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TF Industries en divisies

Zepheniah Mann

Van links naar rechts: Barnabas Hale, Blutarch Mann, Zepheniah Mann, Mann's dienstmeid Elizabeth, en Redmond Mann. Een mysterieuze man kan ook worden gezien net buiten het zicht bij het verre rechter kant van het portret. Eerst verondersteld als Silas Mann, maar later weerlegd door de rechterhelft van het portret.)

Zepheniah Mann was een rijke Engelsman die door zijn snuggere zoons was overtuigd, Blutarch en Redmond, om grote stukken land te kopen aan de grens van Amerika. Hij droomde van het omzetten van het land in grote grindkuilen voor wapenproductie. Op zijn reis om zijn nieuw gekochte land te zien, was hij geslagen met vrijwel elke ziekte bekend bij de mens, en was geschokt om te vinden dat zijn nieuwe land een dustbowl was, een lege en nutteloze woestijn.]] Eventueel legde hij zijn laatste wil en testament op zijn eigen huid, die van zijn huid afgeslinterd was door zijn ziekte:

  • Naar zijn dienstmeid Elizabeth, verliet hij zijn landgoed inclusief alle akten, rekeningen, en schulden, zijn tabaksplantage, en de overblijfselen van zijn fortuin. Elizabeth draagt ​​een opvallende gelijkenis met Helen, de beheerder, en is zeer waarschijnlijk haar voorouder.
  • Naar zijn assistent en de jager Barnabas Hale, voorvader van Saxton Hale, verliet hij de volledige controle over Mann. co
  • Naar zijn "breingebuigde" zonen, Blutarch en Redmond, liet hij een partnerschap. Al van het nieuwe land dat ze hem overtuigd hadden om te kopen moest nu gelijkmatig worden verdeeld tussen hen, zodat ze nu zou een reden zijn om eindeloos te kibbelen. Blutarch en Redmond zijn nog in leven met behulp van de levensverlengende machines gebouwd door Radigan Conagher.
  • De definitieve inschrijving van zijn wil is verduisterd, alleen lezen als: "Tot slot naar ... laat ik het geheel van mijn ... en zweer je uiterste geheimhouding onder haar hoede." De persoon aan wie het gericht is waarschijnlijk het figuur op mysterieuze wijze verduisterd uit de familieportret.
  • In aanvulling op de vermeldingen in de wil, is het duidelijk dat Zepheniah's broer, Silas Mann, ook aanwezig was. Hij was echter alleen geopenbaard te zijn geweest bij de gebeurtenis na de ontdekking van nog een beschadigde foto.

Zijn testament laat ook een vloek aan naar iedereen die vuurwapens gebruikt bij zijn graf, waarin staat dat hij een spookachtigheid levert in tegenstelling tot iemand ooit heeft gezien. Waar naar zijn woord, de geest de geest van Zephenia verschijnt periodiek in de Halloween versie van Harvest, waar hij begraven is terwijl hij zijn Ghastly Gibus hoed draagt. Alle spelers die afdwalen te dicht bij hem afdwalen zullen vluchten in angst voor enkele seconden, niet in staat om te springen of aan te vallen, vergelijkbaar met de verdofing van de Sandman. Hij werd voor het eerst vermeld in de Hallowe'en special, evenals hierboven.


Silas Mann

Zie ook Paardloze Hoofdloze Horsemann
Silas Mann
“
R.I.P. SILAS MANN
— Silas Mann's niet helemaal preciese grafsteen
 ”

Als de veronderstelde broer van Zepheniah Mann, Silas' geschiedenis binnen het gezin is gehuld in mysterie. Wel is bekend dat hij de mede-eigenaar vanZepheniah Mann & Sons. Quarterly Concern was, het bedrijf dat eventueel [[Mann Co/nl|Mann. Co] zou worden. Zijn bijdragen aan het bedrijf lijken Sleutels en Naamkaarten in te houden. Silas verging kort na zijn broer, maar de dood was niet het einde voor hem. Hij dwaald nu in de Mann Manor als de Paardloze Hoofdloze Horsemann, gelijksoortig aan hoe zijn broer Zephenia ronddwaald in de Harvest Event als een gloeiende blauwe geest. Het portret van Silas Mann kan worden gevonden door te klikken op de "Silas" naam op de grafsteen van de Scream Fortress Update pagina.

