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The comic opens in the [[timeline|present day]] with the [[Engineer]] waiting for a meeting with [[Blutarch Mann]]. He is greeted by an elderly woman who tells him that Blutarch is ready to see him. They briefly talk about the painting hanging behind the Engineer, who asks to be called Dell. As they walk to his office, she enquires whether the Engineer knows of his [[Non-player characters#Radigan Conagher|grandfather's]] relationship with the Mann family, however the Engineer is unaware of any. The woman explains that many years ago, his grandfather solved a sensitive issue for Blutarch, but implies that his solution is starting to fail. She closes by saying that Blutarch will explain it all himself, and also for the Engineer not to shake his hand.  
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Loose Canon opens in the [[timeline|present day]] with the [[Engineer]] waiting for a meeting with [[Blutarch Mann]]. He is greeted by an elderly woman who tells him that Blutarch is ready to see him. They briefly talk about the painting hanging behind the Engineer, who asks to be called Dell. As they walk to his office, she inquires whether the Engineer knows of his [[Non-player characters#Radigan Conagher|grandfather's]] relationship with the Mann family, however the Engineer is unaware of any. The woman explains that many years ago, his grandfather solved a sensitive issue for Blutarch, but implies that his solution is starting to fail. She closes by saying that Blutarch will explain it all himself, and also for the Engineer not to shake his hand.  
  
The comic then cuts to 1850 to the reading of Zepheniah Mann's will. The [[Administrator]]'s grandmother, [[Non-player characters#Elizabeth|Elizabeth]], receives the rest and residue of his estate; [[Saxton Hale]]'s grandfather, [[Non-player characters#Barnabas|Barnabas]], recieves complete control of [[Mann Co.]] and something else (the narrator of the will is interupted by Barnabas fighting a cougar); and finally Blutarch and [[Redmond]] receive "partnership" in the form of an equal share of whatever land remained in Zepheniah's possession. This is due to Blutarch and Redmond spending their entire lives bickering over nothing, and so are left something of consequence over which to feud.  
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The comic then cuts to 1850 to the reading of Zepheniah Mann's will. The [[Administrator]]'s grandmother, [[Non-player characters#Elizabeth|Elizabeth]], receives the rest and residue of his estate; [[Saxton Hale]]'s grandfather, [[Non-player characters#Barnabas|Barnabas]], receives complete control of [[Mann Co.]] and something else (the narrator of the will is interrupted by Barnabas fighting a cougar); and finally Blutarch and [[Redmond]] receive "partnership" in the form of an equal share of whatever land remained in Zepheniah's possession. This is due to Blutarch and Redmond spending their entire lives bickering over nothing, and so are left something of consequence over which to feud.  
  
 
The comic then jumps 40 years to 1890, where Radigan is in a meeting with a now-aged Blutarch. Blutarch explains that he and his brother both immediately hired a team of mercenaries in order to take control of each other’s land, and because of this have been in a stalemate for 40 years. Since he could no longer take his brother's land by force, he decided to simply outlast him. However, Redmond has yet to die. Blutarch then states that he wants Radigan to build him a machine to prolong his life and outlast his brother. Radigan silently thinks for a moment before agreeing.  
 
The comic then jumps 40 years to 1890, where Radigan is in a meeting with a now-aged Blutarch. Blutarch explains that he and his brother both immediately hired a team of mercenaries in order to take control of each other’s land, and because of this have been in a stalemate for 40 years. Since he could no longer take his brother's land by force, he decided to simply outlast him. However, Redmond has yet to die. Blutarch then states that he wants Radigan to build him a machine to prolong his life and outlast his brother. Radigan silently thinks for a moment before agreeing.  
  
