Link  
SoulDestroy Spy Frenchman's Beret
Frenchman's Beret		 Because real espionage is an artform. Link  
AndyAML All classes Cheater's Lament
Cheater's Lament		 Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded. Link  
Esquilax All classes Ghastly Gibus
Ghastly Gibus		 Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust. Link  
Duffren All classes Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask		 Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing. Link  
Calvary All classes Bill's Hat
Bill's Hat		 Left 4 You. Link  
Fredrik1ST All classes Modest Pile of Hat
Modest Pile of Hat		 Because a Gentleman is not one without one. Link  
Nekopawed All classes Noble Amassment of Hats
Noble Amassment of Hats		 For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. Link  
Coconuts All classes Towering Pillar of Hats
Towering Pillar of Hats		 A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS. Link  
crushilista All classes Mercenary
Mercenary		 Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. Link  
Optimus357 All classes Soldier of Fortune
Soldier of Fortune		 Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better. Link  
SappinMySentry All classes Grizzled Veteran
Grizzled Veteran		 Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first. Link  
NB820 All classes Primeval Warrior
Primeval Warrior		 A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started. Link  
Grug All classes Alien Swarm Parasite
Alien Swarm Parasite		 This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off. Link  

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