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  | class      = Scout
 
  | class      = Scout
 
  | hat        = Batter's Helmet
 
  | hat        = Batter's Helmet
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  | description = You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
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  | description = {{Item description|Batter's Helmet}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110623225829/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110623225829/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
 
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  | class      = Scout
 
  | class      = Scout
 
  | hat        = Bonk Helm
 
  | hat        = Bonk Helm
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  | description = When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
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  | description = {{Item description|Bonk Helm}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425081133/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425081133/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238
 
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  | class      = Scout
 
  | class      = Scout
 
  | hat        = Ye Olde Baker Boy
 
  | hat        = Ye Olde Baker Boy
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  | description = Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
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  | description = {{Item description|Ye Olde Baker Boy}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425082116/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691190&postcount=15
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425082116/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691190&postcount=15
 
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  | class      = Scout
 
  | class      = Scout
 
  | hat        = Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
 
  | hat        = Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
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  | description = Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
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  | description = {{Item description|Baseball Bill's Sports Shine}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060125/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16696136&postcount=84
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060125/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16696136&postcount=84
 
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  | class      = Scout
 
  | class      = Scout
 
  | hat        = Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
 
  | hat        = Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
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  | description = Straight outta control point.
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  | description = {{Item description|Troublemaker's Tossle Cap}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110526134038/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16698209&postcount=73
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110526134038/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16698209&postcount=73
 
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  | class      = Soldier
 
  | class      = Soldier
 
  | hat        = Soldier's Stash
 
  | hat        = Soldier's Stash
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  | description = This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling.
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  | description = {{Item description|Soldier's Stash}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190723/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16694513&postcount=60
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190723/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16694513&postcount=60
 
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  | class      = Soldier
 
  | class      = Soldier
 
  | hat        = Tyrant's Helm
 
  | hat        = Tyrant's Helm
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  | description = I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
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  | description = {{Item description|Tyrant's Helm}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220703/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16701458&postcount=143
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220703/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16701458&postcount=143
 
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  | class      = Soldier
 
  | class      = Soldier
 
  | hat        = Stainless Pot
 
  | hat        = Stainless Pot
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  | description = Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup.
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  | description = {{Item description|Stainless Pot}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425080249/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16705785&postcount=235
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425080249/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16705785&postcount=235
 
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  | class      = Soldier
 
  | class      = Soldier
 
  | hat        = Gentle Manne's Service Medal
 
  | hat        = Gentle Manne's Service Medal
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  | description = Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
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  | description = {{Item description|Gentle Manne's Service Medal}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110928195802/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16711456&postcount=33
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110928195802/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16711456&postcount=33
 
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  | class      = Soldier
 
  | class      = Soldier
 
  | hat        = Killer's Kabuto
 
  | hat        = Killer's Kabuto
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  | description = A haiku for war. To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket.
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  | description = {{Item description|Killer's Kabuto}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060137/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16742747&postcount=299
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060137/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16742747&postcount=299
 
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  | class      = Soldier
 
  | class      = Soldier
 
  | hat        = Sergeant's Drill Hat
 
  | hat        = Sergeant's Drill Hat
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  | description = This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
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  | description = {{Item description|Sergeant's Drill Hat}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220653/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691028&postcount=19
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220653/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691028&postcount=19
 
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  | class      = Pyro
 
  | class      = Pyro
 
  | hat        = Respectless Rubber Glove
 
  | hat        = Respectless Rubber Glove
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  | description = It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
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  | description = {{Item description|Respectless Rubber Glove}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110529020231/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16696827&postcount=131
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110529020231/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16696827&postcount=131
 
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  | class      = Pyro
 
  | class      = Pyro
 
  | hat        = Triboniophorus Tyrannus
 
  | hat        = Triboniophorus Tyrannus
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  | description = At least he's still telling you to burn things.
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  | description = {{Item description|Triboniophorus Tyrannus}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190716/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16714048&postcount=308
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190716/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16714048&postcount=308
 
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  | class      = Pyro
 
  | class      = Pyro
 
  | hat        = Vintage Merryweather
 
  | hat        = Vintage Merryweather
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  | description = Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
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  | description = {{Item description|Vintage Merryweather}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220659/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16695914&postcount=65
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220659/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16695914&postcount=65
 
