社区通报员

社区通报员（Community announcers）是指在游戏中担当通报员，且并非由Valve官方创建的某些非玩家角色。

本条目中为各个社区通报员设定的译名是非官方的，仅供参考。

Watergate通报员

该角色是地图Watergate的通报员。

注：以下许多语音回应的文件带有“temp”前缀，它们应用了语音合成技术。。

一般语音

准备阶段

UFO来袭 "[Administrator] Alert! We're under attack!" [管理员]警告！我方遭到袭击！

我方正在提交酒瓶

"We are in the beam!" 我方在光束中！

敌方正在提交酒瓶

"The enemy is in the beam!" 敌方在光束中！

胜利

"[Demoman] We did it, hehah! [Scout] Aw, fellas!" [爆破手]成了，哈哈！[侦察兵]干得好，兄弟们！

失败

"[Soldier] Dammit boys. [Scout] What the hell was that crap? [Demoman] I did what I could! [Scout] This is a real frickin' embarrassment." [士兵]可恶啊，小子们。[侦察兵]那是什么鬼东西？[爆破手]我可尽力了！[侦察兵]这下糗大了。

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介绍语

"Collect beer and deposit it into the UFO beam to score points!" 收集啤酒并把它们提交到UFO光束中来获得分数！

我方即将获胜

"We have almost made the UFO totally drunk!" UFO即将被我方灌醉！

敌方即将获胜

"They almost made the UFO totally drunk!" UFO即将被敌方灌醉！

戴维·琼斯

戴维·琼斯（Davy Jones）是地图Cursed Cove的通报员，由“EmNudge”配音。

一般语音

回合开始

"Ahoy, ya filthy scallywags! All hands on deck and bring me my souls!" 喂，你们这帮臭无赖！都给我做足准备，把灵魂交上来！ "Argh! It be killin' time! Get me those souls and come aboard me ship!" 啊！这要花我不少时间！把灵魂都带我船上来！ "Aye, it be perfect weather for a bloodbath! Bring me them souls, I'll be waiting for ya on me ship." 哎，今天这天气感情好，很适合掀起一场腥风血雨！把他们的灵魂带过来，我就在这船上等着。

“飞翔的荷兰人”号抵达

"All aboard! Bring me the souls!" 都上船！把魂都给我带来！ "All aboard! It's collectin' time!" 都上船！收货时间到！ "All aboard! We are in the ship!" 都上船！我们就在这船里！

“戴维·琼斯之箱”即将关闭

"Aye, let the seas close in the locker!" 哎，把海水都放进来！ "Aye, ye time be running out! Get to the shipwreck already!" 哎，你们要没时间了！可要糟海难了！ "Aye the sea is alive! And she be closin' in!" 哎，海水又涌起来了！我得把这宝贝关上了！

“戴维·琼斯之箱”关闭

"Avast! Begone from my locker!" 够了！滚出我的地盘！ "Avast! Ye've hung around too long!" 够了！你们瞎逛个没完没了！

回合胜利

[laughter] You did good, laddies! [笑声]干得好，姑娘们！ Ha! I know it was a good plan, asking you lot for help! 哈！我就知道找你们帮忙是个好主意！

回合失败

"After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much. But that was horrendous!" 我在这苦苦等待了九年，本来也没多大指望。可你们这也太逊了！ "Argh! You're somehow worse than your competition!" 哎！跟对面比起来，你们多少差点意思！

