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| en = While [[Saxton Hale]] and [[NPCs#Margret|Margret]] are beating panthers to death, [[NPCs#Charles Darling|Charles Darling]] kidnaps the panthers Hale and Margret were punching to put them in his new animal dungeon. | | en = While [[Saxton Hale]] and [[NPCs#Margret|Margret]] are beating panthers to death, [[NPCs#Charles Darling|Charles Darling]] kidnaps the panthers Hale and Margret were punching to put them in his new animal dungeon. | ||
| − | | de = | + | | de = Während [[Saxton Hale/de|Saxton Hale]] und [[NPCs/de#Margret|Margret]] Panther zu Tode prügeln, entführt [[NPCs/de#Charles Darling|Charles Darling]] die Panther, um sie in sein Tierverlies zu stecken. |
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| en = Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket. | | en = Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket. | ||
| − | | de = | + | | de = Die Beerdigung Rogers, dem Mann von Margret, findet statt. Eine gigantische Schnappschildkröte greift an und wird prompt von Saxton Hale mit dessen Anzugjacke erwürgt. |
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| − | | en = After Grey Mann kills Redmond and Blutarch Mann and leaves the room, the brothers arise from their bodies as ghosts, or spirits. They immediately begin fighting over who was killed | + | | en = After Grey Mann kills Redmond and Blutarch Mann and leaves the room, the brothers arise from their bodies as ghosts, or spirits. They immediately begin fighting over who was killed last, and therefore who won the Gravel War. The brothers visit the Soldier at Castle Merasmus for advice, who tells them that neither of them is dead until they "cross over into the next world". Both Redmond and Blutarch leave to go to separate pay phones to call their previous employees from life. Blutarch calls Miriam and Redmond calls Phyllis, both telling them to go to the Alamo's new location and retrieve their bodies, to have the mercenaries deliver the bodies of the other brother to ''Hell''. |
| − | | de = | + | | de = Nachdem Grey Mann Redmond und Blutarch Mann getötet hatte, steigen die Seelen oder Geister von diesen auf. Sie beginnen sofort, sich darum zu streiten, wer als Letzter umgebracht wurde und damit den Kieskrieg gewonnen hatte. Die Brüder, auf der Suche nach Rat, besuchen im Schloss von Merasmus den Soldier, der ihnen sagt, dass keiner von beiden tot ist, solange sie noch nicht den Schritt in die nächste Welt getan haben. Redmond und Blutarch gehen zu verschiedenen Telefonzellen und rufen ihre ehemaligen Angestellten an. Blutarch ruft Miriam an und Redmond Phyllis. Beiden wird gesagt, dass sie ihre Körper zur neuen Alamo bewegen sollen, wo die Söldner die Leichname der Brüder in die ''Hölle'' befördern sollen. |
| ru = После того, как Грей Манн убивает своих братьев Рэдмонда и Блутарха, то они сразу же превращаются в призраков и начинают спорить кого убили первым и кто таки выиграл Войну За Гравий. За советом они идут к солдату в замок Маразмуса, который говорит им, что никто из них пока что не умер, пока они не пересекли "черту". Братья идут к телефонам, где Блутарх звонит Мириям, а Рэдмонд Филлис, при этом каждый сообщает им местоположение своего тела и задание наёмникам отправить тело другого брата прямиком в ''Ад''. | | ru = После того, как Грей Манн убивает своих братьев Рэдмонда и Блутарха, то они сразу же превращаются в призраков и начинают спорить кого убили первым и кто таки выиграл Войну За Гравий. За советом они идут к солдату в замок Маразмуса, который говорит им, что никто из них пока что не умер, пока они не пересекли "черту". Братья идут к телефонам, где Блутарх звонит Мириям, а Рэдмонд Филлис, при этом каждый сообщает им местоположение своего тела и задание наёмникам отправить тело другого брата прямиком в ''Ад''. | ||
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| en = Saxton Hale is released from the Millhaven Ultra Prison for Dangerous Men after successfully burning down half of Charles Darling's zoo and is picked up by Margret, an old friend of his, and tells her he was originally there to ask Charles Darling for help in getting Mann Co. back from Gray Mann. Margret then takes Hale to her boss' office who turns out to be Charles Darling. | | en = Saxton Hale is released from the Millhaven Ultra Prison for Dangerous Men after successfully burning down half of Charles Darling's zoo and is picked up by Margret, an old friend of his, and tells her he was originally there to ask Charles Darling for help in getting Mann Co. back from Gray Mann. Margret then takes Hale to her boss' office who turns out to be Charles Darling. | ||
