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  | en = Claude Huggins, after founding the town of Hugginsville on the site of his wife's death and bear mauling because he was too scared to leave, was bullied into changing the name of the town to Two Farts by a band of roving bullies. Once again too scared to completely change the name, Huggins portmanteau-ed the name Two Farts into [[Teufort (City)|Teufort]].
 
  | en = Claude Huggins, after founding the town of Hugginsville on the site of his wife's death and bear mauling because he was too scared to leave, was bullied into changing the name of the town to Two Farts by a band of roving bullies. Once again too scared to completely change the name, Huggins portmanteau-ed the name Two Farts into [[Teufort (City)|Teufort]].
 
  | de = Claude Higgins gründet die Stadt Hugginsville an der Stelle, an der seine Frau von einem Bär erschlagen wurde, da er zu viel Angst hatte, sein Versteck zu verlassen. Er wird von einer Gruppe jugendlicher Schläger gezwungen, den Stadtnamen in Two Farts (''Zwei Fürze'') umzubennen. Weil er auch zu viel Angst davor hatte, den Namen zu ändern, nannte er die Stadt nun ähnlich klingend [[Teufort (City)/de|Teufort]].
 
  | de = Claude Higgins gründet die Stadt Hugginsville an der Stelle, an der seine Frau von einem Bär erschlagen wurde, da er zu viel Angst hatte, sein Versteck zu verlassen. Er wird von einer Gruppe jugendlicher Schläger gezwungen, den Stadtnamen in Two Farts (''Zwei Fürze'') umzubennen. Weil er auch zu viel Angst davor hatte, den Namen zu ändern, nannte er die Stadt nun ähnlich klingend [[Teufort (City)/de|Teufort]].
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  | en = [[Team Fortress Classic]] takes place - Redmond and Blutarch Mann hire the Classic Mercs to battle in the Gravel Wars. Bilious Hale supplies them with weapons and ammunition.
 
  | en = [[Team Fortress Classic]] takes place - Redmond and Blutarch Mann hire the Classic Mercs to battle in the Gravel Wars. Bilious Hale supplies them with weapons and ammunition.
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  | en = New Zealand is encapsulated in a dome and sunk to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
 
  | en = New Zealand is encapsulated in a dome and sunk to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
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  | en = While [[Saxton Hale]] and [[NPCs#Margret|Margret]] are beating panthers to death, [[NPCs#Charles Darling|Charles Darling]] kidnaps the panthers Hale and Margret were punching to put them in his new animal dungeon.
 
  | en = While [[Saxton Hale]] and [[NPCs#Margret|Margret]] are beating panthers to death, [[NPCs#Charles Darling|Charles Darling]] kidnaps the panthers Hale and Margret were punching to put them in his new animal dungeon.
 
  | de = Während [[Saxton Hale/de|Saxton Hale]] und [[NPCs/de#Margret|Margret]] Panther zu Tode prügeln, entführt [[NPCs/de#Charles Darling|Charles Darling]] die Panther, um sie in sein Tierverlies zu stecken.
 
  | de = Während [[Saxton Hale/de|Saxton Hale]] und [[NPCs/de#Margret|Margret]] Panther zu Tode prügeln, entführt [[NPCs/de#Charles Darling|Charles Darling]] die Panther, um sie in sein Tierverlies zu stecken.
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  | en = Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket.
 
  | en = Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket.
 
  | de = Die Beerdigung Rogers, dem Mann von Margret, findet statt. Eine gigantische Schnappschildkröte greift an und wird prompt von Saxton Hale mit dessen Anzugjacke erwürgt.
 
  | de = Die Beerdigung Rogers, dem Mann von Margret, findet statt. Eine gigantische Schnappschildkröte greift an und wird prompt von Saxton Hale mit dessen Anzugjacke erwürgt.
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  | en = Mayor Mike starts making Trevor act like an Italian Stereotype.
 
  | en = Mayor Mike starts making Trevor act like an Italian Stereotype.
 
  | de = Der Bürgermeister bringt Trevor dazu, sich wie ein stereotypischer Italiener zu verhalten
 
  | de = Der Bürgermeister bringt Trevor dazu, sich wie ein stereotypischer Italiener zu verhalten
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  | en = In Teufort, all but [[The Administrator]]'s geneology records are destroyed, apparently for no reason.
 
  | en = In Teufort, all but [[The Administrator]]'s geneology records are destroyed, apparently for no reason.
 
  | de = In Teufort sind anscheinend ohne Grund alle Stammbaumaufzeichnungen zerstört, bis auf die der [[The Administrator/de|Administratorin]].
 