比赛胜利

"Victorious!" (cheers) 大功告成！（欢呼音效） "Victory!" (cheers) 赢了！（欢呼音效）

比赛失败

"Yer a failure!" (boos) 你们一败涂地！（嘘声音效） "Ya failed!" (boos) 你们输了！（嘘声音效）

特殊语音

戴维·琼斯累计遭受500点伤害

"Ya can't kill me! I'm already dead!" 你们杀不了我的！我早就死人一个了！

戴维·琼斯身后的骷髅遭到摧毁

"Aaah no, my first mate!" 不是吧，我的大副！

玩家距离戴维·琼斯过近

"Get off!" 滚！ "Get away!" 闪开！ "Get away!" 一边去！

玩家闲置

"What are ye doing!" 干啥呢你！ "Don't just stand there!" 别傻愣着！

未知条件

"Merasmus had better not be hornswaggling me" 马拉莫斯可最好不是在耍我。 "It's time to get bloody!" 是时候杀个痛快了！ "Pirate fact number 27, "Harg" is a Finnish word that means "Die already"!" 海盗事实第27条，“Harg”是个芬兰语单词，意思是“死翘翘了”！ "You're all skin and bones!" 你们都瘦得皮包骨呢！ "[grunt] Who drank all my rum?" [咕哝]谁把我的朗姆酒都喝光了？

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回合开始

"Welcome to my domain!" 欢迎来到我的地盘！ "I want no parley between you all!" 我可没打算跟你们讨价还价！ "Are ye ready kids?" 准备好了吗，孩子们？

“飞翔的荷兰人”号抵达

"This man o' war is hungry!" 我的战舰可都饿坏了！ "Last one in's shark bait! Just kidding, you're all gonna die!" 最后一个过来的送去喂鲨鱼！开个玩笑而已，你们谁都都别想活！

“戴维·琼斯之箱”关闭

"Get out of my locker!" 滚出我的地盘！ "Five! Four! Uh, 37!" 五！四！呃，三十七！

回合胜利

"Yes yes yes! Their souls are mine!" 很好很好！他们的魂儿都归我了！

航天员

航天员（Astronaut）是地图Bread Space的通报员。

一般语音

回合开始

"Mission begins in 60 seconds." 六十秒后开始任务。 "Mission begins in 30 seconds." 三十秒后开始任务。 "Mission begins in 10 seconds." 十秒后开始任务。 "Five." 五。 "Four." 四。 "Three." 三。 "Two." 二。 "One." 一。 "Get to the cart!" 到战车那去！ "Get on cart!" 上战车那去！ "Defend our cart!" 防守战车！ "Prepare to attack the unidentified specimen, over!" 准备进攻未知生命体，完毕！

回合结束

"Attention! 5 minutes left in the mission! 5 minutes left in the mission, over!" 注意！任务时间还剩五分钟！任务时间还剩五分钟，完毕！ "Mission ends in 60 seconds!" 六十秒后任务终止。 "Mission ends in 30 seconds!" 三十秒后任务终止。 "Mission ends in 10 seconds!" 十秒后任务终止。 "Mission ends in t-minus 10 seconds." 任务终止倒计时，十秒。 "Nine" 九 "Eight" 八 "Seven" 七 "Six" 六 "Five" 五 "Four" 四 "Three" 三 "Two" 二 "One!" 一！

超时

"Overtime!" 超时了！ "Overtime." 超时。 "Overtime..." 超时… "It's overtime, boys." 超时了，小子们。

回合胜利

"Mission successful!" 任务完成！

回合失败

"Mission failed!" 任务失败！

目标语音

战车接近检查点，对进攻方玩家

"The package is nearing a checkpoint, over!" 包裹接近检查点，完毕！ "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!" 炸弹接近检查点！ "The payload is nearing a checkpoint." 战车接近检查点。 "The package is nearing a checkpoint!" 战车接近检查点！

战车接近检查点，对防守方玩家

"The payload is nearing a checkpoint, over." 战车接近检查点，完毕。 "The payload is nearing a checkpoint!" 战车接近检查点！ "The cart is nearing a checkpoint, over." 车辆接近检查点，完毕。 "The cart is nearing a checkpoint!" 车辆接近检查点！ "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint." 炸弹接近检查点。 "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!" 炸弹接近检查点！

战车接近最终检查点，对进攻方玩家

"The package has almost reached the final terminus!" 包裹即将运达终点站！ "The bomb has almost reached Big Mama!" 炸弹即将运达“老大妈”！ "The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" 战车即将抵达终点站！ "The payload's almost reached the final terminus!" 战车即将抵达终点站！ "The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!" 炸弹即将运达终点站！

