User:Texaneer

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Texaneer
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Type:	Multiprupose
Health:	125 /185 150 /225 With gunslinger
Speed:	"As fast as I can"

Texaneer is a BLU engineer who likes to make some stuff. He's (not) known from making (not so good) gmod videos and playing only in trade_ maps. Except making stuff he likes also Fallout, Transformers, mechs, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Queen and Minecraft. He also don't like colorful horse mutants(also known as ponies.) and he's sick of it because of their massive apperance and domination over TF2(but not only here. Also in Minecraft or deviantART). He represents ARC's Randomness element.

Main Prupose of this page

It not only serves as user account but I want to show to valve how their weapons SUCKS and needs to be changed.




P.s.: Does not includes cookies.

Changes that I want them in TF2

Weapons

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Weapons
Class	Weapon	Current Stats	Change Suggestion	Comments/Notes
Multiple classes	Melee Frying Pan	~	The item is now obtainable by craft and drop  Players who already owned Frying Pan before the update and not upgraded into Strange will have in Vintage quality  Alongside with Ellis Cap, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2  It's a rare drop
Scout	Primary Soda Popper	~	Extended 'Hype' time from 8 to 10 seconds  'Hype' can be activated with any weapon except Sandman and Wrap Assassin  Needs better visual effects while 'Hype' is toggled and also footprints when activated	New Soda Popper is now more fun to use, but it's sad that 'Hype' lasts so short and can't be toggled with any weapon(except sandman and wrap assasin because they are throwing a ball on alt-fire)
	Secondary Winger	+15% damage bonus  +25% greater jump height when active  -60% clip size	No damage bonus  +25% greater jump height on wearer  -25% reduction in push force taken from damage  -20% clip size penalty	You will hate me for this rework. But hey, it would be even better if they would make a stronger pistol for scout. Winger is just a tool.
	Secondary Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	+15 max health on wearer  +50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer  -25% slower firing speed	No max health bonus  No fire damage vulnerability on wearer  No fire rate penalty  20% faster weapon switch rate  -20% clip size	This will probably work. Taking half more damage from fire is too ridiculous for my standards. By the way, this is just a tool.
	Melee Boston Basher/Three-Rune Blade	On miss: damage and bleeding to self	No self-damage and bleeding on miss  -30% slower firing speed  No random critical hits  Recipe for Three-Rune Blade: Claidheamh Mòr + 3x Refined metal	I was thinking that Boston/Rune supposed to be a "Hit-n-Run" weapon, not ubercharge building device.
Soldier	Primary Liberty Launcher	-25% blast damage from rocket jumps	No blast damage reduction from rocket jumps  +50% knockback from explosions	Blast soldiers in MvM are using Liberty Launcher. So if LL has knockback, it will help greatly in everything.
	Primary Rocket Jumper	+200% max primary ammo on wearer	+100% max primary ammo on wearer  Cannot equip in MvM	I've met one idiot who was using it against robots. Also cutting max ammo bonus by half will probably difficult a bit soldiers. Because they are not soldiers but idiots with swag.
	Secondary Buff Banner	~	+10% critical damage reistance on wearer	Idk
	Melee Escape Plan	You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons	No self mark for death while active  -50% damage penalty	Better "deal no damage at all" than die faster by self mark for death.
	Melee Disciplinary Action	Speed boost lasts 4 seconds	Speed boost lasts 6 seconds
Pyro	Primary Flamethrower/Backburner/Degreaser	~	Airblasts has 1 second recharge  Increased airblast cost from 20 to 30	We all know that pyro is OP. The real pyro player shouldn't spam with airblasts and should not have any goddamn chance to finish off with Flare Gun/Reserve Shooter or Axtinguisher. For short: You have made a big mistake.
	Primary Backburner	+150% airblast cost	+65% airblast cost  +30% airblast push force  No random critical hits	If it says Backburner. Why still randomly crits?(Note: ariblast cost reduction would be implemented when airblast cost increase is applied)
	Primary Degreaser	65% faster weapon switch time  -10% damage penalty	35% faster weapon switch time  -20% damage penalty  +25% burn duration	I know, they think that this weapon makes them more pro. But is that really necessary to run with axtinguisher while you could just take 2-3 shots from pump gun?
	Secondary Manmelter	-20% slower firing speed (hidden)	No fire rate penalty  -20% fire damage penalty  -25% burn duration	Have you seen anyone with this?
	Melee Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler	-50% damage vs. non burning targets  No critical hits vs. non burning targets	Damage formula tweak:  -25% damage penalty  No random critical hits	Why not make it like Neon annihilator?
	Melee Homewrecker/Maul	-25% damage vs. playes	No damage penalty vs. players  -25% slower firing speed  No random critical hits  Recipe for maul: Powerjack + 3x Refined metal	Do they know that homewrecker is useless against buildings and people will use only to help engies with sappers?
	Melee Third Degree	~	-30% damage taken from ranged sources while deployed  +50% damage taken from melee sources while deployed	Making Third Degree like Fists of Steel for pyro is more logical than being a fire axe upgrade with hard to use buff.
Demoman	Primary Ali Baba's Wee Booties	+25 max health on wearer	No max health bonus  -45% knockback taken from damage	~
	Primary Bootlegger	+100% increase in turning control while charging	No turn control bonus  -50% blast damage from sticky jumps	~