Sometime later, Radigan is seen entering his Tools and Munitions store where he discovers an unknown woman waiting for him. The women bears a striking resemblance to the Administrator, however when Radigan goes to enquire as to who she is, she cuts him off saying it would be quicker if he did not ask who she is or how she knows what she knows. She is aware that Radigan has agreed to build a machine to prolong Blutarch's life, and asks if it would be possible for him not to. He declines. She expects as much, but then proposes an alternative, pulling out a gold-coloured bar. She then explains as to how Australian's have outpaced the world in terms of technology for the last 40 despite being a land of savages. The element, [[Australium]], is only found in Australia, and is only found in small caches there. She states that she has spent the last 10 years collecting 100 pounds of the element, and that she will give it to Radigan in exchange for him building an additional life support machine for Redmond.  
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That evening, Radigan returns home. Unlocking the front door to his Tools and Munitions store, Radigan discovers an unknown woman waiting for him inside. Though the women bears resemblance to the Administrator, she cuts Radigan off before he can ask, claiming it would be quicker if he did not ask who she is or how she knows what she knows. She is aware that Radigan has agreed to build a machine to prolong Blutarch's life, and asks if it would be possible for him not to. Radigan declines. Expecting as much, the woman proposes an alternative: she presents Radigan with a gold ingot. The woman goes on to explain how Australians have outpaced the world in terms of technology for the last 40 years, despite being a land of savages. The element ''[[Australium]]'' is only found in small caches in Australia. She claims to have spent the last 10 years collecting 100 pounds of the element, and that she will give it all to Radigan in exchange for him building an additional life support machine for Redmond.  
 
    
 
    
 
The comic then returns to the present day meeting between Blutarch and the Engineer. Blutarch states that Redmond also built a life support machine, apparently unaware that Radigan was the one that built it. He then angrily explains that the machine has started to break down and he wants the Engineer to fix it. The Engineer then explains that while he's flattered they thought to ask him to fix it, he has no idea how the machine works, and that he would more than likely kill Blutarch if he touched it. Blutarch asks if he could fix it if had his grandfather’s blueprints, which the Engineer states he could, but that the blueprints were buried with his grandfather. Blutarch then throws the blueprints on the desk, saying that he has spent the last 60 years and a small fortune trying to decipher them to no avail. He then states that the Engineer may borrow them on one condition, but freezes midsentence. Confused, the Engineer asks if he is alright, to which Blutarch's assistant says that he's just dead. The machine then electrocutes Blutarch back to life. He grabs the Engineer and states that each day he stays dead a little bit longer, and that there is nothing on the other side. He tells him to fix the machine.  
 
The comic then returns to the present day meeting between Blutarch and the Engineer. Blutarch states that Redmond also built a life support machine, apparently unaware that Radigan was the one that built it. He then angrily explains that the machine has started to break down and he wants the Engineer to fix it. The Engineer then explains that while he's flattered they thought to ask him to fix it, he has no idea how the machine works, and that he would more than likely kill Blutarch if he touched it. Blutarch asks if he could fix it if had his grandfather’s blueprints, which the Engineer states he could, but that the blueprints were buried with his grandfather. Blutarch then throws the blueprints on the desk, saying that he has spent the last 60 years and a small fortune trying to decipher them to no avail. He then states that the Engineer may borrow them on one condition, but freezes midsentence. Confused, the Engineer asks if he is alright, to which Blutarch's assistant says that he's just dead. The machine then electrocutes Blutarch back to life. He grabs the Engineer and states that each day he stays dead a little bit longer, and that there is nothing on the other side. He tells him to fix the machine.  

Revision as of 09:33, 22 June 2011

Loose Canon
LooseCanon Titlecard.png
Comic Strip Info
Released: July 2, 2010
Number of pages: 13
Why don't you go ahead and call me Dell, ma'am. "Mister Conagher" was my grandfather's name.
The Engineer

Loose Canon is a comic that was released on July 2, 2010, three days before the announcement of the Engineer Update. It tells the story of how the initial wars between RED and BLU began, about brothers Redmond and Blutarch Mann, and the role the Engineer and his family have played throughout the generations. It also features the first marked appearance of Australium.

The comic is notable for building on the story of Zephaniah Mann, the introduction of Radigan Conagher, and being the only media thus far to feature the Engineer class without his goggles over his eyes.

Loose Canon was illustrated by makani.

Synopsis

Loose Canon opens in the present day with the Engineer waiting for a meeting with Blutarch Mann. He is greeted by an elderly woman who tells him that Blutarch is ready to see him. They briefly talk about the painting hanging behind the Engineer, who asks to be called Dell. As they walk to his office, she inquires whether the Engineer knows of his grandfather's relationship with the Mann family, however the Engineer is unaware of any. The woman explains that many years ago, his grandfather solved a sensitive issue for Blutarch, but implies that his solution is starting to fail. She closes by saying that Blutarch will explain it all himself, and also for the Engineer not to shake his hand.