  • Silas Mann verscheen voor het eerst op de originele Engineer update pagina op een clipping van de Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. Quarterly Concern.


Blutarch and Redmond Mann

“
I have mounted an epic campaign of leisure against the ravages of time. Waiting for nature to do to my brother what my men could not. And yet here we are at the end. And he... won't... DIE.
— Blutarch Mann discusserend over de oorlog met zijn broeder
 ”

Blutarch Mann en Redmond Mann zijn de twee zonen van Zepheniah Mann. Zij zijn de eigenaren van BLU en RED, respectievelijk. De twee zoons zijn verwikkeld in een levenslange vete met elkaar over de controle van de uitgestrekte landerijen overgelaten aan hen door hun vader. Na de dood van Zepheniah Mann, hebben zowel Blutarch en Redmond teams van negen huurlingen ingehuurd, elk om snel voor de nederlaag van de andere broer zorgen, en de controle over Zephenia's land te nemen. However, sinds hun krachten aan elkar waren gewaagd, werd de situatie snel overgedragen in een langdurige patstelling, wat leidt tot het feit dat Blutarch en later Redmond naar Radigan Conagher gaan zoekend naar een levensverlengende machine, elk in de hoop om langer te blijven leven dan zijn broeder. Radigan maakte dezelfde machine voor zowel Redmond-en Blutarch, zodat hun vete voortzet, zelfs tot in het jaar 1960.

  • Blutarch Mann, circa 1960

  • Redmond Mann in his manor, circa 1968.

  • Blutarch Mann, 1850

  • Redmond Mann, 1850


Trivia

  • Een silhouet van Redmond wordt gezien zittend in een stoel in de richting van machines (vermoedelijk de levensduur verlengende machine die Radigan gebouwd) in een ontoegankelijk deel van de Rode spawn kamer in Mann Manor. Toegang tot deze ruimte via noclip stateerd dat alleen de delen van Redmond zichtbaar zijn buiten de kamer, zijn arm en hoofd, blijken te zijn gemodelleerd.
    • In de kamer met punt C in Mann Manor, kan een schilderij van een gespierde, grijnzende Redmond worden gezien. Naast hem staat een kwade, gremlin-achtige weergave van Blutarch. Een soortgelijk portret (waarbij de rollen van Blutarch en Redmond zijn omgekeerd) kan worden gezien in de kamer van Blutarch Mann in deLoose Canon strip.


Blutarch Mann's assistent

1950
1890
“
Give him a moment, dear. He's just dead.
— Blutarch Mann's assistant's dagelijkse routine.
”

Blutarch Mann's assistent is een niet nader genoemde vrouw die voor Blutarch heeft gewerkt voor ten minste 60 jaar. Ze is te zien in 1950, ze presenteerd Dell Conagher aan Blutarch Mann en opnieuw in 1890, in een flashback presenteerd ze Radigan Conagher aan Blutarch Mann. Nadat ze een paar keer contact opneemt met Dell "Mister Conagher", vertelt hij beleefd dat ze hem alleen maar "Dell" hoefde te noemen, omdat "Mister Conagher" de naam van zijn grootvader was. Ze antwoordt: "Ja. Dat weet ik nog."

  • Blutarch Mann's assistent verscheen voor het eerst in de strip Loose Canon.


