Saxton Hale responses

The content on this page is for the custom SourceMod Team Fortress 2 plugin VS Saxton Hale Mode, and the voices were made by Dreux Ferrano. The following sound files are in no way official, and should not be used elsewhere on official content pages. It should, however, be noted that most of these responses are directly quoted from the official Team Fortress 2 comics.

Round Start/End Responses

Upon Round Start

"Fine! I'll beat them to death with my bare hands!" "I'll buy your team out with my damn bare hands!" "I'll endanger you like I've endangered hundreds of other animals!" "The name's Saxton Hale! Australian, C.E.O. of MANN Co. and the man who's gonna burn this place to the ground!" "We're going to need some ambulances. Let's go kill some hippies!" "Lets get this over with, there's a white shark waiting for me in my office!" "WELCOME TO DA TUTORIAL LEVEL!" "What's the matter, girls? Don't you wanna live FOREVER?" "You just interrupted my breakfast steak. A crime you'll pay for with your lives!" "PATCHOULI OIL..., ENTITLEMENT..., POSTER BOARD GLUE..., SMOOTH HANDS... HIIPPIIIIIIEEEESSS!!!"

Saxton Hale Wins

"Um... They were all hippies right?" "My job is done, you're finished."

Saxton Hale Loses

"Nooo!" (1) "Nooo!" (2) "Saxton... Hale..."

Gameplay Responses

Taunt Rage

"Argh!" "Saxton Hale!" (1) "Saxton Hale!" (2) "Stop, right there!"

Jumping

"Brave jump!" "Up!" "HIGHER!" "Screw gravity!"

Upon One Player Remaining

"Fight like a MANN!" "Give up or face Australian justice!" "I cut my way out of primate hell!" "Oh, I'm gonna beat the living hell out of him!" "You picked a fight with the wrong man." "It's just you, me, and my bare hands." "Reader, if you thought the first two pages of my comic contained too much bare-knuckled excitement, then get ready to have your eyes break from widening in surprise and your comic-holding hands fall off your very arms when you get a look at the rest of the action-packed ish, starring me!"

Kill Responses

Killing 3 enemies in 10 seconds

"<laughter>" "Smash!" "There there, have an Eagle." "You are a dead man!" "You're dead, get over it." "Maybe you should buy a better weapon at Mann Co.?" "You just got signed by Saxton Hale's FIST!"

Killing a Scout

"You may be fast, but you can't outrun my fists!"

Killing a Pyro

"You fight like a woman!"

25px  Killing a Demoman

"Taste the explosive power of my fists!"

Killing a Heavy

"Are you really the strongest man in your team?"

Killing a Engineer

"Your metal toys are no match for me!" "You're not so smart cowboy!" "Reading books don't win you fights! FISTS DO!" "Less building, more FIGHTING!"

Killing a Medic

"Real men fight! They don't heal."

Killing a Sniper

"Jumping like a kangaroo won't help you!" "You may be Australian, but you're not even half the man I am!"

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• "Take that you sneaky bastard!"
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• "I eat spycrabs for breakfast, right after my steak!"

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• "PROPERTY DAMAGE!"

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After Saxton gets backstabbed

"Feels like a razor!" "Was that pain or just a hippie on my back?" "<short chuckle> ... That tickles!" "Time to swat that mosquito!"