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  | class      = Pyro
 
  | class      = Pyro
 
  | hat        = Whiskered Gentleman
 
  | hat        = Whiskered Gentleman
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  | description = The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
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  | description = {{Item description|Whiskered Gentleman}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033550/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16708083&postcount=15
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033550/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16708083&postcount=15
 
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  | class      = Demoman
 
  | class      = Demoman
 
  | hat        = Tippler's Tricorne
 
  | hat        = Tippler's Tricorne
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  | description = Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out.
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  | description = {{Item description|Tippler's Tricorne}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624032709/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692128&postcount=27
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624032709/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692128&postcount=27
 
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  | class      = Heavy
 
  | class      = Heavy
 
  | hat        = Officer's Ushanka
 
  | hat        = Officer's Ushanka
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  | description = This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands.
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  | description = {{Item description|Officer's Ushanka}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102426/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691082&postcount=21
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102426/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691082&postcount=21
 
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  | class      = Heavy
 
  | class      = Heavy
 
  | hat        = Tough Guy's Toque
 
  | hat        = Tough Guy's Toque
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  | description = Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
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  | description = {{Item description|Tough Guy's Toque}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215512/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691575&postcount=21
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215512/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691575&postcount=21
 
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  | class      = Heavy
 
  | class      = Heavy
 
  | hat        = Hound Dog
 
  | hat        = Hound Dog
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  | description = Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
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  | description = {{Item description|Hound Dog}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033540/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692791&postcount=45
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033540/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692791&postcount=45
 
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  | class      = Engineer
 
  | class      = Engineer
 
  | hat        = Mining Light
 
  | hat        = Mining Light
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  | description = For Engineers with bright ideas.
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  | description = {{Item description|Mining Light}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220716/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16725207&postcount=175
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220716/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16725207&postcount=175
 
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  | class      = Engineer
 
  | class      = Engineer
 
  | hat        = Texas Ten Gallon
 
  | hat        = Texas Ten Gallon
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  | description = Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
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  | description = {{Item description|Texas Ten Gallon}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031829/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691913&postcount=24
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031829/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691913&postcount=24
 
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  | class      = Engineer
 
  | class      = Engineer
 
  | hat        = Texas Slim's Dome Shine
 
  | hat        = Texas Slim's Dome Shine
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  | description = Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
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  | description = {{Item description|Texas Slim's Dome Shine}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624030956/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691465&postcount=34
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624030956/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691465&postcount=34
 
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  | class      = Engineer
 
  | class      = Engineer
 
  | hat        = Hotrod
 
  | hat        = Hotrod
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  | description = Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
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  | description = {{Item description|Hotrod}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190727/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16690629&postcount=9
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110819190727/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16690629&postcount=9
 
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  | class      = Engineer
 
  | class      = Engineer
 
  | hat        = Safe'n'Sound
 
  | hat        = Safe'n'Sound
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  | description = It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'Sound!
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  | description = {{Item description|Safe'n'Sound}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220721/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16740730&postcount=320
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220721/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16740730&postcount=320
 
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  | class      = Medic
 
  | class      = Medic
 
  | hat        = Prussian Pickelhaube
 
  | hat        = Prussian Pickelhaube
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  | description = A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point.
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  | description = {{Item description|Prussian Pickelhaube}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624032702/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690736&postcount=9
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624032702/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690736&postcount=9
 
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  | class      = Medic
 
  | class      = Medic
 
  | hat        = Otolaryngologist's Mirror
 
  | hat        = Otolaryngologist's Mirror
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  | description = We can't pronounce it either.
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  | description = {{Item description|Otolaryngologist's Mirror}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215507/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691543&postcount=16
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215507/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691543&postcount=16
 
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  | class      = Medic
 
  | class      = Medic
 
  | hat        = Physician's Procedure Mask
 
  | hat        = Physician's Procedure Mask
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  | description = Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
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  | description = {{Item description|Physician's Procedure Mask}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624024335/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16709521&postcount=23
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624024335/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16709521&postcount=23
 
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  | class      = Medic
 
  | class      = Medic
 
  | hat        = Gentleman's Gatsby
 
  | hat        = Gentleman's Gatsby
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  | description = While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished Bonesaw.
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  | description = {{Item description|Gentleman's Gatsby}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031839/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16741120&postcount=124
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031839/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16741120&postcount=124
 
