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This page is an informal list of all cosmetic items in Team Fortress 2 that can be proven to exist canonically.
 
  
== What defines a "canon" cosmetic? ==
 
Generally speaking, this is a list of cosmetics that appear in external Team Fortress 2 media ([[Movies]], [[Comics]], etc) outside of the game itself. I don't trust the game itself as a canonical source here, given how many cosmetics that have been added are anachronistic (ex. [[Boston Boom-Bringer]]), included as crossover promotions for other games (ex. [[Bill's Hat]]), and/or are unrealistic (ex. [[Defragmenting Hard Hat 17%]]). That's not to say that any of these cosmetics are '''bad,''' but I still thought it would be a neat thought experiment to see just how many can be proven to exist in the world of TF2 outside of the game itself.
 
 
== The list ==
 
'''NOTE:''' This list is a work-in-progress. Not only is it likely that there's at least a handful of items I've missed, but I also haven't finished moving the items I ''have'' found to this page. If there's an item you want to suggest adding, please feel free to mention it, as well as where specifically it appears, on this article's talk page.
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;"
 
 
! class="header" | Class
 
! class="header" | Cosmetic
 
! class="header" | First Appearance
 
! class="header" | Details
 
|-
 
! width = "90px" rowspan = "10" | {{class link|Scout}}
 
| {{Table icon|Big Elfin Deal}}
 
| rowspan = "2" | [[A Smissmas Story|A Smissmas Story (Comic)]]
 
| rowspan = "2" |  Worn by Scout from page 5 onwards, when performing community service as a mall Santa elf.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Bootie Time}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Bonk Helm}}
 
| rowspan = "4" | [[Expiration Date|Expiration Date (Video)]]
 
| Briefly seen being worn by Scout at 7:45, during the date-training montage.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Pomade Prince}}
 
| rowspan = "3" | Worn by Scout from 9:31 onwards, as part of his outfit for the "date" with [[Miss Pauling]].
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Paisley Pro}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Argyle Ace}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Hunter in Darkness}}
 
| rowspan = "4" | [[Jungle Inferno (Video)]]
 
| rowspan = "3" | Worn by a [[RED]] Scout from 3:50 to 3:52.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Transparent Trousers}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Forest Footwear}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Aloha Apparel}}
 
| Worn by a [[BLU]] Scout from 3:52 to 3:54.
 
|-
 
! width = "90px" rowspan = "11" | {{class link|Soldier}}
 
| {{Table icon|Idiot Box}}
 
| rowspan = "3" | [[Bombinomicon (comic)|Bombinomicon (Comic)]]
 
| rowspan = "3" | Worn by Soldier as a Halloween costume on pages 2 and 9. Also appears in [[Shadow Boxers]] as Soldier, Heavy, and Miss Pauling's robot disguises from page 17 onwards.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Steel Pipes}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Shoestring Budget}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|B.M.O.C.}}
 
| rowspan = "3" | A Smismass Story (Comic)
 
| rowspan = "3" | Worn by Soldier from page 6 onwards, when perfomring community service as a mall Santa. Soldier removes the All-Father on page 6 in preparation for punching some kid's dad in the face.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|All-Father}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Ornament Armament}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Lieutenant Bites}}
 
| [[Doom-Mates|Doom-Mates (Comic)]]
 
| One of Soldier's pet raccoons. The raccoons as a whole first appear on page 5, while Lieutenant Bites is first mentioned by name on page 8.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Shellmet}}
 
| rowspan = "4" | Jungle Inferno (Video)
 
| rowspan = "2" | Worn by Soldier from 0:05 to 3:38.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Sharp Chest Pain}}
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Attack Packs}}
 
| Worn by a RED Soldier seen from 3:45 to 3:47, alongside a Shellmet.
 
|-
 
| {{Table icon|Bananades}}
 
| Worn by a BLU Soldier seen briefly at 3:48.
 
|}
 

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