User:Thesage

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Thesage
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Basic information
Icon: Leaderboard class soldier.png
Type: Guitarist
Gender: Male
Health: Too drunk to know
Speed: Slower than bullets
Birth place: Spain
Native language: Spanish
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Soldier - Demoman
Favourite maps: cp_gravelpit
Favourite weapons: Rocket Launcher
Favourite hats: Soldier Stash
Contact information
Website: YouTube
Steam page: BoSSage

A drunken fella from northwestern Spain that enjoys Team Fortress 2 since he got it with the orange box in his lost, old account. Now making a band to play noisy stuff. Hates camping snipers that think TF2 = Counter-Strike.


Scout = Hyperactive runner that has the mentality of a 12 yo attention whore.

Soldier = Crazed gunman whose friends are all made of wood, except Demoman.

Pyro = Unmasked he looks like a man affected by nuclear radiation...

Demoman = Loves to blow stuff up, and getting drunk.

Heavy = He's like a bear... a big shaved one that moves slow and hates people.

Engineer = Peaceful Texan that enjoys the smalls things of life. And builds automatic sentry guns.

Medic = A sadist that lacks of any official training on medicine and satisfies his morbid curiosity with his job.

Sniper = Be polite, be efficient... throw jars of piss to people. Also, he lives in a van...

Spy = Thin, stealthy, compulsive smoker.


Gotta love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.