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  | class      = Sniper
 
  | class      = Sniper
 
  | hat        = Trophy Belt
 
  | hat        = Trophy Belt
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  | description = Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile. It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
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  | description = {{Item description|Trophy Belt}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425081127/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16699324&postcount=81
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425081127/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16699324&postcount=81
 
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  | class      = Sniper
 
  | class      = Sniper
 
  | hat        = Professional's Panama
 
  | hat        = Professional's Panama
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  | description = A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
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  | description = {{Item description|Professional's Panama}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220649/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690063&postcount=3
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220649/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690063&postcount=3
 
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  | class      = Sniper
 
  | class      = Sniper
 
  | hat        = Master's Yellow Belt
 
  | hat        = Master's Yellow Belt
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  | description = Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
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  | description = {{Item description|Master's Yellow Belt}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215457/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690008&postcount=3
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215457/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690008&postcount=3
 
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  | class      = Sniper
 
  | class      = Sniper
 
  | hat        = Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
 
  | hat        = Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
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  | description = His bullet was close. I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head.
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  | description = {{Item description|Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023011/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16723126&postcount=172
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023011/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16723126&postcount=172
 
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  | class      = Sniper
 
  | class      = Sniper
 
  | hat        = Shooter's Sola Topi
 
  | hat        = Shooter's Sola Topi
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  | description = Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
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  | description = {{Item description|Shooter's Sola Topi}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624024329/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690574&postcount=5
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624024329/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16690574&postcount=5
 
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  | class      = Sniper
 
  | class      = Sniper
 
  | hat        = Bloke's Bucket Hat
 
  | hat        = Bloke's Bucket Hat
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  | description = Gone Snipin'.
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  | description = {{Item description|Bloke's Bucket Hat}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110526124735/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692146&postcount=22
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110526124735/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16692146&postcount=22
 
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  | class      = Spy
 
  | class      = Spy
 
  | hat        = Fancy Fedora
 
  | hat        = Fancy Fedora
−
  | description = This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Fancy Fedora}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102431/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16693016&postcount=50
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102431/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16693016&postcount=50
 
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  | class      = Spy
 
  | class      = Spy
 
  | hat        = Backbiter's Billycock
 
  | hat        = Backbiter's Billycock
−
  | description = For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Backbiter's Billycock}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424071230/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691126&postcount=11
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424071230/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691126&postcount=11
 
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  | class      = Spy
 
  | class      = Spy
 
  | hat        = Camera Beard
 
  | hat        = Camera Beard
−
  | description = You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
+
  | description = {{Item description|Camera Beard}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023629/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16732315&postcount=176
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023629/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16732315&postcount=176
 
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  | class      = Spy
 
  | class      = Spy
 
  | hat        = Magistrate's Mullet
 
  | hat        = Magistrate's Mullet
−
  | description = They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Magistrate's Mullet}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215501/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691131&postcount=18
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424215501/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16691131&postcount=18
 
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  | class      = Spy
 
  | class      = Spy
 
  | hat        = Frenchman's Beret
 
  | hat        = Frenchman's Beret
−
  | description = Because real espionage is an artform.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Frenchman's Beret}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031834/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16714353&postcount=124
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031834/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16714353&postcount=124
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Cheater's Lament
 
  | hat        = Cheater's Lament
−
  | description = Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Cheater's Lament}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060131/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16697084&postcount=112
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612060131/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16697084&postcount=112
 
}}
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Ghastly Gibus
 
  | hat        = Ghastly Gibus
−
  | description = Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Ghastly Gibus}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033545/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16695701&postcount=65
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033545/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16695701&postcount=65
 
}}
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
 
  | hat        = Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
−
  | description = Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031006/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16697847&postcount=87
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624031006/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16697847&postcount=87
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Bill's Hat
 
  | hat        = Bill's Hat
−
  | description = Left 4 You.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Bill's Hat}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220708/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16711985&postcount=191
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424220708/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16711985&postcount=191
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Modest Pile of Hat
 
  | hat        = Modest Pile of Hat
−
  | description = Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Modest Pile of Hat}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624022956/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16703909&postcount=109
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624022956/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16703909&postcount=109
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Noble Amassment of Hats
 