| − | | de = | + | | de = Saxton Hale wird aus dem Milhaven Ultra-Gefängnis für Gefährliche Männer entlassen, nachdem er erfolgreich die Hälfte von Charles Darlings Zoo niedergebrannt hatte und wird von Margret, einer alten Freunsin, mitgenommen. Er erzählt ihr, dass er eigentlich da war, um Charles Darling um Hilfe für die Verteidigung von Mann Co. gegen Grey Mann zu bitten. Margret bringt ihn zu ihrem Chef: Charles Darling. |
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| en = While Miss Pauling and Pyro are at the Teufort Library, Soldier and Demoman try and free Scout and Spy from their trial. Unfortunately, Scout began telling the court about how Soldier was never actually in the army. Soldier, completely enraged, objects, kills the town Counselor and reveals to the town who he and Demoman are, and are promptly arrested and added to trial. At the gallows, it is revealed that Spy, Scout, Soldier and Demoman aren't actually on trial for any murders and destruction they did commit, but for acts of civil mismanagement that Mike the Mayor did to Teufort. Miss Pauling arrives from the library just in time to save scout from being hung and reveals to the town that the Mercs couldn't have done any of their accused crimes because the political power to do so, but are all things a mayor could do, and also tells the town that a mayor can't hang people and saves Scout, Spy, Soldier and Demoman. | | en = While Miss Pauling and Pyro are at the Teufort Library, Soldier and Demoman try and free Scout and Spy from their trial. Unfortunately, Scout began telling the court about how Soldier was never actually in the army. Soldier, completely enraged, objects, kills the town Counselor and reveals to the town who he and Demoman are, and are promptly arrested and added to trial. At the gallows, it is revealed that Spy, Scout, Soldier and Demoman aren't actually on trial for any murders and destruction they did commit, but for acts of civil mismanagement that Mike the Mayor did to Teufort. Miss Pauling arrives from the library just in time to save scout from being hung and reveals to the town that the Mercs couldn't have done any of their accused crimes because the political power to do so, but are all things a mayor could do, and also tells the town that a mayor can't hang people and saves Scout, Spy, Soldier and Demoman. | ||
| − | | de = | + | | de = Während Miss Pauling und der Pyro in der Bibliothek von Teufort bleiben, versuchen der Soldier und der Demoman, den Scout und den Spy von deren Gerichtsverfahren zu befreien. Allerdings beginnt der Scout dem Gericht zu erzählen, dass der Soldier nie jemals in einer Armee gewesen wäre. Der Soldier, völlig außer sich, tötet den städtischen Ratgeber und offenbart der Stadt, wer er und der Demoman wirklich sind. Damit werden beide ebenfalls verhaftet und zu dem Gerichtsverfahren gestellt. Am Galgen wird enthüllt, dass der Spy, Scout, Soldier und Demoman nicht wegen Morde und Zerstörung angeklagt sind, sondern wegen Wirtschaftsfehlsteuerung, die der Bürgermeister Mike der Stadt Teufort angetan hat. Miss Pauling erreicht die Hinrichtung gerade noch rechtzeitig, um zu verhindern, dass der Scout erhängt wird und zeigt, dass die Söldner keins der Verbrechen begangen haben können, da sie einige Sachen nicht können, die der Bürgermeister kann. Außerdem kann ein Bürgermeister niemanden erhängen lassen und so befreit dieser den Spy, Scout, Soldier und Demoman. |
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| en = The lease for Teufort's Federal Pedophile Sanctuary expires. | | en = The lease for Teufort's Federal Pedophile Sanctuary expires. | ||
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Revision as of 21:49, 7 December 2013
| Legend |
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| Important event |
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| 17th Century | ||
| 1680 | Members of the Degroot family begin production of Degroot's Rum which the Demoman would become a fan of centuries later. | Link |
| 18th Century | ||
| 1788 - December 18th | Old Nick turns his boat around to conquer the South Pole while on a voyage to Australia. | Link |
| 1792 | Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. | Link |