战车接近最终检查点，对防守方玩家

"The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" 战车即将抵达终点站！ "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" 车辆即将抵达终点站！ "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" 车辆即将抵达终点站！ "The bomb has almost reached Big Mama!" 炸弹即将运达“老大妈”！ "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" 车辆即将抵达终点站！

庄稼汉

庄稼汉（Farmer）是地图农场异变（Farmageddon）的通报员，由“MegapiemanPHD ”配音。

回合开始

"Alright y'all, gotta get as much weed killer from those other guys as possible." 现在大家听好，尽你们所能，多从他们手中拿些除草剂来！ "Fight!" 开打！ "Get that weed killer!" 快去拿除草剂！ "Go on get it!" 快去拿快去拿！ "Now go, go, go!" 走吧，去去去！ "Go! Collect those jugs! 去吧！收好那些瓶瓶罐罐！

南瓜怪开启

"Quick! Get inside the pumpkin." 动作快！进那南瓜里去。 "Go drop off the weed killer, in the pit!" 快去放除草剂，那口子里！ "Hop on in there while he's got his mouth open." 趁它嘴巴张这么大，快进去。 "Get in there, poison the heart." 进去进去，进它心窝子里下毒去。

南瓜怪关闭

"He's falling back asleep." 这下他又睡着了。 "Oh, his mouth is closing!" 喔，他嘴巴要合上了！ "He's closing back up, look out!" 他要闭嘴了，留心点！ "The pumpkin's closing again." 南瓜怪又闭上了。

稻草人出现

"Watch out! He's got friends." 小心点！他可还有伴儿。 "Careful! He's summoning scarecrows." 当心了！他在召唤稻草人！ "Uh oh, here come the scarecrows!" 哦喔，稻草人又来了！ "Scarecrows!" 稻草人！

石像鬼相关

生成 "There's a Gargoyle on the map!" 地图上有个石像鬼！ "A Gargoyle has appeared!" 出现了一个石像鬼！ "Somebody find that Gargoyle before it scutters off!" 谁快去找找那个石像鬼，趁它还没溜走！ "There's a Gargoyle around here somewhere!" 这儿附近有个石像鬼！ 夺取 "You got the Gargoyle!" 石像鬼找到啦！ "Nice find with that Gargoyle." 找到石像鬼了，干得好！ "Good find there with that Gargoyle." 找到石像鬼了，真不错！ "You got it!!" 你办到了！ 消失 "The Gargoyle's gone!" 石像鬼溜走了！ "Oh you were too slow, the Gargoyle's gone!" 哎，你们慢慢吞吞的，石像鬼都没了！ "Ya missed the Gargoyle, dangnabbit!" 这个石像鬼被你们放走了，可恶啊！ "Welp, there goes the Gargoyle. Better luck next time!" 行吧行吧，石像鬼不见了，希望下次好运！

庆祝

"Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!"

回合结束

"Sixty seconds left to go!" 时间还剩六十秒！ "Thirty seconds to go!" 还剩三十秒！ "Five" 五 "Four" 四 "Three" 三 "Two" 二 "One!" 一！

回合胜利

"Y'all did it, the pumpkin's dead." 你们办到了，南瓜怪死了。 "They've killed the pumpkin! Nice job!" 他们把南瓜怪干掉了！干得好！ "Ya saved the farm!" 你们救了这片庄稼！ "Ya saved the farm." 你们救了这片庄稼。

回合失败

"The pumpkin's dead no thanks to you losers." 南瓜怪没了，但不是你们的功劳。 "Ya let them kill the pumpkin! That was our job." 咋能让他们干掉南瓜怪！那可是咱们的活儿。 "Ya done lost." 你们输了。