  | de = In Teufort sind anscheinend ohne Grund alle Stammbaumaufzeichnungen zerstört, bis auf die der [[The Administrator/de|Administratorin]].
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  | en = The RED team [[Expiration Date|steals an intelligence briefcase from BLU]], the Engineer does experiments with teleporting bread, and the RED team must fight against a large bread monster with the help of [[Miss Pauling]].
 
  | en = The RED team [[Expiration Date|steals an intelligence briefcase from BLU]], the Engineer does experiments with teleporting bread, and the RED team must fight against a large bread monster with the help of [[Miss Pauling]].
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  | de = Nachdem Grey Mann Redmond und Blutarch Mann getötet hatte, steigen die Seelen oder Geister von diesen auf. Sie beginnen sofort, sich darum zu streiten, wer als Letzter umgebracht wurde und damit den Kieskrieg gewonnen hatte. Die Brüder, auf der Suche nach Rat, besuchen im Schloss von Merasmus den Soldier, der ihnen sagt, dass keiner von beiden tot ist, solange sie noch nicht den Schritt in die nächste Welt getan haben. Redmond und Blutarch gehen zu verschiedenen Telefonzellen und rufen ihre ehemaligen Angestellten an. Blutarch ruft Miriam an und Redmond Phyllis. Beiden wird gesagt, dass sie ihre Körper zur neuen Alamo bewegen sollen, wo die Söldner die Leichname der Brüder in die ''Hölle'' befördern sollen.
 
  | de = Nachdem Grey Mann Redmond und Blutarch Mann getötet hatte, steigen die Seelen oder Geister von diesen auf. Sie beginnen sofort, sich darum zu streiten, wer als Letzter umgebracht wurde und damit den Kieskrieg gewonnen hatte. Die Brüder, auf der Suche nach Rat, besuchen im Schloss von Merasmus den Soldier, der ihnen sagt, dass keiner von beiden tot ist, solange sie noch nicht den Schritt in die nächste Welt getan haben. Redmond und Blutarch gehen zu verschiedenen Telefonzellen und rufen ihre ehemaligen Angestellten an. Blutarch ruft Miriam an und Redmond Phyllis. Beiden wird gesagt, dass sie ihre Körper zur neuen Alamo bewegen sollen, wo die Söldner die Leichname der Brüder in die ''Hölle'' befördern sollen.
 
  | ru = После того, как Грей Манн убивает своих братьев Рэдмонда и Блутарха, то они сразу же превращаются в призраков и начинают спорить кого убили первым и кто таки выиграл Войну За Гравий. За советом они идут к солдату в замок Маразмуса, который говорит им, что никто из них пока что не умер, пока они не пересекли "черту". Братья идут к телефонам, где Блутарх звонит Мириям, а Рэдмонд Филлис, при этом каждый сообщает им местоположение своего тела и задание наёмникам отправить тело другого брата прямиком в ''Ад''.
 
  | ru = После того, как Грей Манн убивает своих братьев Рэдмонда и Блутарха, то они сразу же превращаются в призраков и начинают спорить кого убили первым и кто таки выиграл Войну За Гравий. За советом они идут к солдату в замок Маразмуса, который говорит им, что никто из них пока что не умер, пока они не пересекли "черту". Братья идут к телефонам, где Блутарх звонит Мириям, а Рэдмонд Филлис, при этом каждый сообщает им местоположение своего тела и задание наёмникам отправить тело другого брата прямиком в ''Ад''.
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  | de = Gray Mann ergibt sich Saxton Hale und beendet das ganze Kämpfen und den Roboter-Krieg, der wie der Kieskrieg in einem ewigen Unentschieden endete. Stattdessen fordert die Tochter von Gray Mann, [[NPCs/de#Olivia Mann|Olivia Mann]], die CEO von Gray Gravel Co. ist, Saxton Hale zum waffenlosen Duell heraus, um die Kontrolle über Mann Co. zu übernehmen. Hale will gegen keine Kinder kämpfen und bittet einen seiner Assistenten, [[NPCs/de#Mr. Bidwell|Mr. Bidwell]], das für ihn zu erledigen. Dieser verweigert das und wird darauf von Hale gefeuert, der seine CO-Rechte an Olivia vergibt. Olivia vergibt die CEO-Rechte wiederum an Gray Mann, der kurz darauf die Söldner feuert.
 
