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{{User infobox
| title = The Reality
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| title = how do I change my name??? 
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| image = User Real (real) Profile.png
 
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| type = deranged psychopath
 
| gender = Male
 
| gender = Male
 
| health = 150
 
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| favhat = [[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]], [[Pip-Boy|Pip-Boy]]}}
 
| favhat = [[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]], [[Pip-Boy|Pip-Boy]]}}
  
Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda.  
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Welcome to my page. It’s a bit small, I know.
  
== The Undeniable Truths of the Universe ==
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== About Me ==
* what’s up guys
 
* it’s quandale dingle here
 
* i have been '''arrested for multiple crimes'''
 
* including
 
* battery on a police officer (😠)
 
* grand theft (😎)
 
* declaring war on italy (😤)
 
* and
 
* public indecency (💀)
 
* i will be escaping prison on
 
* March 28
 
* after that
 
* i will take over the world
 
  
== ''Rap God'' by Eminem but I fixed it :) ==
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I started playing Team Fortress 2 in February 2021, so I'm relatively new to the game. The community is amazing, the game is spectacular, and I have never once witnessed a major update. Recently, however, things have started to turn up, and more and more people are trying to get Valve to do their stuff, so maybe some day I’ll see the next update. Anyway, I play [[Pyro|the dude with fire]] most of the time, but find myself frequently switching between classes, sometimes I’ll play [[Demoman|Demo]] or [[Engineer|Engie]].
  
“ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes)
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I try to edit things on this wiki as frequently as possible, but frankly I have no idea what I’m doing, so I usually end up just making small grammar changes. Oh, but one time, I uploaded an image. That was pretty awesome.
 
 
“this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up)
 
 
 
“he is bonkers sad face”
 
 
 
 
 
I’m being a rap god
 
 
 
Everyone in a car is yes nodding
 
 
 
that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you
 
 
 
robot
 
 
 
 
 
i am saying bad words sad face
 
 
 
rayman legends went to canada
 
 
 
“I have a gun, fabulous man,
 
 
 
Prepare to die”
 
 
 
Lyrics
 
 
 
 
 
Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here
 
 
 
Oh no one more thing is the one thing
 
 
 
The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going.
 
 
 
 
 
Am I a rab goth
 
Robot
 
Why be a King Richard when jesus
 
  
 
== Handpicked User Boxes ==
 
== Handpicked User Boxes ==

Revision as of 14:44, 18 May 2022

how do I change my name???
Real (real)
Basic information
Type: deranged psychopath
Gender: Male
Health: 150
Speed: 90%
Native language: English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Pyro
Favourite maps: 2Fort
Favourite weapons: Ham Shank, Sandvich
Favourite hats: Seared Sorcerer, Pip-Boy
Contact information


Welcome to my page. It’s a bit small, I know.

About Me

I started playing Team Fortress 2 in February 2021, so I'm relatively new to the game. The community is amazing, the game is spectacular, and I have never once witnessed a major update. Recently, however, things have started to turn up, and more and more people are trying to get Valve to do their stuff, so maybe some day I’ll see the next update. Anyway, I play the dude with fire most of the time, but find myself frequently switching between classes, sometimes I’ll play Demo or Engie.

I try to edit things on this wiki as frequently as possible, but frankly I have no idea what I’m doing, so I usually end up just making small grammar changes. Oh, but one time, I uploaded an image. That was pretty awesome.

Handpicked User Boxes

HeavyAnnoyed.PNG This user says, "Correcting your grammar is a full-time job, now."
Taunt Box Trot.png This user knows how to make User Boxes!
Tf medic heal callers.png EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Superfan.png This user wears hats in real life while playing Team Fortress 2!
User Foxbite hatter.png This user suffers from a crippling addiction to hats.
Leaderboard class engineer.png This user likes a lot of Engineers on their team.
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
User Bojjob Sad Grey Eyed Scout.png This user just wants to witness an update.
BLU Aperture Labs Hard Hat Classified.png This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat.
Backpack Pip-Boy.png This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.
Backpack Ham Shank.png This user is going ham.
Point and Shoot.png This user is completely capable of conjuring fireballs.
RED Texas Toast.png This user prefers to buy virtual cosmetic items of little to no use instead of investing in upgrading their toaster PC.
Sandvich.png This user eats far too many sandviches.
P Do not want.png This user hates graded items.
Deltarune Ralsei.png The power of fluffy boys shines within this user!
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Medicava.jpg This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan.
User Garbage.jpeg This User Page Is Garbage!
User kinect spycrab.jpg This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.
User DrScaphandre Team Valor Logo.png This user is a member of Team Valor.