	Secondary Sticky Jumper	-6 max pipebombs out  +200% max secondary ammo on wearer	-5 max pipebomb out  +100% max secondary ammo on wearer  Cannot equip in MvM	Dick move, Valve.
	Secondary Splendid Screen	+70% increase in charge impact damage	+50% increase in charge impact damage  The strenght of knockback will depend on distance traveled. Will not cause knockback at all at short range.	Chargin Targe is also good enough. I know that this one is more for offense, but they are going too damn far. At least I can just burn them as pyro, not like these with chargin targes.
	Melee Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker	Unusual quality	Haunted quality  Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker can be traded	I don't see anything "unusual" in remodeled halloween eyelander
	Melee Persian Persuader	~	-1 sec decrease in charge duration	If you think that demoknights with Persian Persuaders are still demoknight, then your rocket jumping argument is invalid"
	Melee Claidheamh Mòr	-15 max health on wearer	On kill: Fully recharges targe charge  -25 max health on wearer	Claidheamh Mòr is like Liberty Launcher, it's a dull weapon. Nothing but extended charge distance. Player should be rewarded with restored charge so he can charge and kill players one by one.
Heavy	Primary Brass Beast	~	Immune to effects of knockback and stun while deployed	Since Valve removed the item set bonuses, we need to give something to brass.
	Primary Huo-Long Heater	6 ammo consumed per second while deployed	+30% fire damage resistance while deployed  Split ammo consumption:  2 ammo consumed per second while spun up  5 ammo consumed per second while firing  20% longer spin up time	Yet another dull weapon in TF2. And let's be honest, fire is weak against fire eh? So why not give him fire damage resistance while deployed?
	Secondary Robo-Sandvich	~	Can be obtained by purchasing from mann co. store  New recipe: 3x Refined metal + Sandvich	We have Ap-Sap in store. Now we have to do the same thing with this.
	Secondary Family Business	~	20% faster weapon switch rate	Family Business is just an upgrade for stock Shotgun.
	Melee Eviction Notice	~	On hit: +20 health	Just a little idea came to my mind. I think this will make more useful than current one.
Engineer	Primary Rescue Ranger	-50% max primary ammo on wearer  Self mark for death on building pick up	-25% max primary ammo on wearer  Self mark for death on ranged building pick up	I know that this weapon serves as "Tool weapon" prupose, but it should be buffed. Not that much, but buffed. And the self mark should affect only when you pick up a building from long range. Not from any.
	Primary Frontier Justice	-50% clip size	-34% clip size	Why.
	Melee Southern Hospitality	20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	No fire damage vulnerability  15% slower weapon switch rate	~
	Melee Jag	+30% faster building rate (bugged)	+25% faster building rate (Fixed and set to 25%)  No move speed penalty while hauling	I know, Valve will never change none of these weapons on my list. I perfecly know. Even they won't fix jag which instead of 30% build speed bonus we got about 18% bonus.
	Melee Gunslinger	~	No move speed penalty while hauling  Mini-sentry will destroy itself if it runs out of ammo  Mini-sentry can't be wrangled	~
Medic	Primary Blutsauger	On hit: +3 health  -2 health drained per second on wearer	No health on hit  No health drain  On hit: Mad Milk applied to target for 3 seconds  Disables natural regeneration on wearer	We didn't asked for Tank Medic.
	Primary Overdose	Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%	Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +15%  Immune to the effects of speed reduction  -25% clip size	It needs something different to make it more challenging for user and for foe.
	Secondary Kritzkrieg	Taunt heals 11 hp	Taunt heals 30 hp	It's not so much for heavily wounded medic, even health regeneration doesn't help much(Not that bad, but not so much). If player want fully restore health, then he/she/it should "get stoned" so much till health is 100% or die from filthy F2P scout's scatter gun.
	Melee Vita-Saw	On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained  -10 max health on wearer	No max health penalty  No longer retains ÜberCharge on death  On hit ally: Heals 20 HP  On hit: Bleed for 5 seconds  +25% faster firing speed  -60% damage penalty	Bioweapon anyone? The old stats should be reimplemented to new weapon with new model. Speaking of models, Vita-saw also requires a new model to look less like adam syringes from Bioshock and more like actual cross between Saw and syringe(not like Ubersaw btw).
Sniper	Primary Machina	Full charge: +15% damage bonus	Full charge: +20% damage bonus  -25% charge rate	Nothing personal. I just wanted to shut up those so called "Headshot-Only-pr0-1337-Unusual-Black Bill-Sniper" players.
	Secondary Razorback	~	Deals 15 damage both for attacker and user on backstab blocking	Have you ever seen a guy who's using Razorback?
	Secondary Cleaner's Carbine	-35% slower firing speed	-20% slower firing speed	It's still a rubbish.
Spy	Sapper Ap-Sap	~	Crafting recipe: Red-Tape Recorder + 3x Refined Metal	This is the part where I kill you.
	Melee Big Earner	-25 max health on wearer	No max health penalty  -25% slower firing speed	Someone suggested this on steam forums. I must say, I approve his suggestion
	Melee Conniver's Kunai	On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.	On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim and temporarily increase max health  Max health extension: up to 165 HP for 16 seconds  Health drain depends on class max HP.  Unable to see enemy health	Another idea that came to my mind. It's just a cross between Kunai and Dalokohs Bar. The highest max HP has victim(Heavy, or demoman with 200 hp or more) the more health you get.