  | de = Gray Mann ergibt sich Saxton Hale und beendet das ganze Kämpfen und den Roboter-Krieg, der wie der Kieskrieg in einem ewigen Unentschieden endete. Stattdessen fordert die Tochter von Gray Mann, [[NPCs/de#Olivia Mann|Olivia Mann]], die CEO von Gray Gravel Co. ist, Saxton Hale zum waffenlosen Duell heraus, um die Kontrolle über Mann Co. zu übernehmen. Hale will gegen keine Kinder kämpfen und bittet einen seiner Assistenten, [[NPCs/de#Mr. Bidwell|Mr. Bidwell]], das für ihn zu erledigen. Dieser verweigert das und wird darauf von Hale gefeuert, der seine CO-Rechte an Olivia vergibt. Olivia vergibt die CEO-Rechte wiederum an Gray Mann, der kurz darauf die Söldner feuert.
 
  | ru = Грей Манн сдаётся Сакстону Хэйлу и приостанавливает Войну Роботов до того, как она снова превратится в Войну За Гравий, которой нет конца и начала. Вместо этого дочь Грея [[NPCs/ru#Оливия Манн|Оливия]], после победы над Сакстоном Хэйлом она стала генеральным директором Манн Ко., используя правило компании относительно перенесения полномочий по владению Манн.Ко., а именно, за счет победы в рукопашном бою. Хэйл, отказываясь драться из-за её возраста заставил драться своего дворецкого - Мистера Бидвелла, но он тоже отказался вступать в бой, опять таки ссылаясь на её возраст, из-за чего, в свою очередь, У Хэйла не оставалось выбора кроме как передать права на владение компании Оливии. Оливия же передаёт права своему отцу, который приказывает уволить наёмников.  
 
  | ru = Грей Манн сдаётся Сакстону Хэйлу и приостанавливает Войну Роботов до того, как она снова превратится в Войну За Гравий, которой нет конца и начала. Вместо этого дочь Грея [[NPCs/ru#Оливия Манн|Оливия]], после победы над Сакстоном Хэйлом она стала генеральным директором Манн Ко., используя правило компании относительно перенесения полномочий по владению Манн.Ко., а именно, за счет победы в рукопашном бою. Хэйл, отказываясь драться из-за её возраста заставил драться своего дворецкого - Мистера Бидвелла, но он тоже отказался вступать в бой, опять таки ссылаясь на её возраст, из-за чего, в свою очередь, У Хэйла не оставалось выбора кроме как передать права на владение компании Оливии. Оливия же передаёт права своему отцу, который приказывает уволить наёмников.  
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  | de = Die Administratorin versteckt sich und rät Miss Pauling, dasselbe zu tun, nachdem Sie von der Übernahme von Mann Co durch Gray Mann gehört hat.
 
  | de = Die Administratorin versteckt sich und rät Miss Pauling, dasselbe zu tun, nachdem Sie von der Übernahme von Mann Co durch Gray Mann gehört hat.
 
  | ru = Администратор, услышав весть о том, что Грей Манн получил контроль над Манн Ко, уходит в подполье и приказывает её помощнице мисс Полинг сделать то же самое.
 
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  | en = RED Spy prepares to leave Teufort upon Gray Mann taking control of Mann Co. and the Administrator going missing and informs RED Scout to do the same. Scout, who had recently broken both his arms, asks Spy to drive him to the Teufort Bank where he is keeping all his savings from mercing for Redmond Mann and Mann Co. Spy refuses at first but begrudgingly accepts to take Scout after Scout brings up disappointing his mom. After arriving, it turns out that Scout had been "investing" all his mercing money on 12 cubic yards of [[NPCs#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] memorabilia in order to sell it all when he dies, however, [[NPCs#Mike|Mike]], the mayor of Teufort, has them arrested for destruction of Teufort.
 
  | en = RED Spy prepares to leave Teufort upon Gray Mann taking control of Mann Co. and the Administrator going missing and informs RED Scout to do the same. Scout, who had recently broken both his arms, asks Spy to drive him to the Teufort Bank where he is keeping all his savings from mercing for Redmond Mann and Mann Co. Spy refuses at first but begrudgingly accepts to take Scout after Scout brings up disappointing his mom. After arriving, it turns out that Scout had been "investing" all his mercing money on 12 cubic yards of [[NPCs#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] memorabilia in order to sell it all when he dies, however, [[NPCs#Mike|Mike]], the mayor of Teufort, has them arrested for destruction of Teufort.
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  | en = Soldier murders [[NPCs#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus ends up [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 in jail] with three other prisoners, one named T-Bone.
 
  | en = Soldier murders [[NPCs#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus ends up [http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=4 in jail] with three other prisoners, one named T-Bone.
 
  | de = Der Soldier ermordet [[NPCs/de#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in dessen eigenem Haus. Merasmus, der Tom Jones' Mitbewohner war, wird wütend.
 
  | de = Der Soldier ermordet [[NPCs/de#Tom Jones|Tom Jones]] in dessen eigenem Haus. Merasmus, der Tom Jones' Mitbewohner war, wird wütend.
 
