User:Real (real)

The Traveler
Basic information
Gender:	Male
Health:	150
Speed:	90%
Native language:	English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Pyro
Favourite maps:	2Fort
Favourite weapons:	Ham Shank, Sandvich
Favourite hats:	Seared Sorcerer, Pip-Boy
Contact information

Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda. I

The Undeniable Truths of the Universe

• Seared Sorcerer is the best hat in the game. You cannot change my mind.
• Everyone here on the wiki is a cool person.
• My Laptop’s frame rate is bad enough that I can’t even rocket jump correctly.
• Pybros are the best and most respectable subclass.
• QUANDALE DINGLE SPOTTED IN MY RECTUM (gone wrong)
• I cannot count how many times I’ve picked up a game, played it once, and never touched it again.

Rap God by Eminem but I fixed it :)

“ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes)

“this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up)

“he is bonkers sad face”

I’m being a rap god

Everyone in a car is yes nodding

that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you

robot

i am saying bad words sad face

rayman legends went to canada

“I have a gun, fabulous man,

Prepare to die”

Lyrics

Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here

Oh no one more thing is the one thing

The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going.

Am I a rab goth Robot Why be a King Richard when jesus

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This user says, "Correcting your grammar is a full-time job, now."

This user knows how to make User Boxes!

EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

This user wears hats in real life while playing Team Fortress 2!

This user suffers from a crippling addiction to hats.

This user likes a lot of Engineers on their team.

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user just wants to witness an update.

This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat.

This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.

This user is going ham.

This user is completely capable of conjuring fireballs.

This user prefers to buy virtual cosmetic items of little to no use instead of investing in upgrading their toaster PC.

This user eats far too many sandviches.

This user hates graded items.

The power of fluffy boys shines within this user!

This user is American, pardner!

This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan.

This User Page Is Garbage!

This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.

This user is a member of Team Valor.