The comic then cuts to 1850 to the reading of Zepheniah Mann's will. The Administrator's grandmother, Elizabeth, receives the rest and residue of his estate; Saxton Hale's grandfather, Barnabas, receives complete control of Mann Co. and something else (the narrator of the will is interrupted by Barnabas fighting a cougar); and finally Blutarch and Redmond receive "partnership" in the form of an equal share of whatever land remained in Zepheniah's possession. This is due to Blutarch and Redmond spending their entire lives bickering over nothing, and so are left something of consequence over which to feud.

The comic then jumps 40 years to 1890, where Radigan is in a meeting with a now-aged Blutarch. Blutarch explains that he and his brother both immediately hired a team of mercenaries in order to take control of each other’s land, and because of this have been in a stalemate for 40 years. Since he could no longer take his brother's land by force, he decided to simply outlast him. However, Redmond has yet to die. Blutarch then states that he wants Radigan to build him a machine to prolong his life and outlast his brother. Radigan silently thinks for a moment before agreeing.

That evening, Radigan returns home. Unlocking the front door to his Tools and Munitions store, Radigan discovers an unknown woman waiting for him inside. Though the women bears resemblance to the Administrator, she cuts Radigan off before he can ask, claiming it would be quicker if he did not ask who she is or how she knows what she knows. She is aware that Radigan has agreed to build a machine to prolong Blutarch's life, and asks if it would be possible for him not to. Radigan declines. Expecting as much, the woman proposes an alternative: she presents Radigan with a gold ingot. The woman goes on to explain how Australians have outpaced the world in terms of technology for the last 40 years, despite being a land of savages. The element Australium is only found in small caches in Australia. She claims to have spent the last 10 years collecting 100 pounds of the element, and that she will give it all to Radigan in exchange for him building an additional life support machine for Redmond.

The comic then returns to the present day meeting between Blutarch and the Engineer. Blutarch states that Redmond also built a life support machine, apparently unaware that Radigan was the one that built it. He then angrily explains that the machine has started to break down and he wants the Engineer to fix it. The Engineer then explains that while he's flattered they thought to ask him to fix it, he has no idea how the machine works, and that he would more than likely kill Blutarch if he touched it. Blutarch asks if he could fix it if had his grandfather’s blueprints, which the Engineer states he could, but that the blueprints were buried with his grandfather. Blutarch then throws the blueprints on the desk, saying that he has spent the last 60 years and a small fortune trying to decipher them to no avail. He then states that the Engineer may borrow them on one condition, but freezes midsentence. Confused, the Engineer asks if he is alright, to which Blutarch's assistant says that he's just dead. The machine then electrocutes Blutarch back to life. He grabs the Engineer and states that each day he stays dead a little bit longer, and that there is nothing on the other side. He tells him to fix the machine.

Later at the Engineers workshop as he shifts through his grandfathers' blueprints and notes, we are told by a voice over of Blutarch that the Engineer has been lent the blueprints to decipher them and learn how to fix the machine. He also states that should the Engineer find anything else of interest, it is to be brought directly to him and to not build it. The Engineer is then shown grinning after finding a file labelled "Guns: Maps of Australium Caches".

Pages

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Trivia

Page 1

  • The Engineers last name is revealed to be Conagher. This continues the tradition begun in the WAR! Comic of revealing a mercenary’s name every major comic.
  • The painter Kicasso, is based off of the painter Pablo Picasso. Pronouncing his name the same way, this creates the pun 'Kick-ass-o'.

Page 2

  • The painting is based off of Picasso's Self Portait from his Blue Period. This is a reference to the fact that Blutarch keeps everything from his home to his mercenaries color-coordinated in blue.

Page 4

  • Zephiniah Manns maidservant, Elizabeth, is revealed to be the grandmother of the Administrator.
  • This is the second time a member of the Hale family has been shown fighting a big cat whilst sitting down. The first was on the cover of a Saxton Hale comic, where Saxton Hale fights a lion while getting his hair cut. Both men remark on the creature's spirit and reference it to a spicy sauce.

Page 5

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  • The fighter on the right in the top panel is wearing Saxton Hale's signature crocodile-toothed hat.

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