  | hat        = Noble Amassment of Hats
−
  | description = For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Noble Amassment of Hats}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425075301/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16706550&postcount=86
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425075301/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16706550&postcount=86
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Towering Pillar of Hats
 
  | hat        = Towering Pillar of Hats
−
  | description = A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Towering Pillar of Hats}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425052431/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16720507&postcount=238
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110425052431/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16720507&postcount=238
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Mercenary
 
  | hat        = Mercenary
−
  | description = Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Mercenary}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033555/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16712168&postcount=27
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624033555/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16712168&postcount=27
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Soldier of Fortune
 
  | hat        = Soldier of Fortune
−
  | description = Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Soldier of Fortune}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023006/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16716237&postcount=27
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023006/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16716237&postcount=27
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Grizzled Veteran
 
  | hat        = Grizzled Veteran
−
  | description = Display this on your chest proudly, {{botignore|soldier}}. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Grizzled Veteran}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023001/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16708532&postcount=7
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110624023001/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16708532&postcount=7
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Primeval Warrior
 
  | hat        = Primeval Warrior
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  | description = A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Primeval Warrior}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612052842/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16707885&postcount=7
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110612052842/http://forums.steampowered.com:80/forums/showpost.php?p=16707885&postcount=7
 
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  | class      = All class
 
  | class      = All class
 
  | hat        = Alien Swarm Parasite
 
  | hat        = Alien Swarm Parasite
−
  | description = This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
+
  | description = {{Item description|Alien Swarm Parasite}}
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102421/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16690096&postcount=9
 
  | link        = https://web.archive.org/web/20110424102421/http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16690096&postcount=9
 
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Latest revision as of 07:34, 22 September 2022

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“
Fans have been mailing us for some time now, asking for a contest that didn't involve modeling or level design. So now they get their wish. That's right: you'll be competing over who can describe hats the best. Introducing the first ever TF2 Hat Describing Contest.
— TF2 Blog
 ”

Soutěž o popisování klobouků byla soutěž oznámena 24. srpna 2010.

Postupující kritika, že předešlé TF2 soutěže byli nespravedlivé k hráčům, bez průměrné schopností počítačového modelování, TF2 tým oznámil tuto soutěž v blog příspěvku se záměrem k dosáhnutí většiny z komunity, takže ti, kteří jsou registrováni na fóru. Podstata soutěže byla umožnit členům komunity dát popisy různým kloboukům ve hře.

Pokyny a lhůta

Lhůta pro Soutěž o popisování klobouků byla 27. srpna 2010. Příspěvky byly psány ve vlastních tématech na Steam Users' Forums.

Pravidla příspěvků

  • Stručný, zajímavý popis předmětu ve 75 znaků nebo méně.
  • Musíte být jediným autorem popisu a materiál musí být pro Vás originální.
  • Vítězné popisy pro každý předmět budou určeny TF2 týmem a mohou být použity ve hře.

Seznam vítězů

Poznámka: Popisky jsou v originálním zněním, pro českou verzi se podívejte na výchozí článek předmětu.

