User:RyanJG

Class	Primary	Secondary	Melee	Hat	Reasoning
Scout	Shortstop	Mad Milk	File:Item icon Holy Mackeral.png Holy Mackeral	Milkman	I've always loved the Scout, always felt drawn to the class. Since the release of the Polycount update, I've been tearing people to shreds with the Shortstop, it's slightly overpowered but after all the nerfing the Sandman got (I WANT STUNNING UBERS AND FULL STUNS BACK), I don't want them TOUCHING this thing. When not using the full Special Delivery set, I'll switch out the Mad Milk with Bonk! or my Lugermorph, and use my trusty Sandman.
Soldier	Rocket Launcher	Shotgun	Equalizer	Stout Shako	I don't play much Soldier. When I do though, the trusty Rocket Launcher and Shotgun do it for me. I will use the Tank Buster set to drop sentries though, it is very effective taking them out solo while ducking around corners.
Pyro	Degreaser	Flare Gun	Axtinguisher	Triboniophorus Tyrannus	I love playing Pyro because of all the different playstyles. This loadout is my average offense loadout. Degreaser is a no-brainer. It's better in every way than the Flamethrower. Trading off some afterburn damage for the ability to quickly drop heavy-medic combos by myself with the Axtinguisher? Yes please! Flare Gun with Degreaser is a good combo to handle Scouts. Light them, quickly pull it out and BAM! Minicrit. I'll use Homewrecker and Shotgun for defense, and switch out for Backburner and Powerjack on maps with a lot of flanking ability.
Demoman	Grenade Launcher	Scottish Resistance	Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker	Voodoo Juju	I used to not play Demoman that much, but since I picked up the Scottish Resistance... oh boy. It's the bee's knees. Sticky traps, sticky traps everywhere. Nab some heads with the HHHH from some pesky spies over time, I'm running around at near-scout with sticky traps and pipebombs flying. Stay out of the way.
Heavy	"It's Funny Because You Can't Move"	Sandvich	Killing Gloves of Boxing	Officer's Ushanka	Why Natascha? Check the name. It's HILARIOUS to watch people cry over it. But really, I'll switch to Sasha for offense, but for defense, nothing beats it. Sandvich for delicious nomming and saving me/my Medic/my burning teammate. K.G.B. because nobody ever wants to be my Medic buddy...
Engineer	Frontier Justice	Lugermorph	Gunslinger	Mining Light	Offensive Engineer. And it is FUN. And why the Mining Light as my hat of choice? It's UNUSUAL, of course! Beautiful Vivid Plasma effect.
Medic	Syringe Gun	Medigun	Ubersaw	Vintage Tyrolean	I really don't play much Medic, usually because I'm quite bad at it. Yes. Bad at Medic. It IS possible. When I DO play Medic, it's because nobody on my team wants to play it. So I suck it up, and change my class. I don't think I can really explain my loadout that much, but I do switch to Vita-Saw sometimes. I love my Physician's Procedure Mask, even though I don't play Medic that much.
Sniper	Sniper Rifle	Jarate	Bushwacka	Master's Yellow Belt	The single-best Sniper loadout there is currently. If you're using a different melee or secondary than this pair, you are really doing it wrong. SMG+Shiv is a good alternative, but if you've got the Bushwacka and Jarate, you have no excuse. I'll switch to Huntsman sometimes in maps with lots of corridors. Open spaces, Sniper Rifle. Also, I will not respect you if you're using the Sydney Sleeper or Darwin's Danger Shield. I don't want you on my team if you use those two.
Spy	Ambassador	Dead Ringer	Your Eternal Reward	Familiar Fez	Spy. Very fun to just play around with and get multi-kills with. I switch watches constantly depending on what map I'm on or if I'm attacking or defending. All three of them are situational. Also, Fez+Camera Beard. Sexy, or sexy?