Elizabeth

Elizabeth
“
Who I am does not concern you.
— Emily's unknown relation
 ”

Elizabeth, volledige naam is tot nu toe onbekend, ze was Zepheniah Mann's rechterhand. Na zijn dood, liet hij het grootste deel van zijn goed aan haar naar, inclusief de accounting en schulden. Zij is de eerste bekende voorouder van Helen om te worden betrokken bij het ​​beheer van de RED en BLU teams, en draagt ​​een opvallende gelijkenis met de huidige beheerder, mogelijk hintend op een relatie tussen de twee.


Emily?

Emily?

In the Loose Canon comic, a mysterious woman that bears a striking resemblance to Elizabeth convinces Radigan to construct a second Life Extender Machine – this one for Blutarch's brother, Redmond – by bribing him with Australium and the story of its powerful effects. It is unknown how she obtained one hundred pounds of the element. It is assumed that Elizabeth is her mother, although her name and ancestry are never revealed. If this is the case, then the Administrator, Helen, could be Elizabeth's granddaughter – ownership of TF Industries being passed down through the generations.

  • Original "printings" of the comic show Elizabeth as being named 'Emily', leading one to assume that this was the intended name of Elizabeth's daughter and the two characters perhaps being confused by the letterer. It appears that Emily may have been in some way a love interest of Redmond Mann. Though presumably non-canon, cp_manor_event has a hidden artistic portrait of Emily added in as an Easter egg.


Helen

See Administrator.


Administrator's messenger

Administator's messenger
“
This is the place.
— Administrator's messenger upon locating the BLU Soldier's apartment
 ”

DeAdministrator's boodschapper is een mysterieus persoon ingehuurd door de beheerder om berichten te leveren aan de huurlingen via een geminituurizeerde televisie. Hij was eerst getoond voor het lokaliseren van de BLU-Soldier's appartement en het leveren van een boodschap aan hem via een televisiescherm uitzending van de beheerder tijdens de War! Update. Hij werd ingehuurd door de beheerder om de BLU-Soldier te vinden en en hem tegen zijn vriend te keren, de RED Demoman, wat leidt tot de overtuiging dat hij een spion for TF Industries is.

Een andere messenger is te zien inMeet the Director, gedood door de RED-team in een poging om antwoorden te krijgen van hem. De beheerder keurde dit af, met het argument dat eens dood zij hun mini-televisies niet terug konden keren, dit dwong haar om meer te kopen. Het is onbekend of dit dezelfde boodschapper van de WAR-update is ', maar de beheerder's uitspraak over hen nog een boodschapper neer te schieten "suggereert dat er een aantal boodschappers geweest zijn en dat de huurlingen er een gewoonte hebben gemaakt van ze te doden.

  • De Administator's messenger verscheen voor het eerst in de WAR! Update strip, WAR!.


Miss Pauling

Miss Pauling
“
Oh, and Mr. DeGroot? Your friend's employers made him the same offer.
— Miss Pauling Zet de war tussen Tavish DeGroot en Jane Doe aan
 ”

Miss Pauling is een loyale assistent aan de Administrator. Ze voert een aantal taken uit, met inbegrip melden van ongewone achtergrondcontroles, bestelling en levering van goederen en het openen van communicatiekanalen. Het was tijdens een routine-achtergrond controle te danken dat Miss Pauling de RED en BLU Demoman Soldier's vriendschap ontdekte, die ze vervolgens aan de aandacht van de beheerder brengt. Miss Pauling voldoet over het algemeen aan de eisen van haar baan, met uitzicht op haar werkgever uit angst voor aangaan van haar toorn, zelfs als ze niet per se met haar eens is. Wanneer ze door de Administrator onderdukt wordt om te zeggen wat vrienden precies doen, antwoordt ze; Um. Gaan skaten, naar geweercatalogussen kijken, soms praten we gewoon... Ze zegt dat de Administrator "Niet zo slecht is wanneer je haar leert kennen". In de strip, Meet the Director, is het verklaard dat de Scout verliefd is op Miss Pauling .

In opdracht van de beheerder, bezorgde zij persoonlijk een aantal zeer vluchtige custom-order Mann.co wapens naar de Soldier en Demoman in ruil voor met een afzonderlijk akkoord te gaan door een of de ander te doden.

