User:Dinner101

I am Dinner101, the user with future plans. I also have other ideas for other people to use.

My weapon ideas

Super Soaker(Pistol): On hit, covers victim in Jarate & Mad Milk for 6 seconds; -25 damage penalty. Class: Scout.
Pocket Rocket Launcher(Just my suggestion): Mix all three variations of the weapon into one.
Pocket Shotgun(How I think it should be): -20 damage penalty; +30 longer weapon switch time; all stats reverse when the user is being healed.
Super Syringe Gun: +50 damage bonus; +50 firing speed; -20 hp; no random crits. Class: Medic
Black Bird Launcher(Grenade Launcher): Fires black bird grenades that can be remote detonated; +20 damage bonus(explosions only); +45 reload speed; black bird grenades don't explode on impact; -75 clip size. Class: Demoman
After Shooter(Shotgun): Minicrits on burning targets; -25 damage done vs non-burning targets; No random crits. Class: Pyro
Healthy Machine Gun(Submachine Gun): On hit, +5 health; On hit: bleed for 5 seconds; -35 damage done. Class: Sniper
Bloody Machine Gun(Submachine Gun): Minicrits on bleeding targets; -25 damage penalty vs non-bleeding targets; No random crits. Class: Sniper

Enforcer: -0.5 cloaking speed(former attribute).
PowerJack: +25 damage bonus(former attribute).
Gloves of Running Urgently: -0 health drained per second(To revive GRU jumping).
Cow Mangler 5000: Have it do mini-crits where it would normally do full Crits(So that there'd be a point in using it with a crit boost).
Liberty Launcher: +50 max health on wearer(To reduce the amount of complaints about the stat changes that it got during the July 10, 2013 Patch).
Darwin's Danger Shield: Have it protect you from headshots as long as you have more than 1 health point(to bring back the Sniper's 1st set bonus).
Wrangler: Slightly increase its accuracy at long ranges(but only for bullets).

Proximity Rocket Deployer by Cooltuber453: +25 damage bonus; +25 clip size; +25 blast radious; On hit: +15 health; -100 projectile speed; -75 max primary ammo on wearor.
The Spitfire by SilentJ43: +400 firing speed; +100 max secondary ammo on wearor; +15 projectile speed; -50 damage penalty; -93 burn time.
Crit Bandwagon by hardshocker2: On kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance; -30 damage penalty.
Turtleback by NinjaCowProduction: +33 movement speed on wearor; +50 explosive resistance; +50 fire resistance.
Blasthat by Gateboy9: +400% bullets per shot; +20% fire rate; -200% accuracy; -75% damage; -63% primary ammo on wearer; -34% clip size.
Grim Reaper by xxMTXDxx: +50 projectile speed; On hit: bleed for 10 seconds; -20 damage penalty; -60 max ammo on wearor.