April 1, 2019 Patch
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Source: Team Fortress 2 Update Released
Patch notes
Team Fortress 2
- Friendly Fire is now enabled by default
- Added "Enable/Disable Cheats" votes
- Random critical hits and random bullet spread have been disabled by default
- Server owners can control them by using
tf_random_critical_hitsandtf_random_bullet_spreadwhere 0 is set by default
- Server owners can control them by using
- Removed the cigarettes from the Disguise Kit
- Increased Spy's health to 175
- Added low calorie versions for Lunchbox items
- Removed vacation days from Miss Pauling's calendar
- Changed the price of Minigun bullets to adjust for inflation
- Fixed an issue where Demoman was sober during matches
- Added more reasons why Sniping is a good job
- Removed Medic's medical license
- Fixed a bug where Scout wasn't staring idly at a photo of Miss Pauling
- Replaced the Frying Pan with a non-stick variant for optimal egg frying
- As requested by Saxton Hale: Anyone using a Conscientious Objector will now be arrested on sight
- Fixed a bug where Pyros were not running forward while holding the primary fire button
- Changed the worn out tires on Sniper's van
- Fixed a bug where unboxed crates did not dispense an Unusual
- Removed Scout's dirty laundry
- u(sic) can(sic) now schadnefreund(sic) when u(sic) tuant(sic) soemtimes(sic)
- Fixed the Wiki Cap clipping with the Sniper's head.