Op [[December 22, 2011 Patch|December 22, 2010]], gaf Miss Pauling een Stocking Stuffer Key/nl Cadeau-Sleutel aan alle eigenaren van Team Fortress 2 voor de feestdagen, veel naar de Administrator's walging.

Miss Pauling overzag ook de Director's interviews met elk lid van het RED-team voor het lokken van de directeur in een mijn en waarschijnlijk ook hem te vermoorden in opdracht van de beheerder.


Director

The Director
“
If you could pick one word to describe yourself, Mister Mundy, what would it be? I'm going to answer that for you: "victim."
— The Director over de Sniper
 ”

De Director is een zowat arrogante filmmaker. Gehuurd door de Administrator, the Director moest een spion voor de huurlingen zijn, zodat de Administrator iets zou kunnen zeggen als dat nodig was. Echter, werd hij geleid om te geloven dat hij hen filmde om de mensen van Badlands te laten zien dat zij niet "gewoon gewapend psychopaten die alle bezienswaardigheden opblazen op een dagelijkse basis".

Zodra de beheerder geloofde dat ze een goede invloed op haar medewerkers gekregen had, beval ze Miss Pauling de director te vermoorden. Miss Pauling bracht de director naar een mijn onder het mom dat de beheerder wachtte er voor haar interview, met een zak ongebluste kalk en een schep stiekem weggestopt in het bed van haar truck. De director's huidige status is onbekend, hoewel hij wordt verondersteld dood te zijn.


Onbekende individu

In de veelal compleet familieportret, kan een andere persoon worden waargenomen bij de opening van de twee stukken. De naam van deze persoon is onbekend en hij moet nog worden verwezen. Hij kan hier worden gezien. In het portret, lijkt hij een object in zijn linkerarm te houden, maar dit moet nog worden geïdentificeerd.


Barnabas Hale

Barnabas Hale in 1850.
“
I like this cougar's PEPPER SAUCE
— Barnabas Hale vechtend met een onverklaarbaar dier tijdens een waak
 ”

Barnabas Hale was een 19e eeuwse Amerikaanse pionier, werkzaam als assistent en een jager voor Zepheniah Mann. Hale erfde later Mann. Co na de dood van Zepheniah. Hij is een familielid van Saxton Hale, waarschijnlijk zijn grootvader, en deelt zijn extreme mannelijke personaliteit.


Saxton Hale

See Saxton Hale.


Mr. Bidwell

Mr. Bidwell
“
Tears were brought to the eyes, sir. Your breakfast steak.
— Mr. Bidwell proving his culinary skills
 ”

Mr. Bidwell is one of Saxton Hale's assistants, along with Mr. Reddy. His duties include preparing Hale's breakfast steak and dealing with customer feedback. Bidwell is the creator of the new Mann Co. Weapons Catalogue, acting as a liaison between the manufacturers of various products and Mann Co. During his first appearance Bidwell sported a handlebar mustache; however, this was later shaved off.

Saxton Hale sent Bidwell to Sarif Industries under the pretense of discussing a partnership to jointly develop biotechnology. While Sarif's representatives were looking over the "contract", Bidwell escaped with a crate full of weapons and later reverse-engineered the stolen weaponry to produce Manno-Technology. Bidwell detailed his exploits in a confidential memo to Hale, who wrote back to Bidwell asking him to "stop writing these things down".

Bidwell, along with Reddy, risked being dismissed by suggesting the idea of item tryouts and much of the Manniversary Update & Sale. They showcased various new hats and Miscellaneous items in a section of the Manniversary Update and Sale page before being rudely interrupted by Saxton Hale's dilemma of hiding a dead ostrich.


