User:Stbeecher

Backpack, Weapons

Preferences

Class/Slot	Weapons	Choice	Why
Scout Primary	Scattergun, Force-A-Nature	Scattergun	More ammo, stronger weapon.
Scout Secondary	Pistol, Bonk! Atomic Punch, Crit-a-Cola, Lugermorph	Pistol	Prefer a long-ranged gun to energy drinks; don't have Lugermorph.
Scout Melee	Bat, Sandman	Sandman	If I have such low health, I may as well have a cool trick to work with it.
Soldier Primary	Rocket Launcher, Direct Hit	Rocket Launcher	I prefer the splash to the strength and speed.
Soldier Secondary	Shotgun, Buff Banner, Gunboats	Shotgun	Prefer a gun to a mini-crit boost or less rocket jump damage
Soldier Melee	Shovel, Equalizer, Pain Train	Equalizer	No explanation necessary.
Pyro Primary	Flamethrower, Backburner	Flamethrower	Airblasts >>>>> Crits from behind
Pyro Secondary	Shotgun, Flare Gun	Shotgun	With two close-range weapons, the Shotgun is the only real Pyro weapon that actually does bullet damage, so therefore I keep it. It gives me an edge against other Pyros.
Pyro Melee	Fire Axe, Axtinguisher, Homewrecker	Axtinguisher	The guaranteed crits on a burning enemy is just too good to skip out on.
Demoman Primary	Grenade Launcher	Grenade Launcher	No contest.
Demoman Secondary	Sticky Bomb Launcher, Scottish Resistance, Chargin' Targe	Sticky Bomb Launcher	I prefer vanilla Demo.
Demoman Melee	Bottle, Eyelander, Pain Train, Scotsman's Skullcutter	Bottle	I prefer vanilla Demo.
Heavy Primary	Minigun, Natascha	Minigun	The Minigun gives me an edge over Natascha Heavies and isn't cheap as hell like its variant.
Heavy Secondary	Shotgun, Sandvich, Dalokohs Bar	Sandvich	The Sandvich rules, especially in Arena, my favorite game mode.
Heavy Melee	Fists, Killing Gloves of Boxing	Killing Gloves of Boxing	Strength + kill crits > taunt kill + faster swing rate