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I’m Real, not Fake. And I do grammar things and have a crippling addiction to [[Genuine|those funky green hats]]. I’m relatively new and I’m trying to teach myself the ways of the wiki. You could say I’m on a journey to be the best editor (like that’ll happen)! I’ve played TF2 for about a year now, since February 2021, and I’m a bit of a noob… and that’s why I main [[Pyro|Pyro]] and
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{{User infobox
[[Engineer|Engie]]. It’s a bit sad, when you think about it…
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| title = The Traveler
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=== fact ===
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| type =  
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| gender = Male
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| health = 150
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| speed = 90%
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| language = English
  
[[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]] is the best hat in the game. You cannot change my mind.
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| favmap = [[2Fort|2Fort]]
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| favclass = [[Pyro|Pyro]]
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| favweap = [[Ham Shank|Ham Shank]], [[Sandvich|Sandvich]]
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| favhat = [[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]], [[Pip-Boy|Pip-Boy]]}}
  
== my crappy selection of user boxes ==
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Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda. I
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== The Undeniable Truths of the Universe ==
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* [[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]] is the best hat in the game. You cannot change my mind.
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* Everyone here on the wiki is a cool person.
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* [[w:Toaster|My Laptop]]’s frame rate is bad enough that I can’t even rocket jump correctly.
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* Pybros are the best and most respectable subclass.
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* ''' QUANDALE DINGLE SPOTTED IN MY RECTUM (gone wrong)'''
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* I cannot count how many times I’ve [[w:Portal 2|picked up a game, played it once, and never touched it again.]]
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== ''Rap God'' by Eminem but I fixed it :) ==
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“ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes)
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“this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up)
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“he is bonkers sad face”
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I’m being a rap god
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Everyone in a car is yes nodding
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that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you
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robot
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i am saying bad words sad face
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rayman legends went to canada
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“I have a gun, fabulous man,
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Prepare to die”
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Lyrics
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Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here
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Oh no one more thing is the one thing
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The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going.
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Am I a rab goth
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Robot
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Why be a King Richard when jesus
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== Handpicked User Boxes ==
  
 
{{User Heavy correcting}} {{User Box Nerd}} {{User Excuse Me}} {{User hatwearer}} {{User Hat Addict}}
 
{{User Heavy correcting}} {{User Box Nerd}} {{User Excuse Me}} {{User hatwearer}} {{User Hat Addict}}
{{User Team Nest}} {{User Pyro}} {{User Wants Update}} {{User Classified}} {{User Pip-Boy}} {{User Horsemann Headtaker}} {{User Ham Shank}} {{User Wizard}} {{User Toaster Forever}} {{User Sandvich addict}} {{User Grades}} {{User Deltarune Ralsei}} {{User American}}
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{{User Team Nest}} {{User Pyro}} {{User Wants Update}} {{User Classified}} {{User Pip-Boy}} {{User Horsemann Headtaker}} {{User Ham Shank}} {{User Wizard}} {{User Toaster Forever}} {{User Sandvich addict}} {{User Grades}} {{User Deltarune Ralsei}} {{User American}} {{User Maniacal Plan}} {{User Page Garbage}} {{User Kinect spycrab}} {{User Team Valor}}

Revision as of 21:09, 11 April 2022

The Traveler
[[File:|300px|alt=Real (real)|link=]]
Basic information
Gender: Male
Health: 150
Speed: 90%
Native language: English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Pyro
Favourite maps: 2Fort
Favourite weapons: Ham Shank, Sandvich
Favourite hats: Seared Sorcerer, Pip-Boy
Contact information


Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda. I

The Undeniable Truths of the Universe

Rap God by Eminem but I fixed it :)

“ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes)

“this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up)

“he is bonkers sad face”


I’m being a rap god

Everyone in a car is yes nodding

that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you

robot


i am saying bad words sad face

rayman legends went to canada

“I have a gun, fabulous man,

Prepare to die”

Lyrics


Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here

Oh no one more thing is the one thing

The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going.


Am I a rab goth Robot Why be a King Richard when jesus

Handpicked User Boxes

HeavyAnnoyed.PNG This user says, "Correcting your grammar is a full-time job, now."
Taunt Box Trot.png This user knows how to make User Boxes!
Tf medic heal callers.png EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Superfan.png This user wears hats in real life while playing Team Fortress 2!
User Foxbite hatter.png This user suffers from a crippling addiction to hats.
Leaderboard class engineer.png This user likes a lot of Engineers on their team.
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
User Bojjob Sad Grey Eyed Scout.png This user just wants to witness an update.
BLU Aperture Labs Hard Hat Classified.png This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat.
Backpack Pip-Boy.png This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.
Backpack Ham Shank.png This user is going ham.
Point and Shoot.png This user is completely capable of conjuring fireballs.
RED Texas Toast.png This user prefers to buy virtual cosmetic items of little to no use instead of investing in upgrading their toaster PC.
Sandvich.png This user eats far too many sandviches.
P Do not want.png This user hates graded items.
Deltarune Ralsei.png The power of fluffy boys shines within this user!
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Medicava.jpg This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan.
User Garbage.jpeg This User Page Is Garbage!
User kinect spycrab.jpg This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.
User DrScaphandre Team Valor Logo.png This user is a member of Team Valor.