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== Suggestion zone == | == Suggestion zone == | ||
Revision as of 12:14, 14 December 2013
“ | You just ain't doin' it right.
Click to listen
— Texaneer about valve items.
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Texaneer | |
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Basic information | |
Icon: | ![]() |
Type: | Multiprupose |
Health: | 125 /![]() 150 / ![]() |
Speed: | "As fast as I can" |
Texaneer is a BLU engineer who likes to make some stuff. He's (not) known from making (not so good) gmod videos and playing only in trade_ maps. Except making stuff he likes also Fallout, Transformers, mechs,
Linkin Park, Coldplay, Queen and Minecraft. He also don't like colorful horse mutants(also known as ponies.) and he's sick of it because of their massive apperance and domination over TF2(but not only here. Also in Minecraft or deviantART). He represents ARC's Randomness element.
Contents
Empty Space of Nope.avi
Main Prupose of this page
It not only serves as user account but I want to show to valve how their weapons SUCKS and needs to be changed.
P.s.: Does not includes cookies.
Changes that I want them in TF2
Weapons
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Class | Weapon | Current Stats | Change Suggestion | Comments/Notes |
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I HATE THAT GUN. Really, totally not cool weapon. That's not fair that scout can get mini-crits by doing nothing. |
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This is not a weapon, it's a tool. For babies. | |
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This is a second unfair weapon before Soda Popper. This is definitely uncool weapon. But the good thing is that you can easily avoid it if you are fast enough. If someone will bitch that FG is underpowered, then tell him/her/it that I'm out of fucks to give. | |
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This will probably work. Taking half more damage from fire is too ridiculous for my standards. I wanted also to slow down user's weapon switch rate because of, you know, sandman. And if they have more health, then we should cut his healing from healers a little bit. | |
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Stop hitting yourself! | |
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Damage penalty can stay, but not fire rate. | |
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Just give a chance for soldiers who can use it and also help them to face airborne enemies like mid air scout or landing demoman. |
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It's not fair that soldier heals himself on hit. It could be ok UNLESS it's a Melee or secondary weapon. NOT primary. Btw. P.S.: The more enemies user kills, the more health will get. | |
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If this became real, put Gunboats on. Current LL is a dull weapon. Nothing but Better projectile speed, reduced self damage from rocket jumps and less damage. | |
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And Idea that came to my mind. People will like it more if we put something more to it. | |
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If Pomson suggestion is real. | |
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Again, just like Direct hit. But without random crits. | |
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Valve up screwed up a well done weapon because somewhat pussy couldn't finish off a soldier who wielded it. | |
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Why not? If it looks like pyro weapon(and it supposed to be made for him too, if you take a look at early screenshot). | |
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They should run faster for longer than 4 seconds. It could be even more better for other classes if it will last 6 seconds so you don't have to hit teammate all the time. | |
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We all know that pyro is OP. The real pyro player shouldn't spam with airblasts and should not have any goddamn chance to finish off with Flare Gun/Reserve Shooter or Axtinguisher. For short: You have made a big mistake. |
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If it says Backburner. Why still randomly crits?(Note: ariblast cost reduction would be implemented when airblast cost increase is applied) | |
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Woah, calm down pooro. Don't be such a hated combo player. I don't care about being pr0. | |
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A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH Degreaser COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler is OP as hell! It should deal less damage no matter if victim is on fire or not. | |
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Do they know that homewrecker is useless against buildings and people will use only to help engies with sappers? | |
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Making Third Degree like Fists of Steel for pyro is more logical than being a fire axe upgrade with hard to use buff. | |
![]() Demoman |
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We don't need a skin for Wee booties. We demand gunboats for demoman. |
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Dick move, Valve. | |
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Chargin Targe is also good enough... | |
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I don't see anything "unusual" in remodeled halloween eyelander | |
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It's just an eyelander, only stronger(and does not provide health and speed bonus on kill). | |
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Persian makes "Demoknight" way more annoying than usual. Just because normally it takes half time to recharge. Also player should get more health from ammo and less from Medics and Dispensers. And btw, Back Scratcher for demoman? Why not? | |
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Claidheamh Mòr like Liberty Launcher, it's a dull weapon. Nothing but extended charge distance. Player should be rewarded with restored charge so he can charge and kill players one by one. | |
![]() Heavy |
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It spins too slow, so enemy scout has chance to kill you in seconds or two(especially when uses faggy Sandman + Flying Guillotine strategy). It needs to be reduced. Not much but reduced. |
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Since Valve removed the item set bonuses, we need to give something to brass. | |
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Old one was ok, but with that change than MAYBE spins 10% faster, it still spins with the rate of minigun. | |
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Yet another dull weapon in TF2. And let's be honest, fire is weak against fire eh? So why not give him fire damage resistance while deployed? | |
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We have Ap-Sap in store. Now we have to do the same thing with this. | |
