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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tiger.mp3|"He-hey, sorry about the reception, I'm on a ladies safari in the middle of a forest. Listen, a contract came in..." [I'm being mauled to death by a tiger! Ahhh!] "Lady, would you please keep it down! I'm on the phone!"]] | *[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tiger.mp3|"He-hey, sorry about the reception, I'm on a ladies safari in the middle of a forest. Listen, a contract came in..." [I'm being mauled to death by a tiger! Ahhh!] "Lady, would you please keep it down! I'm on the phone!"]] | ||
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tugboat.mp3|"Pauling here. So the New Mexico Department of Labor found out I haven't gotten any time off in...uh...ever. So, I'm on state-mandated vacation. But don't worry! I'm still working, but don't tell anyone." [foghorn sounds] "Oh good the tugboat's here. Anyway, here's a contract."]] | *[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tugboat.mp3|"Pauling here. So the New Mexico Department of Labor found out I haven't gotten any time off in...uh...ever. So, I'm on state-mandated vacation. But don't worry! I'm still working, but don't tell anyone." [foghorn sounds] "Oh good the tugboat's here. Anyway, here's a contract."]] | ||
− | *[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_turducken.mp3|[heartbeat monitor beeps steadily] "Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full radiation. It's sorta like making a turducken, but with people!" [Medic: Oh, ho ho!; monitor beeps faster] "And I think a clump of my hair just fell out." [monitor beeps rapidly; Medic: Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"]] | + | *[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_turducken.mp3|[heartbeat monitor beeps steadily] "Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full of radiation. It's sorta like making a turducken, but with people!" [Medic: Oh, ho ho!; monitor beeps faster] "And I think a clump of my hair just fell out." [monitor beeps rapidly; Medic: Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"]] |
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_visionquest.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm on a vision quest with Sniper. I just ate some ground-up mushrooms and grubs. Sniper said that it's supposed to make me ghost noise picnic dripping, but I don't boot soup what he's mustaching about. I don't even dynamite a little pyramid gravy. Anyway, here's a condor."]] | *[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_visionquest.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm on a vision quest with Sniper. I just ate some ground-up mushrooms and grubs. Sniper said that it's supposed to make me ghost noise picnic dripping, but I don't boot soup what he's mustaching about. I don't even dynamite a little pyramid gravy. Anyway, here's a condor."]] | ||
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_winetasting.mp3|[wine bottle being uncorked; Spy: Ahh, a 1962 Chateau Matador.; wine pouring into glasses] "(sotto voce) Hey, hey I'm at a wine tasting with Spy...it all tastes like raisins and gasoline. Uh, quick! give me some fancy-pants words to say to him." [Spy: À votre santé!] "(normal voice) Spy, your wine is...great! It's really, uh, pre-precocious! Uh...volup-voluptuous? And uh, uh, big, big-boned!" [Spy: Ugh...] "Yeah, it's got a very big-boned wine taste."]] | *[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_winetasting.mp3|[wine bottle being uncorked; Spy: Ahh, a 1962 Chateau Matador.; wine pouring into glasses] "(sotto voce) Hey, hey I'm at a wine tasting with Spy...it all tastes like raisins and gasoline. Uh, quick! give me some fancy-pants words to say to him." [Spy: À votre santé!] "(normal voice) Spy, your wine is...great! It's really, uh, pre-precocious! Uh...volup-voluptuous? And uh, uh, big, big-boned!" [Spy: Ugh...] "Yeah, it's got a very big-boned wine taste."]] |
Revision as of 22:34, 27 December 2015
Miss Pauling responses are contextually triggered lines that play after a player receives or completes a Contract during the Gun Mettle Update or Tough Break Update events. All of her lines can be heard below.
Lines are only triggered when the player is connected to an official Valve server. Decoding a new Contract while connected will trigger a line based on the player's current class, regardless of its actual content.
Contents
Gun Mettle
New Contract
Contract progress
Contract half-completed |
Scout Contract completed |
Soldier Contract completed |
Pyro Contract completed |
Demoman Contract completed |
Engineer Contract completed |
Medic Contract completed |
Sniper Contract Completed |
Spy Contract completed |
Tough Break
New Contract
Contract complete
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