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  | en = Miss Pauling, under orders from Administrator, begins to reassemble the Mercs back together again starting with Soldier, who has become an illegal celebrity tour guide, then moving to Pyro, who has become the CEO of Frontier Engineering, and Demoman who has remained unemployed since he was fired by Gray. They then make a plan to take a flight to Siberia to pick up Heavy and then Australia for Sniper and then fly back to the US to get Engineer, Medic, Scout and Spy, until they read the newspaper.
 
  | en = Miss Pauling, under orders from Administrator, begins to reassemble the Mercs back together again starting with Soldier, who has become an illegal celebrity tour guide, then moving to Pyro, who has become the CEO of Frontier Engineering, and Demoman who has remained unemployed since he was fired by Gray. They then make a plan to take a flight to Siberia to pick up Heavy and then Australia for Sniper and then fly back to the US to get Engineer, Medic, Scout and Spy, until they read the newspaper.
 
  | de = Miss Pauling treibt unter der Anweisung der Administratorin die Söldner wieder zusammen, beginnend mit dem Soldier, der ein illegaler Tourenführer ist, dann der Pyro, der CEO von Frontier Engineering geworden war, und der Demoman, der nach dem Rauswurf bei Gray Mann arbeitslos war. Gemeinsam planen Sie, nach Sibirien und dann nach Australien zu fliegen, um erst den Heavy und dann den Sniper abzuholen, dann in die USA, um den Engineer, den Medic, den Scout und den Spy zu suchen, bis sie die Zeitung lesen.
 
  | de = Miss Pauling treibt unter der Anweisung der Administratorin die Söldner wieder zusammen, beginnend mit dem Soldier, der ein illegaler Tourenführer ist, dann der Pyro, der CEO von Frontier Engineering geworden war, und der Demoman, der nach dem Rauswurf bei Gray Mann arbeitslos war. Gemeinsam planen Sie, nach Sibirien und dann nach Australien zu fliegen, um erst den Heavy und dann den Sniper abzuholen, dann in die USA, um den Engineer, den Medic, den Scout und den Spy zu suchen, bis sie die Zeitung lesen.
 
  | ru = Мисс Полинг, по приказу администратора, начинает сбор Наемников снова вместе, начиная с солдата, который стал незаконным экскурсоводом для знаменитостей, потом выдвигаться к поджигателю, который стал генеральным директором Frontier Engineering, и подрывник, который так и остался безработными после увольнения из Манн Ко. Затем они составили план, по которому Мисс Полинг сначала летит в Сибирь, чтобы снова нанять Пулемётчика, потом в Австралию за снайпером, а затем обратно в США, чтобы нанять инженера, медика, разведчика и шпион, пока они читают газеты.
 
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  | de = Der Spy und der Scout sind vom Teuforty Polizeiquartier für das Zerstören der Stadt Teufort festgenommen worden. Sie werden vor Gericht gestellt und sollen gehängt werden.
 
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  | en = Saxton Hale is released from the Millhaven Ultra Prison for Dangerous Men after successfully burning down most of Charles Darling's zoo and is picked up by Margret, an old friend of his, and tells her he was originally there to ask Charles Darling for help in getting Mann Co. back from Gray Mann. Margret then takes Hale to her boss' office who turns out to be Charles Darling.
 
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  | en = Soldier and Demoman try to free Scout and Spy from their trial. Unfortunately, Scout began telling the court about how Soldier was never actually in the army. Soldier, completely enraged, objects, kills the town Counselor and reveals to the town who he and Demoman are, and are promptly arrested and added to trial. Miss Pauling and Pyro go to the Teufort Library. Pyro burns some students' textbooks as a campfire while Miss Pauling asks a librarian for genealogy records (suspiciously for The Administrator, aka Helen; her name can be seen on the file that Miss Pauling then throws into Pyro's campfire). At the gallows, it is revealed that Spy, Scout, Soldier and Demoman aren't actually on trial for any murders and destruction they did commit, but for acts of civil mismanagement that Mike the Mayor did to Teufort. Miss Pauling arrives from the library just in time to save scout from being hung and reveals to the town that the Mercs couldn't have done any of their accused crimes because they don't have the political power to do so, but are all things a mayor could do, and also tells the town that a mayor can't hang people and saves Scout, Spy, Soldier and Demoman.
 
