User:SockMcCormick

Sock L. McCormick
Basic information
Type:	Transvestite
Gender:	Undefinable
Health:	Poor
Speed:	Sluggish
Birth place:	See above two
Native language:	English
Age:	Just a number
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Pyro
Favourite maps:	Gravel Pit and Foundry
Favourite weapons:	Postal Pummeler
Favourite hats:	Pyro's Beanie
Contact information
Website:	[1]
Steam page:	[2]

“

Cosmetic items that have no affect on gameplay and are merely a method of character customization ruined TF2. — Sock

”

sock

(plural socks or sox)

1. A knitted or woven covering for the foot

2. A shoe worn by Greco-Roman comedy actors

3. A violent blow, punch

4. A shortened version of (Internet) sock puppet

"For enemies near are enemies known though socks are a bother he feels at last not alone "

I don't do much around here, to be honest. I just update the out-of-date pages and clean up articles. Think of me as a janitor, except less respectable. Sometimes I'll actually do something noticeable or important, but that's once in a blue moon.

I learn as I go, so if I'm somehow messing up the Wiki and setting off the nuclear missiles, please notify me on my talk page.

Boxes

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	en This user has a native understanding of English.	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.
This user owns a Genuine Nanobalaclava.	This user owns a Genuine Purity Fist.	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.	This user owns the Stockbroker's Scarf.
This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user is American, pardner!	This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.