| Dr. Scaphandre
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| Basic information
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Male
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America
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English
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| Team Fortress 2
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 Engineer
 Medic
 Heavy
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| Favorite maps: |
Trainsawlaser
Watergate
2Fort Invasion
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Navigation header stolen kindly donated by my good friend[1] Tark.
1. [citation needed]
Who the devil are you?
Who the devil am I? I'm Dr. Scaphandre! TF2 trader (Retired again. Fuck you Steam Trading Holds.), outer space enthusiast, proud American, and hunter of Stubs.
If there's a maintenance issue with a page, I'll be there. If a page hasn't been worked on in ages, I'll be there. If there's a translation issue, I won't be there for I only speak American.
My goals on the wiki is to:
- Clear it of all stub articles.
- Create and upload delicious 1080p screencaps.
- Give custom maps the fair and equal representation of official maps.
- Fill in brand new updates.
- Hang out with cool guys in the IRC.
- Strategize.
- Get a Wiki-Cap so I can disprove everyone who never believed I could accomplish anything.
The Community Strategy Project needs YOU maggot!
To-Dos
| Unstub all the stubs!
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 In Progress
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| Add a Locations section to every MvM map.
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 Done
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| Get all the Mannpower map pages up to snuff.
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Done
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| Build pages for Final Destination 2015.
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Done
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| Rebuild the missing custom map pages.
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 Not Started.
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| Learn how to make, license, and submit images.
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Done
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| Create a table for Skin Cases
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Done
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| Learn how to use HLMV.
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Done
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| Find a Wiki project to join and contribute to.
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Done
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| Prepare for the Invasion
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Done
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| Build and update all the missing Tournament Medal pages.
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In Progress
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| Build & update all the strategy pages.
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In Progress
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| Make Tark happy
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Baking him a chocolate pie now.
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| World Peace
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North Korea is making it really hard
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Weapon of Choice
Level 1337 Slapper
Effect: Headless Horseshoes
+50% movement speed on newer articles
+200% damage against bad trivia edits
No random critical hits
Tark's and my child
I call him spud.
Userpage Graffifi
Feel free to put anything you wish in this section. My page is your page.
I’m the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring, and then I start eating garbage!
[2015-12-18 23:42:29] <DrScaphandre> I wonder how many more jobs I can steal from Tark
BOX!
Brotherhood, Sailor Moon, and MGS V boxes created by HyperDan.
Games
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This user plays Battlefield 3.
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This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.
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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes this user wish for a nuclear winter!
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This user is nuclear!
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This user owns The Orange Box.
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This user is a member of the Brotherhood. Kane lives!
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Why did this user move here? They guess it was the weather.
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This user makes sure that they clean up their messes.
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This user plays Call of Duty 4. "Stay frosty."
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This user is a member of Team Instinct.
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TF2 Information
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This user is an employee of RED.
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This user has obtained several promotional items that are exclusively tied to achievements in other games and events.
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This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.
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This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
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This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.
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Wiki Information
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This user likes to edit articles in GIANT MAN chunks.
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This user likes to see this wiki turning green.
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This user is afraid of red links.
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This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan.
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This user says "Be polite when you edit."
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This user says "Be efficient when you edit."
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This user says "Have a plan when you edit."
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This user says "Be patient when you edit."
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This user found two of every kind of typo…herded them on to an editor…then he typed the crap out of every single one.
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Other
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This user dreams of making his own games.
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This user loves penguins so much. That's why they use Linux.
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This user is American, pardner!
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This user drinks far too much coffee.
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This user does the Dew
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This user fights evil by moonlight.
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Man this user's pretty! Do the Monkey with them! Come on!
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This user enjoys making people go insane.
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This user loves absurd humour.
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This user knows his way around Photoshop.
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This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!
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This user likes to shoot first and ask questions later!
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My babies
"Stabby stabby fun time"
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
"You're fired"
Level 10 Hat
★ Unusual Effect: Orbiting Fire
Tux
Limited Level 1-100 Mascot
Linux represent!
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"I had to play a shitty Sandvich stacking game for 20 hours to get this."
( Not Tradable )
Dream Items
Valve please make these items real and give me free Self-Made versions of them kthnxbai.
Golden Ghastly Gibus
Golden Ghastly Gibus
Limited Level 79 Hat
Imbued with an ancient power
It was said that King Midas was the first person ever to wear a gibus. It was also said that the world was flat. Good times.
( Achievement Item: Not Tradable )
Unusual Buds
Unusual Earbuds
Limited Level 1-100 Hat
Unusual Effect: Disco Beat Down
OSX represent!
Achievables!
| Tarkchievement |
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Potato Fan
Potato lover.
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Lord Tarko
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Wikichievement unlocked!
Q:Why you did this?
A:I don't know, but i did it. So take care, and welcome to the most funny place of the world!
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| Wikichievement |
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Helping Hand
Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination.
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HyperDan
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Wikichievement unlocked!
You've been an amazing guide in helping me get used to the wiki and how it works. I think you deserve this, buddy.
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| Wikichievement |
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The Trivial Inquisition
Carefully moderate new trivia additions based on the value they add to the article.
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Lawd-Tarko
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Wikichievement unlocked!
Excellent stalker, constantly checking trivia sections and such.
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I call him spud.