  | de = Der Soldier und der Demoman versuchen, den Scout und den Spy von deren Gerichtsverfahren zu befreien. Allerdings beginnt der Scout dem Gericht zu erzählen, dass der Soldier nie jemals in einer Armee gewesen wäre. Der Soldier, völlig außer sich, tötet den städtischen Ratgeber und offenbart der Stadt, wer er und der Demoman wirklich sind. Damit werden beide ebenfalls verhaftet und zu dem Gerichtsverfahren gestellt. Miss Pauling und der Pyro gehen zu der Bücherei von Teufort. Der Pyro verbrennt Schulbücher, während Miss Pauling nach Stammbaum-Aufnahmen fragt. Am Ende wirft sie die einzige Kopie dieser Akte ebenfalls in das Feuer. Auf der Akte steht "Helen", der Name der Administratorin. Am Galgen wird enthüllt, dass der Spy, Scout, Soldier und Demoman nicht wegen Morde und Zerstörung angeklagt sind, sondern wegen Wirtschaftsfehlsteuerung, die der Bürgermeister Mike der Stadt Teufort angetan hat. Miss Pauling erreicht die Hinrichtung gerade noch rechtzeitig, um zu verhindern, dass der Scout erhängt wird und zeigt, dass die Söldner keins der Verbrechen begangen haben können, da sie einige Sachen nicht können, die der Bürgermeister kann. Außerdem kann ein Bürgermeister niemanden erhängen lassen und so befreit dieser den Spy, Scout, Soldier und Demoman.
 
