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*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 07.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a big one. Don't screw it up."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 07.mp3|"It's Pauling. This is a big one. Don't screw it up."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 08.mp3|"Ok, I've pulled some strings and secured you one of the big contracts. This'll be a high-end payout so get it done."]]  
 
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 08.mp3|"Ok, I've pulled some strings and secured you one of the big contracts. This'll be a high-end payout so get it done."]]  
*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 09.mp3|"I made some calls and got you one of the big contracts. I don't give these out everyday, so don't screw it up, alright?"]]  
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*[[Media:Plng give bigcontract allclass 09.mp3|"I made some calls and got you one of the big contracts. I don't give these out everyday, so don't screw it up, all right?"]]  
 
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*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 10.mp3|"Thanks anyway."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 10.mp3|"Thanks anyway."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 11.mp3|"You did it! Wait, you didn't do it."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 11.mp3|"You did it! Wait, you didn't do it."]]
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 12.mp3|"Alright, fair enough. I'll be in touch."]]
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*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 12.mp3|"All right, fair enough. I'll be in touch."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 13.mp3|"Well, you can't win them all."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 13.mp3|"Well, you can't win them all."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 14.mp3|"Hmm. Well maybe next time."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng contract fail allclass 14.mp3|"Hmm. Well maybe next time."]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_piano.mp3|[piano being played frantically, intermittent electrical zaps] "Pauling here. Spy's '''teaching''' me piano. Apparently, it takes a '''person'''...ugh, seven years to learn, but Spy says that with electroshock he can '''teach me''' in an hour." [grunts of pain and electrical shocks] [Spy: Again.; piano plays a slow melody] "Huh. Okay, that's done. Here's a contract."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_piano.mp3|[piano being played frantically, intermittent electrical zaps] "Pauling here. Spy's '''teaching''' me piano. Apparently, it takes a '''person'''...ugh, seven years to learn, but Spy says that with electroshock he can '''teach me''' in an hour." [grunts of pain and electrical shocks] [Spy: Again.; piano plays a slow melody] "Huh. Okay, that's done. Here's a contract."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_poopyjoe.mp3| ["Taps" being played] (on the verge of tears) "Hey, Pauling here. I'm, I-I-I'm sorry, I'm at the Poopy Joe Memorial and, and it's just too much. That monkey was an American hero!"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_poopyjoe.mp3| ["Taps" being played] (on the verge of tears) "Hey, Pauling here. I'm, I-I-I'm sorry, I'm at the Poopy Joe Memorial and, and it's just too much. That monkey was an American hero!"]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_pottery.mp3|"Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at a pottery class. I'm trying to make a porcelain gun, but it's a lot harder than it looks. Ugh, dammit." [dripping clay; Oh, what a lovely flower vase!] "Yeah I know it looks like a flower vase, it's a cannon alright! Ugh, I hate pottery. Anyway, I've got a contract.]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_pottery.mp3|"Hey, it's Pauling here. I'm at a pottery class. I'm trying to make a porcelain gun, but it's a lot harder than it looks. Ugh, dammit." [dripping clay; Oh, what a lovely flower vase!] "Yeah I know it looks like a flower vase, it's a cannon all right! Ugh, I hate pottery. Anyway, I've got a contract.]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_raccoons.mp3|[raccoons trilling] "Pauling here. Soldier invited me over to his house/cave for a soup tasting. I have been bitten by like ''sixty'' raccoons. Do raccoons have rabies? I mean, they have to, right? Didn't raccoons invent rabies? Are-are they like old rats? Like don't rats go into their cocoons in the winter and emerge as fully grown raccoons in the spring? I've lost a lot of blood here. Maybe it took the rabies with them. Ugh, I gotta go. One of the raccoons is eyeballing me. You gotta problem pal?"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_raccoons.mp3|[raccoons trilling] "Pauling here. Soldier invited me over to his house/cave for a soup tasting. I have been bitten by like ''sixty'' raccoons. Do raccoons have rabies? I mean, they have to, right? Didn't raccoons invent rabies? Are-are they like old rats? Like don't rats go into their cocoons in the winter and emerge as fully grown raccoons in the spring? I've lost a lot of blood here. Maybe it took the rabies with them. Ugh, I gotta go. One of the raccoons is eyeballing me. You gotta problem pal?"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_shakespearicles.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm watching Shakespearicles in the Park and we just got to the part in ''Hamlet'' where Macbeth tells Hercules he's from the future and Macbeth gets so angry, he uses his heat vision and..." [Steel cage!] "Oh ho ho, they're lowering the steel cage. Oh, Hercules is losing the intercontinental title for sure! Look, I gotta go. Here's a mission."[He's got Macbeth!; I love you Hercules!]]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_shakespearicles.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm watching Shakespearicles in the Park and we just got to the part in ''Hamlet'' where Macbeth tells Hercules he's from the future and Macbeth gets so angry, he uses his heat vision and..." [Steel cage!] "Oh ho ho, they're lowering the steel cage. Oh, Hercules is losing the intercontinental title for sure! Look, I gotta go. Here's a mission."[He's got Macbeth!; I love you Hercules!]]]

Revision as of 11:25, 31 December 2015

Miss Pauling responses are contextually triggered lines that play after a player receives or completes a Contract during the Gun Mettle Update or Tough Break Update events. All of her lines can be heard below.

Lines are only triggered when the player is connected to an official Valve server. Decoding a new Contract while connected will trigger a line based on the player's current class, regardless of its actual content.


Gun Mettle

Contract related

New Contract

New Rare Contract
Leaderboard class scout.png  New Scout Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class soldier.png  New Soldier Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class pyro.png  New Pyro Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class demoman.png  New Demoman Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class heavy.png  New Heavy Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class engineer.png  New Engineer Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class medic.png  New Medic Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class sniper.png  New Sniper Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class spy.png  New Spy Contract

Rare Contract

Contract progress

Contract half-completed
Contract completed

Rare item

Leaderboard class scout.png  Scout Contract completed
Leaderboard class soldier.png  Soldier Contract completed
Leaderboard class pyro.png  Pyro Contract completed
Leaderboard class demoman.png  Demoman Contract completed
Leaderboard class heavy.png  Heavy Contract completed
Leaderboard class engineer.png  Engineer Contract completed
Leaderboard class medic.png  Medic Contract completed
Leaderboard class sniper.png  Sniper Contract Completed
Leaderboard class spy.png  Spy Contract completed
Contract failed

Tough Break

Contract-related

New Contract

New Contract

Rare Contract

Contract complete

Contracted Contract