User:Real (real)

I think I learned how to use user boxes. Yay me.

Anyway, I’m Real. And I do grammar things and have a crippling addiction to those funky green hats. I’m relatively new and I’m trying to teach myself the ways of the wiki. You could say I’m on a journey to be the best editor (like that’ll happen)! I’ve played TF2 for about a year now, since February 2021, and I’m a bit of a noob… and that’s why I main Pyro and Engie. It’s a bit sad, when you think about it…

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Seared Sorcerer is the best hat in the game. You cannot change my mind.

my crappy selection of user boxes

This user says, "Correcting your grammar is a full-time job, now."

This user knows how to make User Boxes!

EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

This user wears hats in real life while playing Team Fortress 2!

This user suffers from a crippling addiction to hats.

This user likes a lot of Engineers on their team.

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user just wants to witness an update.

This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat.

This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.

This user is going ham.

This user is completely capable of conjuring fireballs.

This user prefers to buy virtual cosmetic items of little to no use instead of investing in upgrading their toaster PC.

This user eats far too many sandviches.

This user is a Redditor.

The power of fluffy boys shines within this user!

This user is American, pardner!