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{{Quotation|'''Mann Co.''' slogan|We sell products and get in fights.}}
 
{{Quotation|'''Mann Co.''' slogan|We sell products and get in fights.}}
  
'''Mann Co.''' is a division of [[TF Industries]]. Originally founded by [[Zepheniah Mann]], Mann Co. was later given to; [[Non-player characters#Barnabas Hale|Barnabas Hale]], as stated in his last will and testament. The company is currently run by Barnabas' descendant; [[Saxton Hale]], who operates under the policy that if you aren't 100% satisfied with their product line, you can take it up with him. They also publish ''Dapper Rogue'', a catalog for the "gentleman scoundrel", of which the [[Spy]] takes interest in. The [[Administrator]] has been known to make use of Mann Co. for custom orders via [[Miss Pauling]]. They were also the subject of two Senate investigations, one in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut [[Poopy Joe]]'s capsule during takeoff and the other in relation to teaching boys aged 6-16, among other things: moral turpitude, arson, vandalism, hippie assault, tax fraud, at-home laryngectomies, car theft, gorilla slaughter, and the Heimlich Maneuver (which had just been invented and was still considered controversial).
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'''Mann Co.''' is a division of [[TF Industries]]. Originally founded by [[Zepheniah Mann]], Mann Co. was later given to [[Non-player characters#Barnabas Hale|Barnabas Hale]], as stated in his last will and testament. The company is currently run by Barnabas' descendant, [[Saxton Hale]], who operates under the policy that if you aren't 100% satisfied with their product line, you can take it up with him. They also publish ''Dapper Rogue'', a catalog for the "gentleman scoundrel", of which the [[Spy]] takes interest in. The [[Administrator]] has been known to make use of Mann Co. for custom orders via [[Miss Pauling]]. They were also the subject of two Senate investigations, one in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut [[Poopy Joe]]'s capsule during takeoff and the other in relation to teaching boys aged 6-16 moral turpitude, arson, vandalism, hippie assault, tax fraud, at-home laryngectomies, car theft, gorilla slaughter, and the Heimlich Maneuver (which had just been invented and was still considered controversial), among other things.
  
 
Mann Co. went "online" in the [[Mann-Conomy Update]] when Saxton Hale discovered the existence of the Internet after one of his employees, who was losing a fight against a gorilla during "Gorilla Wrestling Fridays", asked for his mother to be notified by email. Saxton Hale currently owns England due to the Internet, and the [[Mann Co. Store]] was created as well – a way for people to buy and sell [[hats]], [[weapons]], [[bundles]], and other [[Miscellaneous items]] with actual, real world cash.
 
Mann Co. went "online" in the [[Mann-Conomy Update]] when Saxton Hale discovered the existence of the Internet after one of his employees, who was losing a fight against a gorilla during "Gorilla Wrestling Fridays", asked for his mother to be notified by email. Saxton Hale currently owns England due to the Internet, and the [[Mann Co. Store]] was created as well – a way for people to buy and sell [[hats]], [[weapons]], [[bundles]], and other [[Miscellaneous items]] with actual, real world cash.

Revision as of 01:47, 27 February 2012


This article is about the fictional company, Mann Co.. For other uses, see Mann Co. Store and Mann-Conomy Update.
Mann Co. logo and slogan
We sell products and get in fights.
Mann Co. slogan

Mann Co. is a division of TF Industries. Originally founded by Zepheniah Mann, Mann Co. was later given to Barnabas Hale, as stated in his last will and testament. The company is currently run by Barnabas' descendant, Saxton Hale, who operates under the policy that if you aren't 100% satisfied with their product line, you can take it up with him. They also publish Dapper Rogue, a catalog for the "gentleman scoundrel", of which the Spy takes interest in. The Administrator has been known to make use of Mann Co. for custom orders via Miss Pauling. They were also the subject of two Senate investigations, one in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut Poopy Joe's capsule during takeoff and the other in relation to teaching boys aged 6-16 moral turpitude, arson, vandalism, hippie assault, tax fraud, at-home laryngectomies, car theft, gorilla slaughter, and the Heimlich Maneuver (which had just been invented and was still considered controversial), among other things.

Mann Co. went "online" in the Mann-Conomy Update when Saxton Hale discovered the existence of the Internet after one of his employees, who was losing a fight against a gorilla during "Gorilla Wrestling Fridays", asked for his mother to be notified by email. Saxton Hale currently owns England due to the Internet, and the Mann Co. Store was created as well – a way for people to buy and sell hats, weapons, bundles, and other Miscellaneous items with actual, real world cash.

In more recent times, the company served the Badlands and ran The Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. Quarterly Concern, a "compendium of broad swords, musket guns and doomsday weaponry for immediate sale" – a pamphlet of no small interest to the Soldier.

Products

Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide Brand Adjustable Spanners logo

Mann Co. is responsible for a number of products, including:

Image Product
Ambassador Ambassador
Camera Beard Camera Beard
Chargin' Targe Chargin' Targe
Cloak and Dagger "Cloak and Dagger" Spy Watch
Spytaunt05.PNG Crab-Walking Kit
Dead Ringer "Dead Ringer" Spy Watch
Direct Hit Direct Hit
Flamethrower Flamethrower Lighter
Force-A-Nature "Force-A-Nature" Double Barreled Shotgun
Googly Gazer Googly Gazer
Hat magazine.png Hat-Wearing Man magazine
How-to-Date Book.png "How-to-Date Book Series"
Jarate "Jarate - The Jar-Based Karate!" Self Defense Kit
Larate.png "Larate - The Super-Fast Karate!" Self Defense Kit
Macrofilm Suit.png Macrofilm Suit
Wrench Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide Brand Adjustable Spanners
Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates.png Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates
Portable Baccarat Detector.png Portable Baccarat Detector
Private Eye Private Eye
Razorback Razorback Hand-Crafted Tribal Shield
RO-BOT.png "Ro-bots"
Sandman Sandman
Sandvich Sandvich Edible Device
Mann Co. Logo.png "Saxton Series" comics
Silk Cape and Gloves.png Silk Cape and Gloves
Ullapool Caber Ullapool Caber
Mann Co. Logo.png Underwater Hypnopen
  • As Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co.:
Product
Broad Swords
Domesday Weaponry
Musket Gonnes
Sulphurous Cannonading Projectiles
Vial of Toxiferous Plague

Gallery

Related merchandise

Trivia

  • Mann Co. was first introduced into the Team Fortress universe on May 15, 2009 when Spy Update day 4 was released on the Team Fortress 2 Blog.
  • According to A Visual History, as well as Bidwell's Big Plan, Mann Co. products tend to break down, catch on fire (although Saxton Hale claims that that's how he knows the products are working), and melt into people's skulls.
    • Saxton Hale claims in the same comic that he makes square, unsafe products for men, at least until he finds the 'iBlewUptheMoon' item.
  • Rick, the Adventure Sphere from Portal 2 claims he has a black belt in Larate.
  • "Mann Co." also has gone by the name of "Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co." and "Mann & Sons Munitions Concerns".

See also

External links