庄园主管

庄园主管（The Toastmaster）是地图罪恶庄园（Sinthetic）的通报员，由“MegapiemanPHD ”配音。

生成

"Madame Sinclair sends her regards." 辛克莱尔夫人向诸位致意。 "Ah, the guests have arrived!" 啊，各位客人大驾光临。 "It's been so long since the Madame has had guests." 夫人她已许久不见有客来访。 "The Madame is glad that you have accepted our invitation." 诸位赏光作客，夫人十分欢喜。 "I am the Madame's magnum opus, the epitome of magic and science." 我乃夫人的杰作，是为科学与魔法交融的典范。 "Welcome to the Sinclair estate, welcome to die." 欢迎来到辛克莱尔庄园，欢迎各位前来赴死。 "Death is only the beginning of one's unending journey." 死亡不过是无尽苦旅的开端。 "Thou canst not kill that which doth not live." 尔等无以击杀没有生命的存在。 "Fisticuffs are not permitted upon estate grounds." 庄园内禁止打架斗殴。 "Your wrongest shenanigans have disturbed her Madame's slumber." 荒妄至极，尔等这出闹剧惊扰了夫人的沉眠。

巨无霸博士与大金刚教授

巨无霸博士（Dr. Freakinhuge，红方）与大金刚教授（Professor Bigginsize，蓝方）是地图Crasher的通报员，两者均由Benjamin Rudman配音。

巨无霸博士

回合开始

"It's time my minions, my growth beam is fully operational! Tonight, we destroy that damn professor!" 是时候了，小的们，我的生长光束已完全运转！今晚，我们就让那个混蛋教授灰飞烟灭！ "Atmospheric conditions are perfect! Z'he bomb is prepped, z'he growth beam is primed, who is ready to become a god?!" 大气条件完美！爆破装置就位，生长光束就绪，现在谁准备好，化身巨神就列？！ "They said I couldn't make a man grow 20 feet, and kick down the castle v'all. If you pick up that bomb, I'll prove z'hem all wrong!" 有人跟我说，让人增高几倍掀翻那座城堡都是些无稽之谈。现在你们拿起炸弹，我来证明他们扯淡！ "Big s'ings planned tonight, minions! Pick up a bomb, get huge, and destroy the gate! Do you s'ink you can do all z'hat?" 今晚有些大家伙要登场，小的们！带上炸弹，化身巨人，摧毁城门！一举成功的信心，鼓足了么？

玩家闲置

"Yes, yes, you're huge, we get it. Now please destroy the enemy gate!" 对对对，大家都知道了，现在就属你最大。麻烦你赶紧给我毁掉敌人的城门！ "V'ell go on my minion, take z'he bomb to the enemy gate quickly!" 都按我说的做，赶紧把炸弹送到敌人城门那去！

拾取炸弹

"Under z'he beam please, at your convenience, minions." 方便的话还请给我到光束这儿来，小的们。 "Listen, time is of the essence, minions. Pick up the bomb, so I can enlarge you!" 时不我待，小的们。带上炸弹，我把你们变大！ "V'hat am I paying you goons for?! Pick up z'he bomb!" 我掏钱是让你们干啥的？！给我把炸弹捎上！ "Do you not v'ant to be titans? Get on z'hat bomb!" 你们不想变成巨人吗？给我把炸弹捎上！ "Onv'ord, my giant!" 天啊，我的巨人！ "Yes, YES! Bomb gate now, my oversized minion!" 很好，很好！现在把城门炸开吧，大块头小子！ "Yahahaha! Prepare for extremely large consequences!" 呀哈哈哈！准备好来点大动静吧！ "Go forth, my biggest and brightest!" 给我向前推进，最庞大、最耀眼的佣仆！ "No time to v'aste! You have big s'ings ahead of you!" 没时间磨磨蹭蹭，还有大事要做！ "Gaagh! Another enemy giant!" 啊！敌人又来了一个巨人！ "Help, my minions! Anos'er giant incoming!" 帮把手，小的们！又来了一个巨人！ "Daah! They have a horrifying new monster!" 啊！它们又送来只怪物，简直不堪入目！ "Aagh! That idiot professor has unleashed another beast on us!" 啊！那蠢蛋教授又放了只畜生冲我们这来了！ "Anos'er v'one of the professor's gigantic goons is on the v'ay!" 教授他又送了个超级大老粗过来了！