P.s.: Screw your economy. It's all about the goddamn gameplay, not trading. If you reeeally want to trade, then trade cards just like in old times or spend time with your friends, I dunno, drinking beer, playing football, etc.

Suggestion zone

My head is full of (Sometimes) good ideas. Here we can see my suggestions(Meh-LON):

Robots

Robot Ideas
Robot	Name/Image	Weapon	Hat	Misc	Notes / Abilities
Scout	Giant Scout Giant, Main	Scattergun	Bolt Boy	None	2000 HP  +4 shots in clip  +50% more pellets per shot  +30% knockback resistance  Does not fire until fully reloaded  -25% damage done  -20% slower move speed
Pyro	Pyro Runner Normal, Main	Powerjack	Hottie's Hoodie	None	200 HP  +100 health restored on kill  +25% faster move speed
Demoman	Titan Demoman Normal, Main	Grenade Launcher	Black Watch	Gaelic Garb	1.9x larger in size  65,000 HP  +75% knockback resistance  Extra +90% vertical airblast resistance  +90% faster fire rate  No need to reload  Regenerates 250 HP per second  Provides 90% less rage  -60% move speed  +3 degrees random projectile deviation
	Scatter Demo Normal, Main	Loch-n-Load	Scotch Bonnet	Juggernaut Jacket	Fires 2 bombs at once  +50% faster firing speed  Does not fire until fully reloaded  +3 degrees random projectile deviation
	Super Demoknight Normal, Main	Eyelander + Chargin' Targe	Dark Falkirk Helm	None	300 HP  5 seconds of 100% critical chance on kill  +450% recharge rate  +2 seconds charge time
	Armored Demoknight Normal, Main	Scotsman's Skullcutter + Chargin' Targe	Glasgow Great Helm	Dark Age Defender	50% larger in size  900 HP  3 seconds of 100% critical chance on kill  +150% damage dealt  -30% move speed
Heavy	Heavy Slowdown-On-hit Normal, Support	Natascha	None	None	100% chance to slow target  +100% more pellets per shot  -80% damage dealt
	Heavy Titan Juggernaut	Natascha	Bunsen Brave	None	2x larger in size  80,000 HP  +75% knockback resistance  Extra +90% vertical airblast resistance  +50% damage done  +100% more pellets per shot  Regenerates 250 HP per second  Provides 90% less rage  -70% move speed
	Heavy Brawler Type 1 Normal, Main/Support	Eviction Notice	None	None	350 HP  +60% faster firing speed  +30% move speed  -40% damage dealt
	Heavy Brawler Type 2 Normal, Main	Eviction Notice	Hound Dog	None	400 HP  +60% Faster firing speed  +30% move speed  100% crit chance  -50% damage dealt
	Fast Heavy Shotgun Normal, Main	Family Business	Capo's Capper	None	+90% faster reload  +150% more pellets per shot  -67% damage dealt