User:Benjamuffin

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Dalokohs, itʻs delicious! — Benjamoose

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Howdy, Iʻm Benjamoose. I'm a regular here at the Wiki, so feel free to get to know me and ask me for help!

I'm not 100% sure where I am taking this Userpage (content-wise) as of now, but I hope that if you are just stopping by out of curiosity, that you will find something useful from here and take something new away with you.

I (and a friend) created The Dalokohs Bar for Team Fortress 2. I also own a server, called "The Dalokohs Club". You can find the IP, forums and other information at the site.

Wiki Task List
My Portal 2 Wiki Userpage

My Saxxy Awards Entries

That Crazy Heavy - Best Original Soundtrack

Rage of the Soldiers - Best 30 Second Trailer

Moments at TDC - "Zeeky Stab" - Best Mid-air Murder

Bombgineer Nukes... - Funniest Replay

Some Basic Guidelines!

• 1) Maturity

Regardless of how you carry yourself in reality, do NOT document swear words or vulgar language in your edit summary or anywhere on the wiki that could be considered an "official spot". This is a place to bring out whatever maturity you have. When being social, fine, but when on the wiki, keep it bottled up please. It makes us look bad.

Example Edit Summary:

GOOD - "Uploaded with a better pose."

BAD - "Needed to upload a new one, I fucked up, he looks like he is wanking off"

Note: The above "BAD" example, is surprisingly a real example taken from an image upload summary.

• 2) Help Page

It may seem a lot to go through, and it may seem like you can get away with not looking at this, but if you have NEVER made edits to a Wiki before, please, please, click the "help" link in the top left, it contains a lot of guidelines on what is, and is not acceptable, and it would help a lot of the moderators and question solvers, from babysitting you, if you read that first.

• 3) Sign Your Posts

This is said time and time again to new users, it is also written inside the edit page. SIGN YOUR POSTS. Otherwise, someone has to find out who edited that message into the page, and add an unsigned post message. It is simple, just put four tilde symbols in. For most users, the tilde will be to the left of the number one, in the top left of your keyboard. It looks like this ~. If all else fails, copy and paste mine four times!

• 4) Should I edit this?

Rule number one to help you decide; If you are ever unsure about an edit, DON'T GO THROUGH WITH IT! If you are unsure, than chances are it is something that could be taken as good or bad, so get on the IRC and ask someone first.

Personal Tips

Tip No. 1 When cutting an image out from a HLMV screenshot. Don't just remove the white, and assume it has gone. After removing it, place a layer beneath the image of solid black. This will help show all the areas you have missed, and will also show if you have caused the image to have white holes in it. I see this entirely too often.

Awesome Items & Wikichievements

Self-Made Dalokohs Bar
Level 50 Lunch Box

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Bloody Merry Spread happiness on your journey throughout the Team Fortress Wiki.	WindPower	Wikichievement unlocked! Cool guy to have around. Singing epic songs, being huggy, being a muffin, being a huggy muffin. Also, being Benjamuffin.

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Show Me Your War Face! Create a damn fine user page.	Stevoisiak	Wikichievement unlocked! Cleanly laid out, easy to read, and is actually interesting. Deserves this award for his Demopan article alone.

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Lagg Pleaser Successfully infiltrate and improve one of Lagg's most carefully monitored pages or avoid irritating him in one life.	Lagg	Wikichievement unlocked! and that reason is that I just now remembered to make this..

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Oilin' the Cogs Participate heavily in the Team Fortress Wiki community.	The Noble Scout	Wikichievement unlocked! Not only on the wiki, but in the TF Community too!

Random TF2 Wiki Page of the Week

• Episode 1 - PDA
• Episode 2 - First Contribute! Update/Contribution Page
• Episode 3 - Heavy Update
• Episode 4 - Madame Dixie
• Episode 5 - Flare Gun
• Episode 6 - Disguise Kit
• Episode 7 - Engineer Achievements
• Episode 8 - Pile o' Gifts
• Episode 9 - EMP Grenade
• Episode 10 - Companion Cube Pin

User boxes

Team Fortress Wiki

This user is a proud member of The Society for Underperforming Citizens to Klimb the Echelons of Rank (SUCKER)	This user was featured in Benjamuffin's song: "Christmas At the Wiki"!	This user eats far too much chocolate.
This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user owns a Wiki Cap.

Team Fortress 2

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is a Backstabber!	This user is Benjamoose, the almighty distributor of Wiki joy.
This user is an honored Community contributor.	This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.

Dynamic

This user prefers to use OPTF2 over other backpack viewing sites.

This user owns 45 hats! (Probably 44 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

Gaming

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user likes Half-Life 2.
This user enjoys Portal.	This user owns The Orange Box.

Computer

This user's computer has Intel inside.

There's a Mac at this user's home.

Making a Stand

This user crafted his RIFT set.

"Putting me in a userbox? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'..."