我方首个巨人出场

"Ah, excellent! You're still alive, get the bomb to z'he gate, STAT!" 啊，很好！你还活着啊，把炸弹送到城门那去，出发！ "Great gigantic! Now, bring down the enemy's gates!" 好一个庞然巨物！现在给我击垮敌人的城门！ "Neh-hahahahah! My living siege v'eapon, go on to gate-crushing glory!" 呐啊哈哈哈！我的活体攻城器，荣耀尽在破城时！

敌方首个巨人出场

"It v'ould appear z'he professor has sent his own monster, don't let it reach our gate, my minions!" 看来教授他送来了一只怪物，别让那东西靠近我们的城门，小的们！ "Bagh, z'hat professor has a growth ray of his own. Plagiarism! Seethery! Destroy his giant!" 啊，那个教授也有一件生长光束。这是剽窃抄袭！给我灭了他的巨人！ "Gagh, that awful professor has magnified his own goons! Stop them at v'once!" 啊，那讨人厌的教授把他的走狗给放大了！给我拦住他们！

敌方巨人倒下

"Hah! That half-rate giant didn't stand a chance!" 哈！那种半成品巨人哪里来的胜算！ "Enemy giant down! You know he v'asnt even really z'hat big." 敌方巨人倒下了！我看他也没那么不可一世。 "Excellent, minions! You've brought down another giant!" 太棒了，小的们！你们又放倒一个巨人！

我方巨人倒下

"Noo, my giant! Someone replace him now! Preparing z'he beam for another try." 不，我的巨人！赶紧换个人顶上去！正在准备光束，我们再来一次。 "Bah! Our giant fell! Who s'inks z'hey can do better, hmm? I'm getting z'he beam ready for you!" 啊！我们的巨人倒下了！有谁觉得自己更有本事，嗯？我这就给你备好光束！ "Our giant is down! V'e require ano'ser, beam priming now!" 我们的巨人没了！得换个新的才行，光束即刻就位！

我方巨人接近敌方城门

"Keep going my minion, you are almost z'here!" 继续向前，我的仆从，马上就到了！ "Yes, forward giant! Smash that gate!" 很好，进击吧巨人，粉碎吧城门！ "Z'here is only a few more steps, don't let me down here!" 就差几步路了，都走到这儿了可别让我失望！ "Almost z'here, don't stop now!" 马上就到了，步子别停！

敌方巨人接近我方城门

"Big problem! Z'hey're almost at my gates!" 来了个硬茬！他们就快到我的城门了！ "Haaagh z'hat beast is drawing far too close! Do somes'ing!" 啊，那个怪兽凑得也太近了！别干愣着啊！ "Ack, that enemy giant is far too close for comfort!" 啊，敌方的巨人已经到城门跟前了！ "V'hy are you letting z'hem near my gates?!" 你们就这么放他们靠近城门？！

敌方城门受损

"Excellent! Quickly, I'm preparing z'he beam for another giant!" 太棒了！动作快点，我这就给下个巨人准备光束！ "Yes! Keep up the pace, minions! I'm priming z'he beam again!" 好！保持这个节奏，小的们！正在重启光束！ "Spectacular job! V'one more, it should do it! Hahahaha!" 干得漂亮！再来一次，肯定能行的！哈哈哈哈！ "Exceptional! It just needs v'one more hit!" 够出彩的！现在就差临门一脚了！

我方城门受损

"Ack, my gate is damaged! You v'ere supposed to stop them!" 啊，我的城门受损了！你们得给我拦住！ "Yaaaagh, don't let z'hem hit it next time!" 啊，别再放他们搞破坏了！ "I said stop z'hem! I don't s'ink my gate can take another hit!" 我都说了给我拦住他们！我看这城门已经经不起下一次了！ "Gaah, my gate is barely standing! Don't let z'hem damage it again!" 啊，我的城门马上要没了！别再放他们攻击了！

回合胜利

"And z'hey said it v'asn't possible! Ahahahaha! Ahahuhahah! 他们还跟我说什么“无稽之谈”！啊哈哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈哈哈！ "Nahah-hah! I beat you Professor Bigginsize! I v'in, I v'in! Hahahah!" 呐哈哈哈！被我打赢了吧，大金刚教授！赢了，我赢了！哈哈哈！

