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Revision as of 22:39, 29 October 2014 by Eggmantheheavy (talk | contribs)
Acording to saxton hale, Martex isnt real, despite being stabbed by him multiple times, hale insists that he never existed, this is possibly due to martex's otherworldly look,
| ammount of times hale was stabbed | number of fucks martex gives about mercineries | number of minutes hale spend shaking in a corner after the event |
|---|---|---|
| 50 (total) | 0 (total) | 200 (total) |
| 20 (in chest) | N/A | 100 (in lobby) |
| 30 (in face) | N/A | 100 (in office) |
--This just got signed by Doctor Martex (talk) 15:39, 29 October 2014 (PDT)
