Hat Describing Contest/cs

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Fans have been mailing us for some time now, asking for a contest that didn't involve modeling or level design. So now they get their wish. That's right: you'll be competing over who can describe hats the best. Introducing the first ever TF2 Hat Describing Contest. — TF2 Blog

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Soutěž o popisování klobouků byla soutěž oznámena 24. srpna 2010.

Postupující kritika, že předešlé TF2 soutěže byli nespravedlivé k hráčům, bez průměrné schopností počítačového modelování, TF2 tým oznámil tuto soutěž v blog příspěvku se záměrem k dosáhnutí většiny z komunity, takže ti, kteří jsou registrováni na fóru. Podstata soutěže byla umožnit členům komunity dát popisy různým kloboukům ve hře.

Pokyny a lhůta

Lhůta pro Soutěž o popisování klobouků byla 27. srpna 2010. Příspěvky byly psány ve vlastních tématech na Steam Users' Forums.

Pravidla příspěvků

• Stručný, zajímavý popis předmětu ve 75 znaků nebo méně.
• Musíte být jediným autorem popisu a materiál musí být pro Vás originální.
• Vítězné popisy pro každý předmět budou určeny TF2 týmem a mohou být použity ve hře.

Seznam vítězů

Poznámka: Popisky jsou v originálním zněním, pro českou verzi se podívejte na výchozí článek předmětu.

Jméno hráče na fóru	Třída	Klobouk	Vybraný popis	Příspěvek na fóru
TheTwoTonHammer	Scout	Batter's Helmet	You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!	[16703947&postcount=92 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
PrO-bOy	Scout	Bonk Helm	When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.	[16728530&postcount=238 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Doreauxgard42	Scout	Ye Olde Baker Boy	Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!	[16691190&postcount=15 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
AndyAML	Scout	Baseball Bill's Sports Shine	Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?	[16696136&postcount=84 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
spam_word	Scout	Troublemaker's Tossle Cap	Straight outta control point.	[16698209&postcount=73 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Sketch56	Scout	Whoopee Cap	You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.	[16691818&postcount=22 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Man Of Faith ™	Soldier	Soldier's Stash	This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling.	[16694513&postcount=60 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
DrMelon	Soldier	Tyrant's Helm	I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.	[16701458&postcount=143 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
cypherx82	Soldier	Stainless Pot	Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup.	[16705785&postcount=235 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Lamech	Soldier	Gentle Manne's Service Medal	Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.	[16711456&postcount=33 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
f3doraman	Soldier	Killer's Kabuto	A haiku for war. To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket.	[16742747&postcount=299 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
peregrine7	Soldier	Sergeant's Drill Hat	This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.	[16691028&postcount=19 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Colonelcool	Pyro	Respectless Rubber Glove	It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.	[16696827&postcount=131 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
crushilista	Pyro	Triboniophorus Tyrannus	At least he's still telling you to burn things.	[16714048&postcount=308 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
ASpieboy	Pyro	Vintage Merryweather	Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.	[16695914&postcount=65 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
JJ10DMAN	Pyro	Whiskered Gentleman	The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.	[16708083&postcount=15 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
icenine0	Demoman	Tippler's Tricorne	Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out.	[16692128&postcount=27 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Potatoblight	Heavy	Officer's Ushanka	This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands.	[16691082&postcount=21 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
FarazParsa	Heavy	Tough Guy's Toque	Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.	[16691575&postcount=21 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Silentman	Heavy	Hound Dog	Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.	[16692791&postcount=45 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
ravn0s	Engineer	Mining Light	For Engineers with bright ideas.	[16725207&postcount=175 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
drewhead118	Engineer	Texas Ten Gallon	Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.	[16691913&postcount=24 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
FarazParsa	Engineer	Texas Slim's Dome Shine	Sometimes you just need a little less hat.	[16691465&postcount=34 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Shapechanger	Engineer	Hotrod	Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.	[16690629&postcount=9 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
foxtrot261	Engineer	Safe'n'Sound	It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'Sound!	[16740730&postcount=320 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
This_Is_Not_Spy	Medic	Prussian Pickelhaube	A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point.	[16690736&postcount=9 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
CptObvious	Medic	Otolaryngologist's Mirror	We can't pronounce it either.	[16691543&postcount=16 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
AgentJAK	Medic	Physician's Procedure Mask	Scrub in... things are about to get messy.	[16709521&postcount=23 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Esquilax	Medic	Gentleman's Gatsby	While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished Bonesaw.	[16741120&postcount=124 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Limeaide	Sniper	Trophy Belt	Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile. It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.	[16699324&postcount=81 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Nineaxis	Sniper	Professional's Panama	A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.	[16690063&postcount=3 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Magi Kavin	Sniper	Master's Yellow Belt	Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.	[16690008&postcount=3 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Jinbei	Sniper	Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative	His bullet was close. I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head.	[16723126&postcount=172 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
G.I.R.	Sniper	Shooter's Sola Topi	Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.	[16690574&postcount=5 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Reclaimer077	Sniper	Bloke's Bucket Hat	Gone Snipin'.	[16692146&postcount=22 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Kenori	Spy	Fancy Fedora	This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.	[16693016&postcount=50 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
caeonosphere	Spy	Backbiter's Billycock	For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top.	[16691126&postcount=11 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Codo	Spy	Camera Beard	You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?	[16732315&postcount=176 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Shapechanger	Spy	Magistrate's Mullet	They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.	[16691131&postcount=18 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
SoulDestroy	Spy	Frenchman's Beret	Because real espionage is an artform.	[16714353&postcount=124 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
AndyAML	Všechny třídy	Cheater's Lament	Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.	[16697084&postcount=112 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Esquilax	Všechny třídy	Ghastly Gibus	Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.	[16695701&postcount=65 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Duffren	Všechny třídy	Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask	Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.	[16697847&postcount=87 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Calvary	Všechny třídy	Bill's Hat	Left 4 You.	[16711985&postcount=191 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Fredrik1ST	Všechny třídy	Modest Pile of Hat	Because a Gentleman is not one without one.	[16703909&postcount=109 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Nekopawed	Všechny třídy	Noble Amassment of Hats	For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.	[16706550&postcount=86 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Coconuts	Všechny třídy	Towering Pillar of Hats	A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.	[16720507&postcount=238 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
crushilista	Všechny třídy	Mercenary	Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.	[16712168&postcount=27 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Optimus357	Všechny třídy	Soldier of Fortune	Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.	[16716237&postcount=27 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
SappinMySentry	Všechny třídy	Grizzled Veteran	Display this on your chest proudly, Soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.	[16708532&postcount=7 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
NB820	Všechny třídy	Primeval Warrior	A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started.	[16707885&postcount=7 Odkaz] (Anglicky)
Grug	Všechny třídy	Alien Swarm Parasite	This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.	[16690096&postcount=9 Odkaz] (Anglicky)

Externí Odkazy

• Soutěž o popisování klobouků (Anglicky)