Mr. Reddy

Mr. Reddy
“
You're now the sixth richest man in America, Mr. Hale.
— Mr. Reddy putting his accounting degree to good use
 ”

Mr. Reddy, along with Mr. Bidwell, is one of Saxton Hale's assistants. Specifically, he is Hale's accountant and takes his calls. Under Hale's orders, Mr. Reddy sent the five richest men in America congratulatory bouquets and "You're a dead man" form letters. During his first appearance, Reddy sported a thick box car mustache, however, this was later shaved off. Upon completing the achievement Mission Accomplished in Spiral Knights, Mr. Reddy sends the player a congratulatory letter and the Spiral Sallet.

Reddy, along with Bidwell, risked being dismissed by suggesting the idea of item tryouts and much of the Manniversary Update & Sale. They showcased various new hats and Miscellaneous items in a section of the Manniversary Update and Sale page before being rudely interrupted by Saxton Hale's dilemma of hiding a dead ostrich.


Groups

Australians

Australians in the 1890s.
“
Every one of mankind's innovations now comes from the lager-pickled brain of an Australian.
— The Administrator's ancestor on the mustache-sporting, beer-swilling, deathray-inventing Australians
 ”

Once thought of as a nation of idiots, since 1850 Australians had become world leaders in technology. Every innovation including Cloaking and teleportation now came from the brain of a lager-loving Australian. By the 1890s, Sydney had become a city of tomorrow with flying cars, giant airships, and self-grooming mustaches. Much like their national hero, Saxton Hale, every man, woman, and child in the nation of Australia (with the exception of at least one) sports a glorious, full mustache. An ancestor of the Administrator theorized that the nation's incredible intelligence came from a rare element, Australium. This theory seemed to prove true as the element amplified Radigan Conagher's intelligence to phenomenal levels, and also caused various Australian-related side effects including rapid mustache growth, extreme masculinity, and the primal urge to take off his shirt and grow chest hair in the shape of his homeland.


Badland Brawlers

The Demoman with a glove saying 'Badland Brawlers'.

The Badland Brawlers are a baseball team from Badlands. A Badland Brawlers badge is shown on the Scout's Whoopee Cap.


BLU team (original)

BLU team, 1850s
“
...I assembled a team of the world's deadliest mercenaries to take it all by force. What I did not expect was that my idiot brother would do the same.
— Blutarch Mann on the original BLU team
 ”

The original BLU team was assembled by Blutarch Mann in the 1850s in an attempt to claim all of the land bequeathed to him and his brother, Redmond, by their father. Unfortunately for Blutarch, it appears that the original RED team was assembled at the same time, leaving both siblings at a stalemate. The original team consisted of the same nine classes as the current organization. The Scout, inspired by Billy the Kid, took on the appearance of a young cowboy, complete with spurred boots. The Soldier, who resembles Stonewall Jackson, dressed like a member of the Confederate States Army, utilizing a rifle, rather than a Rocket Launcher. In keeping with tradition, the Demoman, inspired by Alfred Nobel, was a one-eyed dynamite-loving prospector. Unlike his modern Russian counterpart, the Heavy resembled John Henry, preferring to put his enemies out of commission with a monstrous sledgehammer, whilst the Sniper, like Davy Crockett, partnered his trusty rifle with a coonskin cap. Prior to his appointment as President of the United States, the Pyro, Abraham Lincoln, used an experimental Flamethrower to aid his comrades in battle. BLU team's Medic, Sigmund Freud, appeared to retain his contemporary's love of the Bonesaw, whilst the team's Engineer, who resembles Nikola Tesla, was forced to make do with a satchel of blueprints, rather than a PDA. Finally, the Spy eschewed a balaclava in favor of a domino-mask and equally-sinister moustache in the style of Fu Manchu.

The members of Redmond's original counterpart team are unknown.

  • The original BLU team first appeared in the Loose Canon comic.


