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− | + | | title = The Traveler | |
+ | | infoboxcolour = #A50F79 | ||
+ | | image = | ||
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+ | | icon = | ||
− | === | + | | type = |
+ | | gender = Male | ||
+ | | health = 150 | ||
+ | | speed = 90% | ||
+ | | language = English | ||
− | [[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]] | + | | favmap = [[2Fort|2Fort]] |
+ | | favclass = [[Pyro|Pyro]] | ||
+ | | favweap = [[Ham Shank|Ham Shank]], [[Sandvich|Sandvich]] | ||
+ | | favhat = [[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]], [[Pip-Boy|Pip-Boy]]}} | ||
− | == my | + | Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda. I |
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+ | == The Undeniable Truths of the Universe == | ||
+ | * [[Seared Sorcerer|Seared Sorcerer]] is the best hat in the game. You cannot change my mind. | ||
+ | * Everyone here on the wiki is a cool person. | ||
+ | * [[w:Toaster|My Laptop]]’s frame rate is bad enough that I can’t even rocket jump correctly. | ||
+ | * Pybros are the best and most respectable subclass. | ||
+ | * ''' QUANDALE DINGLE SPOTTED IN MY RECTUM (gone wrong)''' | ||
+ | * I cannot count how many times I’ve [[w:Portal 2|picked up a game, played it once, and never touched it again.]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | == ''Rap God'' by Eminem but I fixed it :) == | ||
+ | |||
+ | “ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes) | ||
+ | |||
+ | “this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up) | ||
+ | |||
+ | “he is bonkers sad face” | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | I’m being a rap god | ||
+ | |||
+ | Everyone in a car is yes nodding | ||
+ | |||
+ | that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you | ||
+ | |||
+ | robot | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | i am saying bad words sad face | ||
+ | |||
+ | rayman legends went to canada | ||
+ | |||
+ | “I have a gun, fabulous man, | ||
+ | |||
+ | Prepare to die” | ||
+ | |||
+ | Lyrics | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh no one more thing is the one thing | ||
+ | |||
+ | The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | Am I a rab goth | ||
+ | Robot | ||
+ | Why be a King Richard when jesus | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Handpicked User Boxes == | ||
{{User Heavy correcting}} {{User Box Nerd}} {{User Excuse Me}} {{User hatwearer}} {{User Hat Addict}} | {{User Heavy correcting}} {{User Box Nerd}} {{User Excuse Me}} {{User hatwearer}} {{User Hat Addict}} | ||
− | {{User Team Nest}} {{User Pyro}} {{User Wants Update}} {{User Classified}} {{User Pip-Boy}} {{User Horsemann Headtaker}} {{User Ham Shank}} {{User Wizard}} {{User Toaster Forever}} {{User Sandvich addict}} {{User Grades}} {{User Deltarune Ralsei}} {{User American}} | + | {{User Team Nest}} {{User Pyro}} {{User Wants Update}} {{User Classified}} {{User Pip-Boy}} {{User Horsemann Headtaker}} {{User Ham Shank}} {{User Wizard}} {{User Toaster Forever}} {{User Sandvich addict}} {{User Grades}} {{User Deltarune Ralsei}} {{User American}} {{User Maniacal Plan}} {{User Page Garbage}} {{User Kinect spycrab}} {{User Team Valor}} |
Revision as of 21:09, 11 April 2022
The Traveler | |
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Basic information | |
Gender: | Male |
Health: | 150 |
Speed: | 90% |
Native language: | English |
Team Fortress 2 | |
Favourite classes: | Pyro |
Favourite maps: | 2Fort |
Favourite weapons: | Ham Shank, Sandvich |
Favourite hats: | Seared Sorcerer, Pip-Boy |
Contact information |
Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda. I
The Undeniable Truths of the Universe
- Seared Sorcerer is the best hat in the game. You cannot change my mind.
- Everyone here on the wiki is a cool person.
- My Laptop’s frame rate is bad enough that I can’t even rocket jump correctly.
- Pybros are the best and most respectable subclass.
- QUANDALE DINGLE SPOTTED IN MY RECTUM (gone wrong)
- I cannot count how many times I’ve picked up a game, played it once, and never touched it again.
Rap God by Eminem but I fixed it :)
“ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes)
“this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up)
“he is bonkers sad face”
I’m being a rap god
Everyone in a car is yes nodding
that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you
robot
i am saying bad words sad face
rayman legends went to canada
“I have a gun, fabulous man,
Prepare to die”
Lyrics
Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here
Oh no one more thing is the one thing
The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going.
Am I a rab goth
Robot
Why be a King Richard when jesus
Handpicked User Boxes
This user suffers from a crippling addiction to hats. |
This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” |
This user just wants to witness an update. |
This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat. |
This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker. |
This user is going ham. |
This user prefers to buy virtual cosmetic items of little to no use instead of investing in upgrading their toaster PC. |
This user eats far too many sandviches. |
This user hates graded items. |