User:SuperLuigi9624

Why howdy. You've clicked on my page. I'm a Texan, with the accent, you know, but I live and was born in Maryland. I don't know any language other than English, 3X(3|o7 F0R 1337 (translation: Except for leet) which is technically a sub-language. No, I don't give lessons.

I've been playing TF2 since June 1st, 2013, so I'm fairly new, but not a noob. I'm normally seen on Valve Hightower servers, though most people who play TF2 don't live anywhere in the remote location of Maryland, so if you want to join me, prepare to have some major lagsors.

Anyway, onto my TF2 game. Here's my list on how I play classes (1 being worst, 10 being best)

Scout: 4

Soldier: 7

Pyro: 10

Demoman: 2 (Demoknight: 9)

Heavy: 10

Engineer: 1

Medic: 9.5

Sniper: 7

Spy: 0.5

Advanced Stuff I can do

Soldier:

Chain-Rocket Jump: Almost

Market Garden: Yes, but not professionally

Pogo Jump: No

Airshot: Yes, but not professionally

Pyro:

Airblast Projectiles (any projectiles, includes arrows): YOU BET

Detonator Jump: Yes

Flare Airshot: (flare gun be a nub weapon, shotgun ftw, but in the off chance I'm actually using a fg,) Yes

Demoman:

Charge Strafe: Yes

Mid-Air Pogo: Son, I can strafe all the way around both sides of the cliff on Hightower with dem pogos

Pipejump: Yes

Heavy:

Sandvich + Teeth = ?: THAT WAS DELICIOUS! *ding*

Knowledge to switch to the Minigun after a successful KGB kill, because it's MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH more worth it to do so than switch to the Shotgun: YOU BET

Engineer:

Wrangler Jump: yus

Medic:

Crusader's Crossbow Airshot: YESH

Ubering Snipers: um... actually, I am guilty of doing so when I get ambushed :c

Sniper:

Quickscope: LOLNO Actually, kind of

Agree that Sniper melees crit way too often: YOU BET

Spy:

Stairstab: LOLNO

Ambassador Headshot: I working on it, but currently, no... but, kinda.

Facestab: LOLNO

Sidestab: LOLNO

Can you... backstab... in general?: LOLNO

Butterknife: LOLYES

Disguise as own team because there are classes with far better sentry killing capability than you, you're going to get caught real easy when disguising as an enemy, people hardly even know this feature exists in the first place, and it's nerve racking as heck to disguise as an enemy: YESH

SuperLuigi9624
Basic information
Gender:	Male
Health:	300/175
Speed:	77%/100%
Birth place:	Maryland
Native language:	English
Age:	17
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Heavy/Pyro
Favourite maps:	plr_hightower
Favourite weapons:	Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II/Killing Gloves of Boxing
Favourite hats:	Graybanns
Contact information
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198091901520

My Loadouts

By the way, consistency means how often I keep and use this loadout.

Scout:

Shortstop

Mad Milk

Fan O' War

Consistency: Always

Soldier:

Original

Shotgun

Shovel

Consistency: Always, but I may change melee to the Escape Plan or Pain Train

Pyro:

Flamethrower

Shotgun

Fire Axe

Consistency: Always, but I may change to the Degreaser if Soldiers are a problem

Demoman:

Grenade Launcher

Stickybomb Launcher

Scottish Handshake

Consistency: Always

Demoknight:

Grenade Launcher

Chargin' Targe

Eyelander

Consistency: Always, but when survival is a priority, I might swap to the Bootlegger and Half-Zatoichi

Heavy:

Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II (This thing is too important to simply type "Minigun")

Sandvich

Killing Gloves of Boxing

Consistency: 100% Always (Will not change even if it's team's life or death)

Engineer:

I DON'T PLAY ENGINEER.

Consistency: 1000.99% Always because Engineer is boring in a game that's meant to be fun

Medic:

Blutsauger

Kritzkrieg - Renamed "Quad Damage" because I'm a Quake fan

Ubersaw

Consistency: 99.99% Always (Will change very rarely, like, rarer than unboxing an Unusual, rarely)

Sniper:

Hitman's Heatmaker

SMG

Kukri

Consistency: Always (Will change to Sniper Rifle if ping is too high and cannot reliable land headshots)

Spy:

I DON'T PL-- okay. Okay. But I do have a loadout for him.

Enforcer

Sapper

Knife

Dead Ringer

Consistency: I rarely keep this loadout

The Tomislav: The Most Useless Weapon In The Game

I have a question for 99% of Heavies. Why do you guys use the Tomislav? Because it's good? Well let me tell you something. Valve is scamming you with the Tomislav.

Okay, let's analyse the oversized Tommy Gun.

Silent Spin Up

10% Faster Spin Up

20% Slower Firing Speed

Okay, let's break down this pile of scrap. I mean like, that's what I turn all the Tomislavs I get into. Scrap. Okay, starting with the silent spin-up. It isn't silent whatsoever. If it's meant to be an ambush weapon, then it should be silent. It makes a really loud clack. So, basically, when ambushes take place, it's normally in a very quiet area. Now tell me, if you're ambushing someone in peace and quiet, if you don't hear that distinctive click, you might need some new speakers/headphones.

Now, with the 10% faster spin up. This is probably the main reason people use it. Seriously. You want to know the huge difference between the Stock Minigun and the Tomislav?

• drumroll*

Less than 1/10th of a second. 0.087 to be exact. In fact, it even highlights this. Look up "Weapon Demonstration: Tomislav". Both the Minigun and the Tomislav spin up and fire at the same exact time. And I know they edited the video to make it so they both had the same spin up, but it's virtually unnoticeable. And it's useless.

And that only leaves you with the 20% slower firing speed. It truly sucks.

My Userboxes

en	This user has a native understanding of English.

This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”

This user owns a Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II. Rank: Wicked Nasty Kills: 739

This user owns a Genuine Original.

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user page is so small, it is funny to me!

This user is dominating you! HUNT THEM DOWN.

This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players

This user HATES Spies.

This user is a Demoknight. "There can be only one! Aye!"

This user is a Mercenary.

This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge.

This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.

This user owns the Haunted Metal Scrap.

This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!

Aaaaaaahhhhh! *bang bang bang*

This user plays air guitar over your smoldering corpse.

Pow!

Saw-ry!

your/ you’re

This user thinks that if you're grammar is incorrect, then your in need of help. ><

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 1,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

Howdy, I'm a Texan!

pwn.	This user owns you.

This user uses Google Chrome as their web browser.

No smoking please!

This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.

This user likes HD videos.

This user eats far too much chocolate.

This user uses Microsoft Windows Windows 7.

I really want to write more here. I just don't know what to write.