帽子敘述比賽
| “ | 粉絲們一直不斷寄信，要求我們舉辦一次跟新物品和地圖無關的活動，現在他們能夠如願以償了。沒錯：為各位介紹第一次的 TF2 帽子敘述比賽，現在你們能夠來互相比較誰寫出的敘述最棒了。
— TF2 官方部落格
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帽子敘述比賽（Hat Describing Contest）是一個在2010年8月24日宣布的遊戲活動。
由於受到了前幾次 TF2 活動的門檻太高等批評（因為許多玩家不知道怎麼製作遊戲模型），TF2 製作團隊在部落格文章中正式宣布了此次活動的誕生。舉辦此次活動的目標是要讓社群中的大多數玩家也能夠一起參與，儘管還是限制了只有擁有 Steam 論壇帳號的人才能參加。活動的主題是讓參加的社群玩家替遊戲中的多件物品想出頗具特色的物品敘述。
獲選的敘述會由 Valve 選出，並加進 TF2 中成為官方的物品敘述。
指示和提交期限
帽子敘述比賽的最後期限是2010年8月27日。提交者必須將敘述發到 Steam 論壇特別開啟的討論文章中。
提交限制
- 提交的敘述必須要簡潔且有趣，而且不得超過 75 字。
- 提交者必須也是敘述的創作者，創作題材必須為自己原創。
- 製作團隊會決定哪一個敘述會雀屏中選，並在 TF2 中使用。
獲選者
| Steam 論壇名稱 | 職業 | 帽子 | 英文和中文翻譯敘述 | 文章連結 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TheTwoTonHammer | 偵察兵 |  打擊者頭盔 |
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic! 穿上這紅色塑膠玩意將會讓你所向披糜！ |
[16703947&postcount=92 連結] |
| PrO-bOy | 偵察兵 |  Bonk 頭盔 |
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. 一次喝一罐放射性飲料還不夠的時候，試試這個吧。 |
[16728530&postcount=238 連結] |
| Doreauxgard42 | 偵察兵 |  老式報童帽 |
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead! 號外！號外！你死的好慘！ |
[16691190&postcount=15 連結] |
| AndyAML | 偵察兵 |  棒球比爾的髮蠟頭 |
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them? 人人都知道，速度是偵察兵的良伴。既然能夠不戴帽子就突破音障，何必還要用那堆玩意來扯你後腿？ |
[16696136&postcount=84 連結] |
| spam_word | 偵察兵 |  為非作歹套頭帽 |
Straight outta control point. 完全失控的點。 |
[16698209&postcount=73 連結] |
| Sketch56 | 偵察兵 |  狂歡帽 |
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth. 誰都看得出來，這頂鴨舌帽絕對是時尚界登峰造極之作，最適合有眼光的新新人類。 |
[16691818&postcount=22 連結] |
| Man Of Faith ™ | 火箭兵 |  士兵特製頭盔 |
This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling. 無論是外型或款式，這頂帽子都不提倡吸煙或賭博。 |
[16694513&postcount=60 連結] |
| DrMelon | 火箭兵 |  暴君頭盔 |
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT. 我把你揍了個屁滾尿流才獲得這頂維京帽。 |
[16701458&postcount=143 連結] |
| cypherx82 | 火箭兵 |  不鏽鋼平底鍋 |
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup. 保護顱骨不被子彈和炸彈碎片所傷。也可以拿來煮湯。 |
[16705785&postcount=235 連結] |
| Lamech | 火箭兵 |  紳士服務獎章 |
Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep, nourishment, or a social life. 賜給不眠不休、不吃不喝、犧牲社交生活的英勇站崗士兵。 |
[16711456&postcount=33 連結] |
| f3doraman | 火箭兵 |  日本武士戰盔 |
A haiku for war. To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket. 戰爭之俳句。擊敗你的敵人們。爆擊火箭好讚。 |
[16742747&postcount=299 連結] |
| peregrine7 | 火箭兵 |  士官戰帽 |
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse. 當您不想把嗓子給叫啞的時候，這頂帽子就成了好用的替代品，它會以最為不敬的豪語幫您傳情達意。 |
[16691028&postcount=19 連結] |
| Colonelcool | 火焰兵 |  邋遢的橡膠手套帽 |
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire. 當那些人著火的時候，他們是否尊重你就不重要了。 |
[16696827&postcount=131 連結] |
| crushilista | 火焰兵 |  小精靈頭飾 |
At least he's still telling you to burn things. 至少他還會跟你說要燒掉東西。 |
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| ASpieboy | 火焰兵 |  羅馬戰盔 |