RED and BLU family members

BLU Scout's mother

BLU Scout's mother
“
BLU Scout: "What're you? President of his fan-club?"
BLU Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"
— The "BLU Scout" and the BLU Spy discuss the RED Spy's sexual liasions
 ”

The BLU Scout's mother is briefly mentioned and shown in Meet the Spy. She raised the Scout and his seven "mad-dog" brothers in south Boston, and somehow still managed to keep her figure. She is in a romantic relationship with the RED Spy, who lovingly calls her "ma petite chou-fleur" (roughly "my little cauliflower"). The BLU Scout was apparently shocked to learn of this relationship, though his actual feelings on the matter are unknown since he was in fact the RED Spy disguised as the BLU Scout at the time. The BLU Scout's mother wears a classic late 60s style dress and hairstyle. Seven compromising photos of her with the RED Spy are kept in a top secret file labeled 'Scout's Mom' in the BLU base. The Spy has a likeness of her engraved on the barrel of the Ambassador.

  • The BLU Scout's mother first and only appearance to date is in Meet the Spy.


Engineer's father

The Engineer with his father.

The Engineer's father is shown in a photo with his son, Dell Conagher. Dell's father is the Engineer from the Team Fortress classic series of games, while Dell is the Engineer from Team Fortress 2.


Mr. & Mrs. DeGroot

Mrs. DeGroot
“
Yer da walked fifteen miles in the rain to blow up the Queen of England for a Nickel!
— Mrs. DeGroot on the family trade
 ”

The Demoman's mother, Mrs. DeGroot, is a blind, elderly woman who reminisces constantly about the Demoman's late father, Mr. Degroot. Even with her son's multi-million dollar salary and mansion, she still thinks he does not work hard enough, claiming that the Demoman's father would be spinning in his grave at his idleness and had 26 jobs. She insisted on bringing up the Demoman Scottish, and does not like to see him "squandering his gifts." She also comments: "No Demoman worth his sulfur ever had an eye in his head past thirty!"

She, along with the Demoman's father, collected the young Tavish from the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans, revealing themselves as his true parents. They explained that he was abandoned at birth until his skills manifested themselves, a longstanding, cruel, and wholly unnecessary tradition among the Highland Demolition Men.

The Demoman's mother advised her son to go searching for jobs on All Hallow's Eve, saying that all of the ghouls would vanish in one day.


Mr. & Mrs. Mundy

Mr. & Mrs. Mundy
“
I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it.
— The Sniper on his trade
 ”

Mr. & Mrs. Mundy are the Sniper's parents. Being a dutiful son, the Sniper makes sure to keep in touch with his parents via phone or mail to inquire about their well-being and keep them up to date with his latest adventures and exploits. Living in the "Red House on the Left on Adelaide St. in Australia", the Sniper's parents do not approve of his occupation. The Sniper's dad is especially condemning, calling the Sniper a "crazed gunman" against the Sniper's insistence that he is an "assassin". In a bid to bring the arguments to an end, the Sniper wrote to his mom asking her to just tell his dad about how he makes more than a doctor and then finally asks her to just tell him that he is a doctor. After the Sniper was interviewed by the Director, the Sniper received mailed photographs of his parents.

Like their son, neither one of them have moustaches, a seemingly rare trait amongst Australians. Mr. & Mrs. Mundy also bear a striking resemblance to Eustace and Muriel Bagg from Courage the Cowardly Dog. The comic's illustrator later confirmed that this similarity, along with the similarities of their homes, was "very much on purpose" due to time constraints.[citation needed]


  • The achievement "Not a crazed gunman, dad" is a reference to Mr. Mundy's statement.

Radigan Conagher

Radigan Conagher
“
"...Alright"
— Radigan Conagher on monster-building-requests
 ”

The Engineer's grandfather, Radigan Conagher, was hired by Blutarch Mann to build a machine to artificially allow him to live longer than his brother. He agrees to build the machine for Blutarch. Later, he is approached by a woman who bears a resemblance to that of The Administrator. She offers him Australium to build Blutarch's Machine, under the stipulation that he covertly builds an identical machine for Redmond as well. On a personal level, Radigan Conagher had a fascination for Abraham Lincoln. In the first edition of The Engineer Update, several pages of notes are dedicated to inventing an object that could have saved Lincoln from John Wilkes Booth. Some devices include: a hat that would shoot at the attacker, a chair that would swing over and under a balcony away from the attacker, and a teleporter.

