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== The Undeniable Truths of the Universe == | == The Undeniable Truths of the Universe == | ||
| − | * | + | * what’s up guys |
| − | * | + | * it’s quandale dingle here |
| − | + | * i have been '''arrested for multiple crimes''' | |
| − | + | * including | |
| − | * ''' | + | * battery on a police officer (😠) |
| − | * | + | * grand theft (😎) |
| + | * declaring war on italy (😤) | ||
| + | * and | ||
| + | * public indecency | ||
| + | * i will be escaping prison on | ||
| + | * March 28 | ||
| + | * after that | ||
| + | * i will take over the world | ||
== ''Rap God'' by Eminem but I fixed it :) == | == ''Rap God'' by Eminem but I fixed it :) == | ||
Revision as of 13:19, 19 April 2022
| The Reality | |
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| Basic information | |
| Gender: | Male |
| Health: | 150 |
| Speed: | 90% |
| Native language: | English |
| Team Fortress 2 | |
| Favourite classes: | Pyro |
| Favourite maps: | 2Fort |
| Favourite weapons: | Ham Shank, Sandvich |
| Favourite hats: | Seared Sorcerer, Pip-Boy |
| Contact information | |
Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda.
The Undeniable Truths of the Universe
- what’s up guys
- it’s quandale dingle here
- i have been arrested for multiple crimes
- including
- battery on a police officer (😠)
- grand theft (😎)
- declaring war on italy (😤)
- and
- public indecency
- i will be escaping prison on
- March 28
- after that
- i will take over the world
Rap God by Eminem but I fixed it :)
“ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes)
“this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up)
“he is bonkers sad face”
I’m being a rap god
Everyone in a car is yes nodding
that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you
robot
i am saying bad words sad face
rayman legends went to canada
“I have a gun, fabulous man,
Prepare to die”
Lyrics
Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here
Oh no one more thing is the one thing
The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going.
Am I a rab goth
Robot
Why be a King Richard when jesus
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