  | de = Der Soldier und der Demoman versuchen, den Scout und den Spy von deren Gerichtsverfahren zu befreien. Allerdings beginnt der Scout dem Gericht zu erzählen, dass der Soldier nie jemals in einer Armee gewesen wäre. Der Soldier, völlig außer sich, tötet den städtischen Ratgeber und offenbart der Stadt, wer er und der Demoman wirklich sind. Damit werden beide ebenfalls verhaftet und zu dem Gerichtsverfahren gestellt. Miss Pauling und der Pyro gehen zu der Bücherei von Teufort. Der Pyro verbrennt Schulbücher, während Miss Pauling nach Stammbaum-Aufnahmen fragt. Am Ende wirft sie die einzige Kopie dieser Akte ebenfalls in das Feuer. Auf der Akte steht "Helen", der Name der Administratorin. Am Galgen wird enthüllt, dass der Spy, Scout, Soldier und Demoman nicht wegen Morde und Zerstörung angeklagt sind, sondern wegen Wirtschaftsfehlsteuerung, die der Bürgermeister Mike der Stadt Teufort angetan hat. Miss Pauling erreicht die Hinrichtung gerade noch rechtzeitig, um zu verhindern, dass der Scout erhängt wird und zeigt, dass die Söldner keins der Verbrechen begangen haben können, da sie einige Sachen nicht können, die der Bürgermeister kann. Außerdem kann ein Bürgermeister niemanden erhängen lassen und so befreit dieser den Spy, Scout, Soldier und Demoman.
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Legend
Important event
v • d • e
Date 		Event Source
17th Century
1680 Members of the Degroot family begin production of Degroot's Rum which the Demoman would become a fan of centuries later. Link
18th Century
1788 - December 18th Old Nick turns his boat around to conquer the South Pole while on a voyage to Australia. Link
1792 Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. Link
19th Century
1808 The company that produces the scrumpy that the Demoman would become a fan of over a century later begins production of their product. Link
1814 - June An editorial cartoon is published in the Gentle Manne's Monthly entitled "An Editorial Cartoon of Some Insighte" starring the editorial's mascot the Gentle Manne of Leisure along with his "Companione". Link
1822 - September 2nd Redmond, Blutarch and Gray Mann are born. Of the three, Gray was "absconded with by that scourge of London, the Eagle". Link
1847 Claude Huggins, after founding the town of Hugginsville on the site of his wife's death and bear mauling because he was too scared to leave, was bullied into changing the name of the town to Two Farts by a band of roving bullies. Once again too scared to completely change the name, Huggins portmanteau-ed the name Two Farts into Teufort. Link
1849 Gray Mann resurfaces this year and threatens to blackmail Zepheniah Mann for all his Miracle Gravel (Australium). Link
1850 The last will and testament of Zepheniah Mann is written and enacted. Link
1850 Australia becomes the world's most advanced country. Link, Link
1857 Abraham Lincoln invents stairs, replacing rocket jumping. Link
1861 - August 21th Redmond and Blutarch Mann sell their gravel mine to Barnabas Hale for 5 cents. Hale then turns it into a coal mine promising jobs for the surrounding region. Link
1862 - August 5th Scientists in Australia "nervously assure the world" that there is "No gold after all..." Gold prospectors turn gaze to Canada. Link, Link
1865 Abraham Lincoln holds his Second Inaugural Address stating, "I say this to you with unvarnished factualism of plain talk: I love Arena Mode." Link
1865 - April 20th The War Department publishes a wanted poster for John "Tower of Hats" Booth for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Link
1869 Shiny's Bullion is established. Link
1880 Emily begins her search for Australium. Link
1890 Blutarch Mann commissions Radigan Conagher to build a life extending machine. Link
1890 Emily requests Conagher to build a life extending machine for Redmond Mann as well. Link
1890 Biggs starts producing steel rods. Link
1894 - July 17th Radigan Conagher finishes building a life extending machine for Blutarch Mann. Link
1894 - August 3rd Radigan Conagher finishes another life extending machine for Redmond Mann as well. Link
Unknown year - April 14th Radigan Conagher finishes a third life extending machine (for an undisclosed party). Link
1895 - January 25th "Hills Discovered!" The Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper runs a story about Australia stating "Mysterious new geographic lumps confound men of Australian science." Link
1895 - March 6th "War, Mate!" Two months later, the king of Australia declares war on hills stating "There will be time to study these so-called hills after they are dead." Link
1895 - April 5th "King Conquers Hill!" It is reported by the Here's Some News, Mate! newspaper that the "Coward Mound Surrendered Without a Fight." Link
20th Century
1900 - January 23rd "Mann Co. invents 'ro-bot'." It is revealed by an Australian newspaper that Mann Co., an Australian weapons giant, has invented the "robot". In the article, Mann Co. officials attempt to assure public concerns over their 'ro-bot' by stating that "These automatons will only be used for violence." On a minor note, a poll shows that "Robin" is the most popular Australian girl's name. Link
1900 Australia tries to colonize space by this time. They seem to have failed. Link
1901 Newell and Sons debuts a "turnless" board game - Teams and Fortresses 2 - with explosive "real-time" gameplay. Link
1907 - June 15th Mann Co. wins safest workplace in Badlands. Link
1910 - January 24th Mann Co. wins their bid to be the sole munitions supplier to Reliable Excavation and Demolition and Builder's League United mercenaries. Link
1915 - August 13th A mineshaft collapses on top of Bilious Hale and his employees, but Bilious Hale punches his way out saving himself and his living employees. 14 die from cave-in and punch-related injuries. Link
1921 Franklin D. Roosevelt loses both of his legs while rocket jumping. As a result, he perfects the modern staircase. Link
1921 Bilious Hale, eager to re-ignite the nation's waning interest in coal, introduced the steam-powered hat at the Paris World Fashion Expo. Link