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Family Business is just an upgrade for stock Shotgun. How about that? A shotgun that gives ammo for your minigun every time you hurt? | |
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It will make it probably more useful. I don't mind tanking heavies maybe because 99.9% of heavies will simply tank with miniguns and medics with ubers. | |
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Just a little idea came to my mind. I think this will make more useful than current one. | |
![]() Engineer |
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I know that this weapon serves as "Tool weapon" prupose, but it should be buffed. Not that much, but buffed. And the self mark should affect only when you pick up a building from long range. Not from any. |
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Who needs medigun charge and cloak drain while you can drain Uber, Cloak Rage, Demoman's targe charge and Focus at once? Also, we need to cut it's damage and take random crits away. And make damage penalty to buildings shown and increase projectile speed a lil' bit. | |
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I know, Valve will never change none of these weapons on my list. I perfecly know. Even they won't fix jag which instead of 30% build speed bonus we got about 18% bonus. | |
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Medic can't just tank people and make swag with no other downsides. |
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It needs something different to make it more challenging for user and for foe. | |
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It's not so much for heavily wounded medic, even health regeneration doesn't help much(Not that bad, but not so much). If player want fully restore health, then he/she/it should "get stoned" so much till health is 100% or die from filthy F2P scout's scatter gun. | |
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Max health penalty is a too pointless downside of vita saw. If you think that my suggestion is bad. You can always tell me what you could change. | |
![]() Sniper |
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Nothing personal. I just wanted to shut up those so called "Headshot-Only-pr0-1337-Unusual-Black Bill-Sniper" players. |
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Have you ever seen a guy who's using Razorback? | |
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Short crit chance time and slow firing rate makes this weapon UP, it needs a buff. | |
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This is probably the worst weapon for sniper ever exsisted. | |
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Spy's guns should be more like "Suprise madafaka!". With exception for Ambassador. |
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Maybe reworked one will help? It's based on Diamondback .357 with explosive round upgrade. So knockback + flinch makes more sense than being a some sort of cheap Frontier Justice knockoff. | |
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Someone suggested this on steam forums. I must say, I approve his suggestion | |
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Another idea that came to my mind. It's just a cross between Kunai and Dalokohs Bar. The highest max HP has victim(Heavy, or demoman with 200 hp or more) the more health you get. |
Hats and miscs
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I don't like bills. Not because I don't have one. Just, don't, like, them. |
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![]() Misc |
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It's a reward from game purchase, isn't it? | |
![]() Soldier |
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It looks terrible as hat. |
![]() Demoman |
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Whatever |
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That makes no sense, have 2 identical hats for other classes that is not one hat. |
Tools
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Class | Tool/s | Changes | Reason |
Tools | ![]() Tools |
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Suggestion zone
My head is full of (Sometimes) good ideas. Here we can see my suggestions(Meh-LON):
Robots
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Robot | Name/Image | Weapon | Hat | Misc | Notes / Abilities |
![]() Scout |
150px Gift Robot |
![]() Festive Bat |
![]() Gifting Man From Gifting Land |
None |
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150px Major Scout |
![]() Baby Face's Blaster |
![]() Hermes |
None |
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![]() Soldier |
150px Space Marine |
![]() Righteous Bison |
None | None |
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150px Super Space Marine |
![]() Cow Mangler 5000 |
None | None |
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150px Giant Space Marine |
![]() Cow Mangler 5000 |
![]() Cross-Comm Crash Helmet |
None |
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![]() Pyro |
150px FireFighter |
![]() Detonator |
![]() Brigade Helm |
None |
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![]() Demoman |
150px Samurai Demo |
![]() Half-Zatoichi |
![]() Samur-Eye |
None |
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150px Giant Samurai |
![]() Half-Zatoichi |
![]() Samur-Eye |
![]() Menpo |
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![]() Heavy |
150px Robo-Santa |
![]() Festive Mini-gun |
![]() B.M.O.C. |
![]() All-Father |
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150px Giant Festive Deflector |
![]() Festive Deflector |
![]() U-clank-a |
![]() Merc's Muffler |
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150px Bear Force Heavy |
![]() Warrior's Spirit |
![]() Big Chief |
None |
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![]() Engineer |
150px Festive Engineer Robot |
![]() Festive Wrench |
![]() Industrial Festivizer |
None |
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![]() Medic |
150px Crit Charger |
![]() Kritzkrieg |
![]() Surgeon's Stahlhelm |
None |
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![]() Sniper |
150px Penetrator |
![]() Machina |
None | ![]() Deus Specs |
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Crates
Crates | ||
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Crate no. | Item | |
![]() No. 72 | ||
![]() Strange Minigun | ||
![]() Strange Righteous Bison | ||
![]() Strange Vita-Saw | ||
![]() Strange Part: Friends Killed (Counts number of killed players from friend list) | ||
![]() Strange Part: Disguised Spys Killed | ||
![]() Strange Part: Domination Kills | ||
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![]() No. 73 | ||
![]() Strange Ambassador | ||
![]() Strange Claidheamh Mòr | ||
![]() Strange Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | ||
![]() Strange Part: Stunned players killed | ||
![]() Strange Part: Airbourne kills | ||
![]() Strange Part: Enviromental Kills | ||
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![]() No. 80 (select reserve) | ||
![]() Strange AWPer Hand | ||
![]() Strange Scottish Handshake | ||
![]() Strange Solemn Vow | ||
![]() Strange Cloak and Dagger | ||
![]() Strange Cow Mangler 5000 |