User:Misterhaan

i bought the orange box and first launched team fortress 2 in october 2007, then ignored it for a few years and started playing it in june 2011. you can find me on steam as misterhaan. i also use giant bomb where i am also misterhaan. basically if you are on the internet and it says misterhaan, that’s me. i have my own website you can visit if you like called track7.

i like to mix up which classes i play so don't really have a favorite, though i do enjoy playing medic on a team that seems to need one.

achievement history

2011

sep 2011

sep 26, 2011

Attention Getter Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.

Sleepy Holl0WND Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann. Reward: Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Gored! Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal Scrap.

Controlled Burn Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.

Five Second Plan Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.

Heavy Milestone 2 Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. Reward: Natascha

Soviet Union Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy.

Moon Shot Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball.

Factory Worker Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.

Purge Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.

Gorky Parked Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own.

Peer Review Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw.

Blast Assist Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.

Does It Hurt When I Do This? Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.

Medic Milestone 3 Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack. Reward: Ubersaw

Konspicuous Konsumption Eat 100 sandviches.

Heavy Milestone 3 Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. Reward: Killing Gloves of Boxing

Hardcore Accumulate 1000 total kills.

Freezer Burn Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.

Pyro Milestone 3 Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro pack. Reward: Axtinguisher

sep 25, 2011

Blunt Trauma Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.

sep 24, 2011

Group Health Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.

Autoclave Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.

Second Opinion ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.

Consultation Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life.

Medic Milestone 2 Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack. Reward: Kritzkrieg

Redistribution of Health Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life.

Borscht Belt Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B.

You'll Feel a Little Prick Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.

Second Eye Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump.

There Can Be Only One Decapitate your nemesis.

sep 23, 2011

Left 4 Heads Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.

Slammy Slayvis Woundya Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.

Brainspotting Decapitate 50 enemy players.

Three Times a Laddy Dominate three Engineers.

Beat Me Up, Scotty Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.

Demoman Milestone 2 Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. Reward: Eyelander

Cry Some Moor! Destroy 50 buildings.

The High Road Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it.

Highland Fling Sticky jump a really long way...

Pipebagger Kill at least three players with a single detonation of stickybombs.

Demoman Milestone 3 Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. Reward: Scottish Resistance

I'm Bat Man Survive 500 damage in one life.

Strike Zone Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned or slowed.

Caught Napping Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.

Round-Tripper Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times.

Gun Down Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.

Scout Milestone 2 Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout pack. Reward: Sandman

Where Eagles Dare Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch.

Screamin' Eagle Kill 20 enemies from above.

The Longest Daze Kill 5 stunned or slowed players.

Soldier Milestone 2 Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. Reward: Direct Hit

Near Death Experience Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health.

sep 21, 2011

Bloody Merry Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face.

sep 20, 2011

Batter Up Perform 1000 double jumps.

Scout Milestone 1 Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout pack. Reward: Force-A-Nature

sep 19, 2011

Honky Tonk Man Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar.

The Wrench Connection Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench.

Six-String Stinger Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your guitar playing skills.

Saturation Bombing Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw.

Doc, Stock, and Barrel Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic.

If You Build It Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction.

Unforgiven Kill 3 enemies with revenge crits without dying.

Engineer Milestone 3 Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. Reward: Wrangler

sep 16, 2011

Come in from the Cold Get a Revenge kill with a backstab.

Spy Milestone 3 Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy pack. Reward: Dead Ringer

Revengineering Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun.

Texas Ranger Haul buildings 1 km over your career.

Engineer Milestone 2 Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. Reward: Gunslinger

Wings of Glory Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne.

sep 13, 2011

Frontier Justice Have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you within 10 seconds.

Texas Two-Step Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun.

sep 12, 2011

Rain on Their Parade Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him.

sep 11, 2011

Australian Rules Dominate an enemy Sniper.

Dead Reckoning Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead.

Sniper Milestone 2 Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. Reward: Jarate

Pincushion Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them.

De-sentry-lized Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns.

Jarring Transition Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy.

Rode Hard, Put Away Wet Jarate an enemy that you're dominating.

William Tell Overkill Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his head.

Sniper Milestone 3 Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. Reward: Razorback

Artful Dodger Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.

Self-destruct Sequence Headshot 10 enemy Snipers.

Shoot the Breeze Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit.

sep 9, 2011

Big Pharma Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die.

The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E. Stab an enemy while fencing.

Spy Milestone 2 Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy pack. Reward: Cloak and Dagger

Trust Your Feelings Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope.