| 19th Century | ||
| 1808 | The company that produces the scrumpy that the Demoman would become a fan of over a century later begins production of their product. | Link |
| 1814 - June | An editorial cartoon is published in the Gentle Manne's Monthly entitled "An Editorial Cartoon of Some Insighte" starring the editorial's mascot the Gentle Manne of Leisure along with his "Companione". | Link |
| 1822 - September 2nd | Redmond, Blutarch and Gray Mann are born. Of the three, Gray was "absconded with by that scourge of London, the Eagle". | Link |
| 1849 | Gray Mann resurfaces this year and threatens to blackmail Zepheniah Mann for all his Miracle Gravel (Australium). | Link |
| 1850 | The last will and testament of Zepheniah Mann is written and enacted. | Link |
| 1850 | Australia becomes the world's most advanced country. | Link, Link |
| 1857 | Abraham Lincoln invents stairs, replacing rocket jumping. | Link |
| 1861 - August 21th | Redmond and Blutarch Mann sell their gravel mine to Barnabas Hale for 5 cents. Hale then turns it into a coal mine promising jobs for the surrounding region. | Link |
| 1862 - August 5th | Scientists in Australia "nervously assure the world" that there is "No gold after all..." Gold prospectors turn gaze to Canada. | Link, Link |
| 1865 | Abraham Lincoln holds his Second Inaugural Address stating, "I say this to you with unvarnished factualism of plain talk: I love Arena Mode." | Link |
| 1865 - April 20th | The War Department publishes a wanted poster for John "Tower of Hats" Booth for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. | Link |
| 1869 | Shiny's Bullion is established. | Link |
| 1880 | Emily begins her search for Australium. | Link |
| 1890 | Blutarch Mann commissions Radigan Conagher to build a life extending machine. | Link |
| 1890 | Emily requests Conagher to build a life extending machine for Redmond Mann as well. | Link |
| 1890 | Biggs starts producing steel rods. | Link |
| Unknown year - April 14th | Radigan Conagher finishes a life extending machine for an undisclosed party (Probably Gray Mann) | Link |
| 1894 - July 17th | Radigan Conagher finishes building a life extending machine for Blutarch Mann. | Link |
| 1894 - August 3rd | Radigan Conagher finishes another life extending machine for Redmond Mann as well. | Link |
| 1895 - January 25th | "Hills Discovered!" The Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper runs a story about Australia stating "Mysterious new geographic lumps confound men of Australian science." | Link |
| 1895 - March 6th | "War, Mate!" Two months later, the king of Australia declares war on hills stating "There will be time to study these so-called hills after they are dead." | Link |
| 1895 - April 5th | "King Conquers Hill!" It is reported by the Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper that the "Coward Mound Surrendered Without a Fight." | Link |
| 20th Century | ||
| 1900 - January 23rd | "Mann Co. invents 'ro-bot'." It is revealed by an Australian newspaper that Mann Co., an Australian weapons giant, has invented the "robot". In the article, Mann Co. officials attempt to assure public concerns over their 'ro-bot' by stating that "These automatons will only be used for violence." On a minor note, a poll shows that "Robin" is the most popular Australian girl's name. | Link |
| 1900 | Australia tries to colonize space by this time. They seem to have failed. | Link |
| 1901 | Newell and Sons debuts a "turnless" board game - Teams and Fortresses 2 - with explosive "real-time" gameplay. | Link |
| 1907 - June 15th | Mann Co. wins safest workplace in Badlands. | Link |
| 1910 - January 24th | Mann Co. wins their bid to be the sole munitions supplier to Reliable Excavation and Demolition and Builder's League United mercenaries. | Link |
| 1915 - August 13th | A mineshaft collapses on top of Bilious Hale and his employees, but Bilious Hale punches his way out saving himself and his living employees. 14 die from cave-in and punch-related injuries. | Link |
| 1921 | Franklin D. Roosevelt loses both of his legs while rocket jumping. As a result, he perfects the modern staircase. | Link |
| 1921 | Bilious Hale, eager to re-ignite the nation's waning interest in coal, introduced the steam-powered hat at the Paris World Fashion Expo. | Link |
| 1922 - March 13th | Bilious Hale permanently halts production of all coal-powered weapons. | Link |