回合失败

I can't believe it, I v'on't believe it! He beat me!" 我不信，我不信！他居然赢了我！ Eeaugh! Professor Bigginsize, you bli'zering fool!" 够了！大金刚教授，你就是蠢货一个！

大金刚教授

回合开始

"Alright, guinea pigs. I need to blast one of you with my growth ray and carry this bomb to my rival's gates! Any volunteers?" 好咯，小白鼠们。我要用这个生长光束把你们当中的某一只给放大，由他把炸弹送往我宿敌的城门！有谁主动报名吗？ "Yes, growth ray's primed and ready chaps! Pick up the bomb and I'll zap you. We'll show that cursed doctor what's what!" 好的，生长光束准备完毕啦！带上炸弹吧，我来向你们释放光束。咱们一起给那臭博士一点颜色看看！ "You know they say that great science is built on the shoulder of giants. So, I've built a machine to create them! Hahahah, take the bomb and let's do some science!" 常言道，伟大的科学成就都是在巨人的肩膀上铸就的。于是乎，我亲手制作了一台机器来创造巨人！哈哈哈，带上炸弹吧，咱们来做点科学实验。 "You know a noble growth ray embiggens the smallest man, that man could be you, if you carry my bomb!" 听说过吗，崇高的生长光束，让渺小的人类变得伟岸。而只要愿意肩负我的炸弹，兴许那个人就是你！

玩家闲置

"Hurry along now, get that bomb to the gates pronto!" 快点行动，快快把炸弹送到城门那去。 "Don't lose sight of our objective here, you need to destroy their gates." 别忘了咱们的目标，你们得去摧毁城门。

拾取炸弹

"Come on boys, it's ready to go. Pick up the bomb!" 好了各位小伙，该出发了。把炸弹带上！ "Uhhh, growth ray's ready chaps. Get into position!" 啊，生长光束可都准备好了。快快就位！ "Are you listening? It's time to get big, pick up the bomb!" 你们有好好听我说话吗？该长大了，把炸弹带上！ "Look I promise the growth ray is safe, almost all of my test subjects lived." 这光束的安全性我可以担保，几乎所有的实验对象都活下来了。 "Gadzooks, what an astounding specimen!" 我的天嘞，何等惊人的样本！ "God speed, my enormous compatriot!" 上帝赐福我伟岸的同胞！ "Zounds! Our newest titan is exceptional!" 哎呀！我们这新来的巨人有点“出格”啊！ "Astounding, hahaha! Good luck giant!" 吓人一跳，哈哈哈！祝好运啊巨人！ "Oh my, our finest giant yet!" 噢哟，这可是咱们目前最好的巨人！ "They have another giant." 他们又来了一个巨人。 "Another beast incoming!" 又来了一只怪兽！ "Gentlemen, there's another monster headed our way." 先生们，又有一只怪物朝我们这过来了。 "Yikes! The very size of their beast!" 哎呀！瞧瞧那怪兽有多大！ "Their doctor's sent another giant after us!" 他们那个博士又送了只巨人来对付我们！

我方首个巨人出场

"It's alive! Hahahaha! Oh my living titan, you survived! Now, breach their gates!" 活了！哈哈哈哈！你活下来了，我的巨人！现在，去攻破他们的城门！ "Holy smokes, it actually worked. Now get that bomb to their gate, my atlas!" 我的妈呀，真成功了。现在把炸弹带到他们的城门那去，大力神！ "Eureka, hahahaha! You lived! Carry that bomb to their gates and wreak havoc, my gigantic friend!" 成了，哈哈哈哈！你活下来了！现在把炸弹带过去，一路尽情肆虐吧，大个子朋友！