Shafted Stab an enemy with an arrow.

OMGWTFBBQ Kill an enemy with a taunt.

A Cut Above Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife.

Identity Theft Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as.

Grey Matter Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.

Diplomacy Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador.

Kook the Spook Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri.

Ain't Got Time to Bleed Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed.

Spray of Defeat Use a grenade to gib a player.

Show Trial Kill an enemy with a taunt.

Heavy Milestone 1 Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. Reward: Sandvich

Rationing Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo.

Deep Undercover While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life.

Icing on the Cake Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.

Clearcutter Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.

Pyro Milestone 2 Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

Combined Fire Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.

Hot on Your Heels Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.

Powerhouse Offense Win 2Fort with a shutout.

sep 7, 2011

Fire and Forget Kill 15 players while you're dead.

sep 6, 2011

Firewatch Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in.

Pyro Milestone 1 Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

Überectomy Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Be Efficient Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot.

Dropped Dead Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

BarbeQueQ Cause a dominated player to leave the server.

You Only Shiv Thrice Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.

Master of Disguise Trick an opposing Medic into healing you.

Sapsucker Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds.

Constructus Interruptus Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun.

Spy Milestone 1 Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy pack.

May I Cut In? Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other.

Dr. Nooooo Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Joint Operation Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another.

Heavy Industry Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life.

Triple Prey In a single round, get a kill with 3 different weapons.

Sniper Milestone 1 Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.

Baptism by Fire Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.

sep 5, 2011

Quick Draw Kill a Spy and two sappers within 10 seconds.

Burn Notice Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked.

Spontaneous Combustion Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.

sep 2, 2011

Play Doctor In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.

Medic Milestone 1 Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Glasg0wned Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher.

Demoman Milestone 1 Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.

sep 1, 2011

Well Plaid! Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman.

Laddy Macdeth Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher.

aug 2011

aug 31, 2011

Blind Fire Destroy an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher.

aug 30, 2011

Deputized Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill.

Land Grab Help a teammate construct a building.

Engineer Milestone 1 Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.

aug 28, 2011

Dynasty Win 20 games.

Triple Play Capture three capture points in a row in one life.

aug 27, 2011

Impenetrable Defense Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.

Pushkin the Kart Get 50 caps on payload maps.

Red Oktoberfest Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you.

aug 26, 2011

Doc Holiday Have a dispenser heal three teammates at the same time.

Socket to Him Headshot an enemy Demoman.

aug 21, 2011

Triage Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.

Double Blind Trial Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.

aug 18, 2011

Midwife Crisis Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

aug 16, 2011

If You Build It, They Will Die Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position that achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed.

aug 15, 2011

Vanguard Party Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round.

Head of the Class Play a complete round with every class.

aug 14, 2011

That's a Wrap Save your very first replay.

Set the Table Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.

Side Retired Capture the last point in a CP map.

aug 13, 2011

Uncivil Engineer Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you and the sentry that just killed them.

Sentry Gunner Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry.

Weenie Roast Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.

I Fry Ignite 10 disguised Spies.

aug 4, 2011

Ride of the Valkartie Ride the cart for 30 seconds.

Soldier Milestone 1 Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.

jul 2011

jul 21, 2011

No-Hitter Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot.

Second Degree Burn Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.

Triple Steal Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round.

Ghastly Gibus Grab Dominate a player wearing any achievement Gibus hat to earn your own Ghastly Gibus.

Stealing Home Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.

Lumberjack Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.

Sawbones Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.

jul 3, 2011

Communist Mani-Fisto Kill an enemy with a critical punch.

Marxman Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.

Rasputin In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.

Permanent Revolution Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.

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Trauma Queen Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.

Surgical Prep Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.

Quadruple Bypass Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.

Team Doctor Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.

Spies Like Us While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.

High Value Target Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates.

Caber Toss Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land.

jul 2, 2011

Flamethrower Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.

Next of Kindling Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.

Trailblazer Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.

Bedside Manner Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

Crockets Are Such B.S. Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.

Race for the Pennant Run 25 kilometers.

Iron Kurtain Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.

Hard to Kill Get five kills in a row without dying.

Nemesis Get five Revenge kills.

Riftwalker Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter.

War Crime and Punishment In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you.

Engineer to Eternity Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

Backdraft Dodger Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds.

jul 1, 2011

Dead Heat Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.

Escape the Heat Jump into a pool of refreshing water while on fire.

Camp Fire Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.

jun 2011

jun 24, 2011

Ready for Duty Complete each class to unlock the next.