| 1922 - March 13th | Mann Co. shuts down their duel coal mine and munitions factory as 50 years of operation but preserves it as a museum of Mann Co. history. | Link |
| 1923 | Red Shed beers are distilled in Tougaloo. | Link |
| 1932 | American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to the same mixture as the first set of batteries, creating Bonk! Cola. | Link |
| 1937 | Redstone Cargo is established. | Link |
| 1939 - September 1st | World War II begins. Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War II, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. | Link |
| 1941 - September | The Heavy's father, a counter-revolutionary, is killed. The Heavy and his family are deported to a North Siberian gulag. | Link |
| 1941 - December | The North Siberian gulag burns to the ground with all its guards tortured to death and all prisoners, including the Heavy and his family, escape. | Link |
| 1945 - September 2nd | World War II ends. | |
| 1949 | The Soldier ends his Nazi killing spree in Poland upon hearing that World War II had already ended in 1945. | Link |
| 1957 | While Saxton Hale and Margret are beating panthers to death, Charles Darling kidnaps the panthers Hale and Margret were punching to put them in his new animal dungeon. | [[1]] |
| 1959 | Primaprime comes out with a series of instructional films. | Link |
| Early 1960's | Saxton Hale's Barbershop Action debuts in the U.S. It is followed by ancillary titles Saxton Hale's Barbershop Romance and Haircut Horrors Starring Saxton Hale's Ghost. | Link |
| 1961 | Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales first arrives on newsstands. | Link |
| 1962 | Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl debuts in the U.S. | Link |
| 1962 | Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket. | [[2]] |
| 1963 | Only four items are being produced for the elderly: hats, meat, caskets, and Saxton Hale's Mildly Thrilling Tales. Saxton Hale Visits His Mother Monthly and Soothing Stories of Familiar Things soon follow. | Link |
| 1964 - March | The first, and possibly only, issue of Saxton Hale's Mail Storm is published. | Link |
| 1965 | The Engineer creates several mechanical contraptions, including the Sentry Gun, while under contract with TF Industries. | Link |
| 1968 | Boy's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale comes under fire from the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. Pressured by the Senate, Mann Co. changes the title to Girl's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale. | Link |
| 1968 - June | The Gravel War - the main setting for Team Fortress 2. | Link |
| 1969 - August | Saxton Hale firebombs Woodstock from a helicopter due to a longtime feud with hippies. | Link |
| 1971 | Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl ends publication. | Link |
| 1971 - 1 day | Gray Mann assassinates Redmond and Blutarch Mann to gain control of their respective corporations. This also marks the end of The Gravel War. | Link |
| 1971 - that evening/night | After Grey Mann kills Redmond and Blutarch Mann and leaves the room, the brothers arise from their bodies as ghosts, or spirits. They immediately begin fighting over who was killed last, and therefore who won the Gravel War. The brothers visit the Soldier at Castle Merasmus for advice, who tells them that neither of them is dead until they "cross over into the next world". Both Redmond and Blutarch leave to go to separate pay phones to call their previous employees from life. Blutarch calls Miriam and Redmond calls Phyllis, both telling them to go to the Alamo's new location and retrieve their bodies, to have the mercenaries deliver the bodies of the other brother to Hell. | Link |
| 1971 - next day | Saxton Hale, catching wind of Gray Mann's plans to gain control of Mann Co., re-hires both RED and BLU unemployed mercenary teams to protect his company and kill robots without pay. | Link |
| 1971 - October 29th | Merasmus the Magician attends WizardCon MCLVI as a guest speaker, giving a two-hour talk titled "Living with a Non-Wizard". | Link |
| 1971 - October 30th | Merasmus returns from WizardCon to find that the RED Soldier, now a park ranger, has let his castle be overrun by raccoons and turned into a raccoon sanctuary. Being evicted from his own home as a result, and soldier gaining ownership of his castle, Merasmus snaps and transforms into a powerful ghost version of himself, vowing to kill everyone the Soldier cares about. | Link |