Radigan goes through a drastic transformation as shown in the hidden links of the Engineer Update. He seems to have become taller, grown a mustache, developed large muscles, and has a fond thirst for beer. This matches the qualities of the stereotypical Australians in Team Fortress 2. This is probably due to his exposure to Australium. One could even say he looks like an older Saxton Hale. In the photographs displayed on the Engineer Update webpage, Conagher is also shown holding what seems to be the very first Southern Hospitality. In the final stage of his transformation, it is shown that he had replaced his left hand with a robotic arm and his chest hair had grown into the shape of Texas, similar to Saxton Hale's Australian shaped chest hair. He also appears more "Australian" than before, as a large jovial man (in contrast to his previously reserved personality) with a big, bushy mustache and carrying a barrel of BLU Streak beer, a taste shared by his grandson Dell. One of the Paint Can colors, "Radigan Conagher Brown" bears his name.

  • Radigan Conagher first appeared in the Loose Canon comic.


RED Heavy's family

“
The Director: "Paint me the picture."
RED Heavy: "No. This is my gun. I like to shoot this gun. Is all you need to know."
— The RED Heavy when asked to speak about his childhood by the Director
 ”

While not much is known, the RED Heavy's family history was first discussed in the Meet the Director comic. Having been a counter-revolutionist, RED Heavy's father was killed by unknown causes. After the death of his father in autumn of 1941, the Heavy was deported to a Northern Siberian gulag along with his mother and two sisters. The Heavy and his family worked at the gulag for three months, until it was burned to the ground some time in December, 1941 and all of the prisoners had escaped. It was later found that the guards of the camp had been tortured to death, Evidently, the Heavy is still in contact with his family and uses his mercenary wages to provide for them, as shown in the comic Bombinomicon.


Historical figures

Presidents

Abraham Lincoln

Wikipedia article: Abraham Lincoln

In addition to being the nation's 16th President, Abraham Lincoln might also have been the BLU team's first Pyro when the war began in the 1850s. Abraham Lincoln is noted for his love of Arena Mode as shown in the Sniper vs Spy update. According to the WAR! Update, he was the inventor of stairs. The Engineer Update states Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by John "Tower of Hats" Booth, although the WAR! Update attributes his death to rocket-jumping up stairs. Furthermore, according to the Loose Canon comic, there were blueprints for three "life-extender machines", the last one apparently built on the day of Lincoln's death. Whether or not Abraham Lincoln is still alive is open to debate.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Wikipedia article: Franklin D. Roosevelt

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, or Franklin D. Roosevelt as he is commonly called, found Abraham Lincoln's plans for stairs in 1821. Recovering from a rocket jumping accident, Franklin D. Roosevelt perfected Lincoln's plans for stairs, freeing the world from the tyranny of the second floor.

Franklin D. Roosevelt first appeared in the WAR! Update.

George Washington

Wikipedia article: George Washington

George Washington invented America, but historians agree his greatest failure was his inability to be permanently invisible. With the advent of the Cloak and Dagger, the Spy can succeed where the inventor of America failed.

George Washington first appeared in the Sniper vs Spy Update.

Other

Fred Astaire

Wikipedia article: Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire, born Frederick Austerlitz, was an American film and Broadway stage dancer, choreographer, singer, and actor. His stage and subsequent film career spanned a total of 76 years, during which he made 31 musical films. He was particularly susceptible to projectile weapons fire.


John Wilkes Booth

Wikipedia article: John Wilkes Booth

John Booth

John "Tower of Hats" Booth was the assassin of beloved president Abraham Lincoln. His last known photograph depicts him wearing his eponymous tower of hats. A wanted poster of him was published after the assassination, including an altered photograph depicting what he may look like after adding Abraham Lincoln's fearsome hat to said tower.

