April 1, 2016 Patch
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Source: [sauce Team Fortress 2 Update Released]
Patch notes
Team Fortress 2
- Friendly Fire is now enabled by default
- Added "Enable/Disable Cheats" votes
- Removed the cigarettes from the Disguise Kit. Smoking is bad for you after all
- Added new low calorie versions for Lunchbox items
- Removed vacation days from Miss Pauling's calendar
- Changed the price of Minigun bullets to adjust for inflation
- Fixed an issue where Demoman was sober during matches
- Added more reasons why Sniping is a good job
- Removed Medic's medical license
- Fixed a bug where Scout wasn't staring idly at a photo of Miss Pauling
- The Frying Pan has been replaced with a new non-stick variant. Now your eggs will come out perfect
- Anyone using a Conscientious Objector will now be arrested on sight. Take that hippies!
- Fixed a bug where Pyros were not running forward while holding the primary fire button
- Changed the tires on Sniper's van. Those things were wearing out
- Fixed a bug where unboxed crates did not dispense an Unusual
- Removed Scout's dirty laundry. Seriously man, we shouldn't be doing your laundry for you
Undocumented Changes
- Added Golden Ghastly Gibus.
- Removed the quit button.