1922 - March 13th Bilious Hale permanently halts production of all coal-powered weapons. Link
1922 - March 13th Mann Co. shuts down their duel coal mine and munitions factory after 50 years of operation but preserves it as a museum of Mann Co. history. Link
1923 Red Shed beers are distilled in Tougaloo. Link
1930 Team Fortress Classic takes place - Redmond and Blutarch Mann hire the Classic Mercs to battle in the Gravel Wars. Bilious Hale supplies them with weapons and ammunition. Link
1932 American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to the same mixture as the first set of batteries, creating Bonk! Cola. Link
1932 New Zealand is encapsulated in a dome and sunk to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Link
1937 Redstone Cargo is established. Link
1939 - September 1st World War II begins. Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War II, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. Link
1941 - September The Heavy's father, a counter-revolutionary, is killed. The Heavy and his family are deported to a North Siberian gulag. Link
1941 - December The North Siberian gulag burns to the ground with all its guards tortured to death and all prisoners, including the Heavy and his family, escape. Link
1945 - September 2nd World War II ends.
1949 The Soldier ends his Nazi killing spree in Poland upon hearing that World War II had already ended in 1945. Link
1957 While Saxton Hale and Margret are beating panthers to death, Charles Darling kidnaps the panthers Hale and Margret were punching to put them in his new animal dungeon. Link
1959 Primaprime comes out with a series of instructional films. Link
Early 1960s Saxton Hale's Barbershop Action debuts in the U.S. It is followed by ancillary titles Saxton Hale's Barbershop Romance and Haircut Horrors Starring Saxton Hale's Ghost. Link
1961 Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales first arrives on newsstands. Link
1962 Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl debuts in the U.S. Link
1962 Margret's husband Roger's funeral is held. A giant snapping turtle attacks and Saxton Hale promptly strangles it with his suit jacket. Link
1962 Mayor Mike starts making Trevor act like an Italian Stereotype. Link
1963 Only four items are being produced for the elderly: hats, meat, caskets, and Saxton Hale's Mildly Thrilling Tales. Saxton Hale Visits His Mother Monthly and Soothing Stories of Familiar Things soon follow. Link
1964 - March The first, and possibly only, issue of Saxton Hale's Mail Storm is published. Link
1965 The Engineer creates several mechanical contraptions, including the Sentry Gun, while under contract with TF Industries. Link
1968 Boy's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale comes under fire from the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. Pressured by the Senate, Mann Co. changes the title to Girl's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale. Link
1968 - June The Gravel War - the main setting for Team Fortress 2. Link
1969 - August Saxton Hale firebombs Woodstock from a helicopter due to a longtime feud with hippies. Link
1971 In Teufort, all but The Administrator's geneology records are destroyed, apparently for no reason. Link
1971 Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl ends publication. Link
1971 The RED team steals an intelligence briefcase from BLU, the Engineer does experiments with teleporting bread, and the RED team must fight against a large bread monster with the help of Miss Pauling. Link
1971 - 1 day Gray Mann assassinates Redmond and Blutarch Mann to gain control of their respective corporations. This also marks the end of The Gravel War. Link
1971 - that evening/night After Gray Mann kills Redmond and Blutarch Mann and leaves the room, the brothers arise from their bodies as ghosts, or spirits. They immediately begin fighting over who was killed last, and therefore who won the Gravel War. The brothers visit the Soldier at Castle Merasmus for advice, who tells them that neither of them is dead until they "cross over into the next world". Both Redmond and Blutarch leave to go to separate pay phones to call their previous employees from life. Blutarch calls Miriam and Redmond calls Phyllis, both telling them to go to the Alamo's new location and retrieve their bodies, to have the mercenaries deliver the bodies of the other brother to Hell. Link
1971 - next day Saxton Hale, catching wind of Gray Mann's plans to gain control of Mann Co., re-hires both RED and BLU unemployed mercenary teams to protect his company and kill robots without pay. Link
1971 - October 29th Merasmus the Magician attends WizardCon MCLVI as a guest speaker, giving a two-hour talk titled "Living with a Non-Wizard". Link
1971 - October 30th Merasmus returns from WizardCon to find that the RED Soldier, now a park ranger, has let his castle be overrun by raccoons and turned into a raccoon sanctuary. Being evicted from his own home as a result, and soldier gaining ownership of his castle, Merasmus snaps and transforms into a powerful ghost version of himself, vowing to kill everyone the Soldier cares about. Link
1971 - December In the midst of the Robot War, the RED team and Miss Pauling discuss where Gray Mann's army is going to attack next. Soldier reveals that he was able to infiltrate Gray Gravel Co. and learn their battle plans while wearing a cardboard robot costume the day before. Miss Pauling orders him to make more costumes; and she, Soldier, and Heavy infiltrate together a week later, witnessing the unveiling of the Mecha-Engineer in the process. Link
1972 - March To keep the Robot Wars from becoming another Gravel Wars with each side in perpetual stalemate, Gray Mann surrenders to Saxton Hale, ceasing all fighting. Then, invoking the Mann Co. Challenge, Gray Mann has his daughter Olivia Mann, who is now CEO of Gray Gravel Co., challenge Hale to unarmed combat to take over Mann Co. as CEO. Unwilling to fight a child, Hale promotes one of his assistants, Mr. Bidwell to CEO to fight Olivia. However, when Mr. Bidwell refuses to fight her, Hale unwittingly fires him and thus gives up CEO rights to Olivia. Olivia then transfers CEO rights to her father Gray Mann, who then proceeds to fire the mercs. Link