Jméno hráče na fóru Třída Klobouk Vybraný popis Příspěvek na fóru
TheTwoTonHammer Scout Batter's Helmet
Batter's Helmet		 Společně s tímhle kusem červeného plastu budeš mlátit tisíce nepřátel! Odkaz (Anglicky)
PrO-bOy Scout Bonk Helm
Bonk Helm		 Když pití jednoho radioaktivního pití nestačí. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Doreauxgard42 Scout Ye Olde Baker Boy
Ye Olde Baker Boy		 Zvláštní vydání! Zvláštní vydání! Jsi mrtvý! Odkaz (Anglicky)
AndyAML Scout Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine		 Všichni ví, že rychlost je Scoutův nejlepší přítel. Proč se tedy nechat zpomalovat velkými čepicemi, když můžeš dosáhnout rychlosti zvuku i bez nich? Odkaz (Anglicky)
spam_word Scout Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap		 Přímo z kontrolního bodu. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Sketch56 Scout Whoopee Cap
Whoopee Cap		 You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Man Of Faith ™ Soldier Soldier's Stash
Soldier's Stash		 Tato helma nijak nepropaguje kouření nebo hazardní hry. Odkaz (Anglicky)
DrMelon Soldier Tyrant's Helm
Tyrant's Helm		 Nakopal jsem tvůj zadek tak tvrdě, že se vrátil v čase a přinesl mi tuhle VIKINGSKOU HELMU. Odkaz (Anglicky)
cypherx82 Soldier Stainless Pot
Stainless Pot		 Chrání mozek před kulkami a šrapnely.
Také ohřívá polévku.		 Odkaz (Anglicky)
Lamech Soldier Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Gentle Manne's Service Medal		 Udělena těm několika statečným vojákům, kteří drželi stráž i navzdory potřebě spánku, výživy, či společenského života. Odkaz (Anglicky)
f3doraman Soldier Killer's Kabuto
Killer's Kabuto		 Haiku pro válku.
Po poražení nepřítele.
Cti kritickou raketu.		 Odkaz (Anglicky)
peregrine7 Soldier Sergeant's Drill Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat		 Výborný klobouk pro ty, kteří tráví celé dny řvaním na své podřízené. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Colonelcool Pyro Respectless Rubber Glove
Respectless Rubber Glove		 Nezáleží na tom, jak moc tě lidé respektují, když právě hoří. Odkaz (Anglicky)
crushilista Pyro Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Triboniophorus Tyrannus		 Alespoň ti říká, že máš pálit věci. Odkaz (Anglicky)
ASpieboy Pyro Vintage Merryweather
Vintage Merryweather		 Pyro nosí tuhle přilbu jako památku na mnoho požárníků, kteří zahynuli ve snaze ho zastavit. Odkaz (Anglicky)
JJ10DMAN Pyro Whiskered Gentleman
Whiskered Gentleman		 Nejproslulejší izolepou přilepené ohniodolné vousy a monokl k dostání. Odkaz (Anglicky)
icenine0 Demoman Tippler's Tricorne
Tippler's Tricorne		 Tři ostré rohy znamenají jeden pořádně ostrý klobouk.
Nevypíchni si s ním oko.		 Odkaz (Anglicky)
Potatoblight Heavy Officer's Ushanka
Officer's Ushanka		 Tato čepice byla vyrobena z medvědích rukou.
Ten medvěd byl zabit holýma rukama.		 Odkaz (Anglicky)
FarazParsa Heavy Tough Guy's Toque
Tough Guy's Toque		 Protože když jsi nejtvrdší chlapík v pevnosti, nikdo nekritizuje tvůj smysl pro módu. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Silentman Heavy Hound Dog
Hound Dog		 Tví nepřátelé budou šokováni poté, co uvidí tyhle nádherné brýle a vlasy. Odkaz (Anglicky)
ravn0s Engineer Mining Light
Mining Light		 Pro Engineery se zářivými nápady. Odkaz (Anglicky)
drewhead118 Engineer Texas Ten Gallon
Texas Ten Gallon		 Přestože vypadá jako obyčejný kovbojský klobouk, obsahuje tento výrobek moderní vědy více pohyblivých částí než Sentry na druhé úrovni. Odkaz (Anglicky)
FarazParsa Engineer Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Texas Slim's Dome Shine		 Někdy stačí trochu méně klobouků. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Shapechanger Engineer Hotrod
Hotrod		 Vysměj se slunečním paprskům, které se neškodně odrazí od této svářecí masky. Odkaz (Anglicky)
foxtrot261 Engineer Safe'n'Sound
Safe'n'Sound		 Může být velmi těžké vypočítat točivý moment působící na rotaci lidského těla přes jeho moment hybnosti, když všude kolem tebe zuří válka. Postav lepší a bezpečnější stroje v tichu, díky Safe'n'sound! Odkaz (Anglicky)
This_Is_Not_Spy Medic Prussian Pickelhaube
Prussian Pickelhaube		 Relikvie přenesená z jedné války do druhé.
Tvému nepříteli dojde pointa.		 Odkaz (Anglicky)
