Meet the Sandvich/pt-br

Meet the Sandvich
Informações do vídeo
Data de lançamento:	10 de Outubro de 2008
Duração:	1:06

"Meet the Sandvich" Video Transcriçao

Transcriçao

[Two slices of the Sandvich are in a refrigerator on a plate beside three bottles of Red Shed beer] ["Meet the Sandvich" text appears] [Cut back to the Sandviches] Heavy: [Groans repeatedly] Scout: "Yeah, there he is!" Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-" [The Heavy opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door] Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!" Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!" Heavy: [Eats sandvich] "Om nom nom nom..." Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..." Scout: "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!" [The Heavy chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed] Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-" [Several loud thuds are heard, a beer bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly] Heavy: "Ahahahaha!" [Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, assumedly the Scouts blood] Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!" [More thuds are heard.] Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..." [A thud and a snap is heard] Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-" [A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over] Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!" [A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich] [Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich] Heavy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."

Notas

• O video veio com a descriçao do Sandvich, bem como os outros videos do Meet the Team :
  • Nome : Sandvich
  • Papel : Dispositivo Comestivel
  • Armas : Palito de Dente
  • Description : Ele era um bom almoço que jogou pelas regras, ate as regras roubarem tudo que ele mais amou. Agora ele é alface, tomate, queijo, pao, e uma misteriosa fatia de carne, descendo sua guela e direto para o inferno.Ele satisfará sua fome. POR VINGANÇA!

• Na cena de abertura, no canto aparece "Copyright OMNOMNOM", uma referencia a uma frase da internet 'OM NOM NOM', uma onomatopeia ao ato de comer. (Em todos os outros videos do Meet the Team, aparece "Copyright LOLOLOL")

• Um numero de trechos nao usados foram gravados para o Meet the Sandvich:
  • Heavy:
    • "What was that, Sandvich? Kill them all? Hahahahaha, good idea!" (Esse trecho foi eventualmente usado numa forma levemente modificada como resposta ao comer um Sandvich no jogo.)
  • Scout:
    • "Gimme back my legbone! *Smacking noise* Hey! *Smacking noises* Hey! Don't hit me with it!"
    • "H-He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!"
    • "Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!"
    • "I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"
    • "He's already dead! He's already deaaad!" (Referencia ao episodio dos Simpsons)
  • Soldier:
    • "Hambone, we have got you by the short and friskies!"
    • "Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about not doing it!"
    • "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!"
    • "Don't throw your life away, son. You only get one! Or, depending on your religious affiliation, several! Either way it is a finite number so think it through!"
    • "You call that killing me? I am not dead! *Cracking noise* Now I am ordering you to kill me! Please please please, God, Kill me!"
    • "There is a checkbook in the left-rear pocket of my fatigues! I will pay you all of my money to stop!"
    • "Son, I need a blood transfusion double-time! I am going to require roughly half of your blood!"
    • "You cannot hurt me, I do not have time to bleed! *Cracking noise* My schedule has just opened up! Aaaohhww, my God!" (Improvisado do Predator)
    • "You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt! *Cracking noise* I stand corrected! Arrrrggghhgh!" (Improvisado do Road House)