1972 - March Administrator, hearing the news of Gray Mann gaining control of Mann Co., goes into hiding and orders her assistant Miss Pauling to do the same. Link
1972 - March RED Spy prepares to leave Teufort upon Gray Mann taking control of Mann Co. and the Administrator going missing and informs RED Scout to do the same. Scout, who had recently broken both his arms, asks Spy to drive him to the Teufort Bank where he is keeping all his savings from mercing for Redmond Mann and Mann Co. Spy refuses at first but begrudgingly accepts to take Scout after Scout brings up disappointing his mom. After arriving, it turns out that Scout had been "investing" all his mercing money on 12 cubic yards of Tom Jones memorabilia in order to sell it all when he dies, however, Mike, the mayor of Teufort, has them arrested for destruction of Teufort. Link
1972 - September 6th Soldier murders Tom Jones in his own home. Merasmus, who was Tom Jones' roommate, gets charged for the murder. Merasmus ends up in jail with three other prisoners, one named T-Bone. Link
1972 - September 6th - 7th Miss Pauling, under orders from Administrator, begins to reassemble the Mercs back together again starting with Soldier, who has become an illegal celebrity tour guide, then moving to Pyro, who has become the CEO of Frontier Engineering, and Demoman who has remained unemployed since he was fired by Gray. They then make a plan to take a flight to Siberia to pick up Heavy and then Australia for Sniper and then fly back to the US to get Engineer, Medic, Scout and Spy, until they read the newspaper. Link
1972 - September 7th Spy and Scout, who were arrested 5 months prior, are set to have a trial in the City of Teufort and be hanged for their crimes. Link
1972 - September 7th Saxton Hale is released from the Millhaven Ultra Prison for Dangerous Men after successfully burning down most of Charles Darling's zoo and is picked up by Margret, an old friend of his, and tells her he was originally there to ask Charles Darling for help in getting Mann Co. back from Gray Mann. Margret then takes Hale to her boss' office who turns out to be Charles Darling. Link
1972 - September 7th Soldier and Demoman try to free Scout and Spy from their trial. Unfortunately, Scout began telling the court about how Soldier was never actually in the army. Soldier, completely enraged, objects, kills the town Counselor and reveals to the town who he and Demoman are, and are promptly arrested and added to trial. Miss Pauling and Pyro go to the Teufort Library. Pyro burns some students' textbooks as a campfire while Miss Pauling asks a librarian for genealogy records (suspiciously for The Administrator, aka Helen; her name can be seen on the file that Miss Pauling then throws into Pyro's campfire). At the gallows, it is revealed that Spy, Scout, Soldier and Demoman aren't actually on trial for any murders and destruction they did commit, but for acts of civil mismanagement that Mike the Mayor did to Teufort. Miss Pauling arrives from the library just in time to save scout from being hung and reveals to the town that the Mercs couldn't have done any of their accused crimes because they don't have the political power to do so, but are all things a mayor could do, and also tells the town that a mayor can't hang people and saves Scout, Spy, Soldier and Demoman. Link
1972 - September 8th After freeing the four mercenaries, Spy, Demoman, and Miss Pauling go to Australia to search for Sniper while Scout, Soldier, and Pyro search for Heavy in Siberia. While dealing with the cold, Soldier slowly goes insane with hunger cravings and hallucinations, even having a conversation with "Christopher, the Communist Mountain". Pyro and Scout find Amelia Earhart's wrecked plane, where Scout wears a hot dog suit to warm himself. However, Amelia Earhart had a very great sweet tooth and her plane was stockpiled with honey, which nearby bears are drawn to. Soldier then proceeds to eat the honey, with Pyro and Scout following him. However, they only get through 3 jars of honey and the bears eventually come over to the plane. Scout gets smacked by one of the bears, but thankfully survives as the hot dog suit is filled with Amelia Earhart's bones. Scout tries fighting back, but her bones are so brittle that they could be compared to egg shells. Soldier, being nude and covered in honey, successfully kills a bear by snapping its neck. Pyro is told by Smoulders the bear that fires are nobody's friend, which launches Pyro into a killing frenzy, though they are calmed down by Soldier when Soldier tells them that they're launching bone shards. After the battle, Heavy shows up to inform the group that they had only fought the babies and that the mother bear is enraged now. Scout slowly bleeds out and falls unconscious while Soldier and Pyro watch Heavy defeat the bear. Later, the group head back home to Heavy's family, where Scout recovers and Soldier finally eats. Scout asks Heavy to join the team again, but he declines stating that he has obligations to protect his family after an incident in a gulag. However, Heavy's family tells him that people have tried to hurt them in the past, though they tortured them and are now able to protect themselves. Heavy first asks if it pays well, if it's dangerous, and if there's evil men that he will face, but soon joins the team again. Link
1972 - September 9th Spy, Demoman, and Miss Pauling arrive in Australia. Scout reports that Heavy rejoined the team to Miss Pauling by phone. The Team Fortress Classic team is sent by Gray Mann to hunt the rebuilding Team Fortress 2 team. Link
1978 School in Teufort starts after being cancelled for 6 years. Link
21st Century
2022 The lease for Teufort's Federal Pedophile Sanctuary expires. Link
71st Century
7039 Saxton Hale's ownership rights of the Sniper's likeness expire. Link
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