CptObvious Medic Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Otolaryngologist's Mirror		 Ani to nedokážeme vyslovit. Odkaz (Anglicky)
AgentJAK Medic Physician's Procedure Mask
Physician's Procedure Mask		 Pro hrabání se ve věcech... které se můžou stát špinavými. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Esquilax Medic Gentleman's Gatsby
Gentleman's Gatsby		 I přestože se jedná o jiný druh čepice, má Gastby svou vlastní, nezaměnitelnou eleganci. Jedná se o nenápadnou, šarmantní volbu pro všechny, kdo hrají golf nebo ty, co provádí nelegální chirurgické zákroky pomocí pilky. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Limeaide Sniper Trophy Belt
Trophy Belt		 Vytrhnout zuby z mrtvýho krokodýla dokáže každej starej trouba.
Ale jenom pořádnej chlap je dokáže vytrhnout z živýho.		 Odkaz (Anglicky)
Nineaxis Sniper Professional's Panama
Professional's Panama		 Zdvořilý, účinný klobouk určený k nošení při zabíjení každého, koho potkáš. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Magi Kavin Sniper Master's Yellow Belt
Master's Yellow Belt		 Pouze mistr Jarate má právo nosit tento dříve bílý šátek potřísněný žlutě, kvůli nástrahám drsného tréninku. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Jinbei Sniper Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative		 Jeho kulka byla blízko.
Ztratil jsem klobouk.
Moje kulka byla blíž.
Ztratil svou hlavu.		 Odkaz (Anglicky)
G.I.R. Sniper Shooter's Sola Topi
Shooter's Sola Topi		 Perfektní pro objevování divočiny a vnitřku lidských hlav. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Reclaimer077 Sniper Bloke's Bucket Hat
Bloke's Bucket Hat		 Sniperova památka na jeho skromné lovecké začátky. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Kenori Spy Fancy Fedora
Fancy Fedora		 Tato hladká, příjemná, z hedvábí vyrobená kráska udělá z každého amatérského zabijáka profesionálního vraha. Odkaz (Anglicky)
caeonosphere Spy Backbiter's Billycock
Backbiter's Billycock		 Když si přeješ, aby byla tvoje hlava o trochu vyšší. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Codo Spy Camera Beard
Camera Beard		 Nevadilo by ti, kdybych si přečetl tento přísně tajný dokument s mými vousy, že ne? Odkaz (Anglicky)
Shapechanger Spy Magistrate's Mullet
Magistrate's Mullet		 Říká se, že spravedlnost je slepá. To co se neříká je, že spravedlnost je také neviditelná a víc ji zajímají vraždy, než spravedlnost. Odkaz (Anglicky)
SoulDestroy Spy Frenchman's Beret
Frenchman's Beret		 Protože špionáž je umění. Odkaz (Anglicky)
AndyAML Všechny třídy Cheater's Lament
Cheater's Lament		 I když někteří se v honbě za klobouky nezastavili před ničím, ty jsi zůstal rozhodný a neúplatný. Za to jsme tě odměnili. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Esquilax Všechny třídy Ghastly Gibus
Ghastly Gibus		 Jednoduše elegantní staromódní vzhled kombinovaný se silným aroma plísně a hrobů. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Duffren Všechny třídy Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask		 Hnědý papír nikdy nevypadal tak mírně znepokojivě. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Calvary Všechny třídy Bill's Hat
Bill's Hat		 Left 4 You. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Fredrik1ST Všechny třídy Modest Pile of Hat
Modest Pile of Hat		 Protože správný gentleman nemůže být bez jednoho. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Nekopawed Všechny třídy Noble Amassment of Hats
Noble Amassment of Hats		 Pro gentlemana, který si myslí, že i jeho klobouk si zaslouží klobouk. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Coconuts Všechny třídy Towering Pillar of Hats
Towering Pillar of Hats		 A-ha-ha! Ty jsi tak TROUFALÝ, jako jsi CHUDÝ a IR. Nesnaž se poskvrnit moji VĚŽ z KLOBOUKŮ. Odkaz (Anglicky)
crushilista Všechny třídy Mercenary
Mercenary		 I přestože jsi přišel pozdě na tuhle párty, pořád jsi její součástí. Odkaz (Anglicky)
Optimus357 Všechny třídy Soldier of Fortune
Soldier of Fortune		 Jistě, někteří to dělají déle. Ale ty jsi potvrdil, že to někdo může dělat lépe. Odkaz (Anglicky)
SappinMySentry Všechny třídy Grizzled Veteran
Grizzled Veteran		 Nos toto na své hrudi pyšně, vojáku. Každý, koho zabiješ, zjistí, že tu nebyl první. Odkaz (Anglicky)
NB820 Všechny třídy Primeval Warrior
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