| 1971 - December | In the midst of the Robot War, the RED team and Miss Pauling discuss where Gray Mann's army are going to attack next. Soldier reveals that he was able to infiltrate Gray Gravel Co. and learn their battle plans while wearing a cardboard robot costume the day before. Miss Pauling orders him to make more, and her, the Soldier and the Heavy do the same a week later, witnessing the unveiling of the Mecha-Engineer in the process. | Link |
| 1972 - March | Gray Mann surrenders to Saxton Hale and ceases all fighting and to end the Robot Wars from becoming another Gravel Wars with each side in perpetual stalemate. Instead, Gray Mann has his daughter Olivia Mann, who is now CEO of Gray Gravel Co., challenge Hale to unarmed combat to take over Mann Co. as CEO - The Mann Co. Challenge. Hale, unwilling to fight a child, appoints one of his butlers, Mr. Bidwell, to fight Olivia, however, when he refuses to fight her, Hale unwittingly fires him and thus gives up CEO rights to Olivia. Olivia then transfers CEO rights to her father Gray Mann, who then proceeds to fire the mercs. | Link |
| 1972 - March | Administrator, hearing the news of Gray Mann gaining control of Mann Co., goes into hiding and orders her assistant Miss Pauling to do the same. | Link |
| 1972 - March | RED Spy prepares to leave Teufort upon Gray Mann taking control of Mann Co. and the Administrator going missing and informs RED Scout to do the same. Scout, who had recently broken both his arms, asks Spy to drive him to the Teufort Bank where he is keeping all his savings from mercing for Redmond Mann and Mann Co. Spy refuses at first but begrudgingly accepts to take Scout after Scout brings up disappointing his mom. After arriving, it turns out that Scout had been "investing" all his mercing money on 12 cubic yards of Tom Jones memorabilia in order to sell it all when he dies, however, Mike, the mayor of Teufort, has them arrested for destruction of Teufort. | Link |
| 1972 - September 6th | Soldier murders Tom Jones in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus ends up in jail with three other prisoners, one named T-Bone. | Link |
| 1972 - September 6th - 7th | Miss Pauling, under orders from Administrator, begins to reassemble the Mercs back together again starting with Soldier, who has become an illegal celebrity tour guide, then moving to Pyro, who has become the CEO of Frontier Engineering, and Demoman who has remained unemployed since he was fired by Gray. They then make a plan to take a flight to Siberia to pick up Heavy and then Australia for Sniper and then fly back to the US to get Engineer, Medic, Scout and Spy, until they read the newspaper. | Link |
| 1972 - September 7th | Spy and Scout, who were arrested 5 months prior, are set to have a trial in the City of Teufort and be hanged for their crimes. | Link |
| 1972 - September 7th | Saxton Hale is released from the Millhaven Ultra Prison for Dangerous Men after successfully burning down half of Charles Darling's zoo and is picked up by Margret, an old friend of his, and tells her he was originally there to ask Charles Darling for help in getting Mann Co. back from Gray Mann. Margret then takes Hale to her boss' office who turns out to be Charles Darling. | Link |
| 1972 - September 7th | While Miss Pauling and Pyro are at the Teufort Library, Soldier and Demoman try and free Scout and Spy from their trial. Unfortunately, Scout began telling the court about how Soldier was never actually in the army. Soldier, completely enraged, objects, kills the town Counselor and reveals to the town who he and Demoman are, and are promptly arrested and added to trial. At the gallows, it is revealed that Spy, Scout, Soldier and Demoman aren't actually on trial for any murders and destruction they did commit, but for acts of civil mismanagement that Mike the Mayor did to Teufort. Miss Pauling arrives from the library just in time to save scout from being hung and reveals to the town that the Mercs couldn't have done any of their accused crimes because the political power to do so, but are all things a mayor could do, and also tells the town that a mayor can't hang people and saves Scout, Spy, Soldier and Demoman. | Link |
| 2012 | The lease for Teufort's Federal Pedophile Sanctuary expires. | Link |
| 71st Century | ||
| 7039 | Saxton Hale's ownership rights of the Sniper's likeness expire. | Link |
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