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames. 火焰兵為了向偉大的消防隊員致敬而配戴它；這些消防隊員皆因試圖消滅他的火焰而殉職。 |
[16695914&postcount=65 連結] |
| JJ10DMAN | 火焰兵 |  蓄鬍紳士 |
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration. 市面上最吸睛的防火劑布條鬍子，最適合有眼光的打火英雄。 |
[16708083&postcount=15 連結] |
| icenine0 | 爆破兵 |  酒鬼三角帽 |
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out. 三個銳利的角，成就一頂犀利的帽子。別把你的眼珠給戳出來了。 |
[16692128&postcount=27 連結] |
| Potatoblight | 重裝兵 |  俄軍長耳帽 |
This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands. 這頂帽子是由熊掌所製成的。那隻熊遭人徒手擊斃。 |
[16691082&postcount=21 連結] |
| FarazParsa | 重裝兵 |  硬漢窄邊圓帽 |
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense. 當你是全堡壘中最難搞的混蛋時，沒人敢批評你的時尚品味。 |
[16691575&postcount=21 連結] |
| Silentman | 重裝兵 |  獵犬墨鏡組合 |
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif. 你的對手看到這些正點的墨鏡和髮型，都會大吃一驚。 |
[16692791&postcount=45 連結] |
| ravn0s | 工程師 |  採礦燈 |
For Engineers with bright ideas. 適合創意無限的工程師使用。 |
[16725207&postcount=175 連結] |
| drewhead118 | 工程師 |  德州牛仔帽 |
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun. 雖然外型像是一般的牛仔帽，但這現代工程的傑作其實含有比二級步哨防禦槍還要多的移動式零件。 |
[16691913&postcount=24 連結] |
| FarazParsa | 工程師 |  德州瘦子三分頭 |
Sometimes you just need a little less hat. 有時候你就是需要少幾頂帽子。 |
[16691465&postcount=34 連結] |
| Shapechanger | 工程師 |  銲工面具 |
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs. 在紫外線安全地從您的眼珠上彈開時，以一條條的火焰嘲弄太陽。 |
[16690629&postcount=9 連結] |
| foxtrot261 | 工程師 |  安全聲機 |
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'Sound! 當你周圍滿是讓人分心的炮火和死亡之聲時，以動量向量力矩來計算外部施加的總扭力對人體旋轉運動的比率，便顯得越發困難。快利用「安全聲機」的寂靜打造更優質、更低風險的機器！ |
[16740730&postcount=320 連結] |
| This_Is_Not_Spy | 醫護兵 |  普魯士戰盔 |
A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point. 傳承於一場場戰役中的遺物。相信您的敵人會了解其意義。 |
[16690736&postcount=9 連結] |
| CptObvious | 醫護兵 |  醫師診療鏡 |
We can't pronounce it either. 這名稱我們也不會唸。 |
[16691543&postcount=16 連結] |
| AgentJAK | 醫護兵 |  外科手術口罩 |
Scrub in... things are about to get messy. 廢物來了...事情要開始變得棘手了。 |
[16709521&postcount=23 連結] |
| Esquilax | 醫護兵 |  大亨帽 |
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished Bonesaw. 雖然沒有其他帽子所具備的威嚴，Gatsby 卻別具一番優雅的韻味。沒有人能拒絕它低調且平易近人的魅力，無論是和好友打打小白球，或是以銳利的鋸子進行非自願的手術時，都是最佳的選擇。 |
[16741120&postcount=124 連結] |
| Limeaide | 狙擊手 |  戰利品腰帶 |
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile. It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one. 隨便一個老叩叩都能拔掉死鱷魚的牙齒。要拔掉活鱷魚的牙齒，郤要一名壯漢才行。 |
[16699324&postcount=81 連結] |
| Nineaxis | 狙擊手 |  巴拿馬草帽 |
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. 要幹掉你遇上的所有人時，就適合配戴這頂彬彬有禮又效率十足的帽子。 |
[16690063&postcount=3 連結] |
| Magi Kavin | 狙擊手 |  大師的黃頭帶 |
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen. 唯有瓶手道高手才有資格配戴這條曾經雪白、但歷經嚴苛訓練而染黃的方巾。 |
[16690008&postcount=3 連結] |
| Jinbei | 狙擊手 |  Ritzy Rick 的後梳頭 |