敌方首个巨人出场

"Blast, that slimy doctor has a monster of his own! Destroy it!" 该死，那个小人博士也有只怪兽！摧毁它！ "That blasted doctor's contraption worked! Kill his titan, before they can breach our gates!" 那混蛋博士的小玩意儿奏效了！在他的巨人突破城门前，把它干掉！ "Damnable doctor! Destroy his beast before it can damage my gate!" 可恶的博士！摧毁那只怪兽，别让那玩意儿破坏城门！

敌方巨人倒下

"Hahahahaha! We've slain their giant, excellent work!" 哈哈哈哈哈！他们的巨人被我们宰了，干得漂亮！ "Hahaha! Their giant is no match for ours!" 哈哈哈！他们的巨人不是我们的对手！ "Their beast has fallen! Good work..." 他们的巨人倒下了！干得好…

我方巨人倒下

"Our titan has fallen, I'm warming up the ray for another go!" 我们的巨人倒下了，正在预热光束，再来一次！ "Drat, we need another giant immediately! Engage the growth ray!" 可恶，我们得赶紧派个新巨人！正在启动生长光束！ "Rats, we lost our giant! I need another volunteer for the ray!" 该死，我们的巨人倒下了！再来一个志愿者到光束里去！

我方巨人接近敌方城门

"My word, you've almost done it! Keep going!" 啊呀，马上就成功了！加把劲！ "Yes, YES! You're nearly there my giant!" 很好，很好！就快到啦，我的巨人！ "Just a little further. What's a few yards to a titan, hmm?" 就差一点点了。对巨人来说不过几码路而已吧，嗯？ "We're almost there, just a few more gigantic steps!" 我们就要成功了，巨人再走几步！

敌方巨人接近我方城门

"Egads, the lumbering abomination is almost to the gate!" 哎呀，那大怪物马上就要到城门了！ "Help! Destroy that beast before it's too late!" 行行好啊！趁现在还有机会，赶紧摧毁那个怪兽！ "Goodness me, you need to stop that monstrosity now!" 我的天啊，你们得马上阻止那个怪物！ "Oh gods, it's almost to the gate!" 老天，它就要到城门了！

敌方城门受损

"Hah, we damaged it! I'm priming the ray for another go." 哈，我们损毁了城门！正在给光束充能，再来一次。 "Yes!!! Their gate doesn't stand a chance! Hit it again, readying the growth ray." 很好！他们的城门根本挡不住的啦！再来一次，光束正在就绪。 "Yes! One more! Readying the growth ray!" 很好！还得再来！正在准备生长光束！ "Brrravo! Just one more hit, we can do this! Priming the ray..." 棒极了！就差一下了，我们能行的！启动光束…

我方城门受损

"No, they damaged it! Make sure they can't do it again." 不，他们破坏了城门！可别再放他们来了。 "The gate! Don't let them damage it again." 我的门啊！别让他们再来搞破坏了。 "No!!! The gate can't take any more hits!" 不！城门已经扛不住了！ "Blast! I don't think we can take much more!" 呃啊！我觉得咱们已经撑到极限了！

回合胜利

"I've done it! Uhahahah! Ahahahah, yes!" 我成功啦！啊哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈，好极了！ "Hah, take that Dr. Freakinhuge! I did it! Hahahaha!" 哈哈，接招吧巨无霸博士！是我赢了！哈哈哈哈！

回合失败

"No, NOOO!" 喔，不是吧！ "Curse you, Dr. Freakinhuge!" 我咒死你，巨无霸博士！

打渔人和小海豹

打渔人（Fisherman）是地图Selbyen的通报员，而海豹则是该地图的核心元素。其中打渔人由Benjamin Rudman配音，且某些语音中包含挪威语。

海豹的叫声

Double bark 1 Double bark 2 Double bark 3 Long bark 1 Long bark 2 Long bark 3 Medium bark Single bark 1 Single bark 2

准备阶段&回合开始

"Feed the Seal fish as it makes its trip to the ocean. Don't let the other guys do it else you won't get paid!" 在小海豹下海的路上，一路给它们喂点鱼吃。不准让另外那伙人喂，不然就不给你们工钱！ "Help release the Seals back to the wild by feeding it fish!" 咱们喂点鱼给海豹们吃，好送它们回归自然！ "The Seal's going to be hungry when it's released back to the wild! Why not give him some fish for the trip?" 小海豹放归后肯定要饿肚子的！路上给它送点鱼吃怎么了？ "The Seals will start being released in 30 seconds!" 再过30秒后海豹就要放走了！ "30 seconds 'til we release the Seals! Get ready!" 还有30秒咱们就把海豹放走了！做足准备！ "Three!" 三！ "Two!" 二！ "One!" 一！ "Tre!" 三！ "To!" 二！ "En!" (or "én") 一！

海豹进入地图

"The Seal is headed for the shore!" 小海豹朝滩头那边去了！ "The Seal has left the van!" 小海豹已经下车了！ "That Seal looks hungry! Give him some fish!" 瞧给它饿坏的！给小海豹送点鱼啊！ "Feed that Seal! Feed it!" 给小海豹送吃的去！快点！

海豹离开地图

"The Seal's made it to the ocean!" 小海豹成功回到大海了！ "There goes the Seal! Majestic, isn't he?" 小海豹就这样走了！多雄伟的景观，可不是？ "That's enough fish for now. Get some ready for the next Seal!" 这么多鱼够它吃了。来给下只准备些！

团队领先

"We have taken the lead!" 咱们一马当先！ "We are winning!" 咱们就要赢了！ "We are in the lead!" 咱们领先！ "We have got the lead! Don't lose it now!" 现在是咱们领先！这会可别掉链子！ "We are in the lead! Ha ha ha ha ha!" 咱们领先！哈哈哈哈哈！

团队落后

"We have lost the lead!" 咱们可落后了！ "No, they are winning!" 不行啊，他们要赢了！ "We need to get the lead back!" 咱们得迎头赶上！ "Do your job and get the lead back!" 好好干活，把势头抢回来！ "Do better or we are going to lose!" 再加把劲，不然可要输了！

回合胜利

"You did it! The Seal is free!" 你们办成了！海豹自由咯！ "Look at how happy those Seals are! Ha ha ha ha ha!" 看看那些小海豹多欢喜啊！哈哈哈哈哈！ "The Seals say 'So long and thanks for all the fish!'" 小海豹们说“再会，感谢一路有鱼！” "That's all the fish we need! You did it!" 咱们这些鱼都喂足了！你们干得好！ "Seier! Victory! Ha ha ha ha ha!" 大功告成！哈哈哈哈哈！ "You did it! Don't forget to buy a stamp from the gift shop!" 你们完工啦！别忘了去礼品店买张邮票！

回合失败

"Well, the other guys got all the fish. At least the Seal's happy!" 行吧行吧，鱼都给那帮人喂光了。至少小海豹吃了个够！ "You didn't get enough fish! You're not getting paid to stand around!" 你们喂的鱼不够！拖拖拉拉，没工钱拿！ "Apparently we should have hired the other team instead." 咱们该雇那帮人干活的，事实摆在这里。 "You mercs aren't any better than chum." 你们这些佣兵也没什么两样。

德古拉

德古拉（Dracula）是地图Mannsylvania的通报员，由“MegapiemanPHD”配音。

细枝末节

戴维·琼斯

• 语音“Are ye ready kids”参考了儿童动画《海绵宝宝》的片头曲。
• 语音“We are in the ship”参考了Watergate通报员的语音“We are in the beam”。
• 语音“After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much...”参考了开发者解说中加布·纽维尔所说的“After nine years [of Team Fortress 2 being] in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait”。

庄园主管

• 语音“Welcome to die.”参考了1992年《X战警》街机游戏（英语）中角色万磁王的台词。

大金刚教授

• 语音“You know a noble growth ray embiggens the smallest man...”参考了《辛普森一家》中虚构城镇春田镇（Springfield）的宣言：“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man(高尚的灵魂让渺小的人变得伟岸)”。

打渔人

• 某条语音中所述的“So long and thanks for all the fish!”参考了广播剧与系列小说《银河系漫游指南》中一些海豚的台词，同时它也是该系列小说第四部作品（英语）采用的标题。