His bullet was close. I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head. 他的子彈很接近。我掉了帽子。我的子彈更接近。他掉了腦袋。 |
[16723126&postcount=172 連結] |
| G.I.R. | 狙擊手 |  射手遮陽帽 |
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads. 最適合探索腹地和別人的腦袋。 |
[16690574&postcount=5 連結] |
| Reclaimer077 | 狙擊手 |  漁夫帽 |
Gone Snipin'. 偷偷射擊。 |
[16692146&postcount=22 連結] |
| Kenori | 間諜 |  花俏軟呢帽 |
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue. 這頂平滑、線條柔和、絲綢襯裡的上等貨色能讓平庸的鼠輩搖身一變，成為超帥的壞壞男。 |
[16693016&postcount=50 連結] |
| caeonosphere | 間諜 |  圓頂氈帽 |
For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top. 適合用在當你希望頭高一點，但頭頂仍是圓形的時候。 |
[16691126&postcount=11 連結] |
| Codo | 間諜 |  相機大鬍子 |
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you? 讓我的鬍子偷看一下這份機密文件，你不會介意吧？ |
[16732315&postcount=176 連結] |
| Shapechanger | 間諜 |  法官假髮 |
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder. 有句話說，正義是盲目的。但你不知道的是，正義也是看不見的，注重的亦不是正義，而是屠殺。 |
[16691131&postcount=18 連結] |
| SoulDestroy | 間諜 |  法國貝雷帽 |
Because real espionage is an artform. 因為真正的間諜是一門藝術。 |
[16714353&postcount=124 連結] |
| AndyAML | 全職業 |  作弊者的輓歌 |
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded. 有些人不顧一切地要將帽子拿到手，但你在尋找頭飾的過程中仍不屈不撓，保有正直的品德。因此，你獲得了回報。 |
[16697084&postcount=112 連結] |
| Esquilax | 全職業 |  驚悚大禮帽 |
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust. 典雅古樸搭配舊世界魅力，特殊風格氣味與墳前塵土的完美結合。 |
[16695701&postcount=65 連結] |
| Duffren | 全職業 |  有點噁心的萬聖節面具 |
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing. 棕色的紙從未如此讓人感到一絲不安。 |
[16697847&postcount=87 連結] |
| Calvary | 全職業 |  比爾的帽子 |
Left 4 You. 就 4 要留給你。 |
[16711985&postcount=191 連結] |
| Fredrik1ST | 全職業 |  小灰帽 |
Because a Gentleman is not one without one. 沒有帽子的紳士，怎能算得上是紳士。 |
[16703909&postcount=109 連結] |
| Nekopawed | 全職業 |  貴族大禮帽 |
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. 適合那些認為甚至就連他的帽子都值得戴上一頂帽子的紳士。 |
[16706550&postcount=86 連結] |
| Coconuts | 全職業 |  帽塔 |
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS. 啊哈哈！你狂妄的程度和你的貧窮及愛爾蘭血統純度，還真有得比。別玷污了我高貴的「帽子之塔」。 |
[16720507&postcount=238 連結] |
| crushilista | 全職業 |  傭兵 |
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. 雖然這場宴會你遲到了，但你仍是場上的最佳主角。 |
[16712168&postcount=27 連結] |
| Optimus357 | 全職業 |  幸運士兵 |
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better. 當然，有些人可能做了更久。但你證明了很少有人能做得更好。 |
[16716237&postcount=27 連結] |
| SappinMySentry | 全職業 |  灰髮老兵 |
Display this on your chest proudly, Soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first. 大兵，在胸前盡情炫耀一番吧。每次殺死一名敵人，對方就會知道他不是你的第一次。 |
[16708532&postcount=7 連結] |
| NB820 | 全職業 |  創世紀戰士 |
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started. 真正的戰士才有資格獲得這枚勳章，授與戰役開始前就已浴血奮戰的勇士。 |
[16707885&postcount=7 連結] |
| Grug | 全職業 |  Alien Swarm 寄生蟲 |
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off. 這可愛的小傢伙曾是人類的禍害。如今他很樂意騎在你的頭上幫你遮陽消暑。 |
[16690096&postcount=9 連結] |