  • John "Tower of Hats" Booth first appeared in the Engineer Update.


Sun Tzu

Wikipedia article: Sun Tzu

Sun Tzu (simplified Chinese: 孙武; traditional Chinese: 孫武) was an ancient Chinese tactician and philosopher who wrote a book called The Art of War, detailing innovative Chinese strategy in warfare. He gained fame for his remarkable strategies and many policies on warfare, particularly in the West. His work continues to influence warfare and politics today.

Sun Tzu is mentioned in the Meet the Soldier short. While talking to his collection of heads, the Soldier claims that Sun Tzu "invented fighting, and then perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honour."

The Soldier asks the Director if Sun Tzu ever wrote any books on punching through a man's ribcage. When the Director gives a negative answer, the Soldier is clearly disappointed and resolves to stop threatening his local bookstore.

William Prescott

Wikipedia article: William Prescott

William Prescott was a Revolutionary War general who notably led the Battle of Bunker Hill and won. He loved hats, and reportedly said at that battle: "Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads". True to his word, he only fired at enemies who were poor and possessed no hats.


Other individuals

Apple Store manager

Saxton sees the unknown manager.
“
Let me see your manager.
— Saxton Hale on blowing up the moon with Apple's latest product
 ”

The Apple Store manager is the manager of the Apple store located on the outskirts of Dustbowl, and presumably the employer of Trent and Jessica.

When Saxton Hale wants to buy out the company, he denied the request with the words "No sale, Hale!" Hale immediately recognises him and insults him, saying the store 'had his curvy stink all over it'. He is presumably one of Hale's long time rivals.


Archimedes the Dove

For the soundtrack, see Archimedes (Soundtrack).

A bloodied Archimedes, among the Medic's other doves.

Archimedes appears in Meet the Medic as one of the Medic's feathered friends. He has an eerie habit of getting in the way of most procedures, including wallowing in the innards of the Heavy. Archimedes is last heard cooing from inside the Scout's chest cavity after his new Übercharged heart-implant surgery leaves the curious bird stuck inside. A dove, which may be meant to be Archimedes, will sometimes fly out of a gibbed Scout in-game.

Bob Cratchit & Scrooge

Bob Cratchit, a "kindly community map maker", and Scrooge, a "billionare hat magnate", are characters in a Christmas play.


Captain Dan

Captain Dan's Army Surplus Soup

Captain Dan is a local soup manufacturer. After a massive soup recall, he generously volunteered in disposing the rancid product and a relieved President awarded him the Key to the City and a License to Kill. The Soldier is a fan of his brand of tomato soup.


Charles Darling

Charles Darling
“
A hunter needs his trophies, Saxton. You of all people should understand that. You were my best student, once. Before you gave it all up, for her.
— Charles Darling on hunting
 ”

Charles Darling is the former hunting mentor of Mann Co. owner Saxton Hale. Formerly a hunter, Darling decided to give up a life of savagery for a more comfortable one of zoo-keeping. His and Hale's falling-out appeared to occur following Saxton's decision to abandon his training for 'her'. He is currently the owner and proprietor of Darling Zoos, whose collection of animals includes such rare species as pygmy rabbits, quaggas, tasmanian wolves, dodos, giraffes and sea cows. He is also thought to be based off of the famed evolutionist Charles Darwin.


Francis the Talking France

Francis the Talking France
“
They sound complicated enough that Valve decided they had no business judging cinéma.
— Francis the Talking France on French vocabulary
 ”

Francis the Talking France seems to be a sentient manifestation of France with an apparent knowledge of cinema. He claims to be the inventor of the French terms "Mise en scene! Auteur! Avante-garde! Montage! Even cinéma!". Valve put him in charge of judging all the Saxxy entries, but realizing that the job would be too big even for himself, he opened the voting to the public.

  • Francis the Talking France first appeared on the website Old Man Murray, co-written by Valve writer Eric Wolpaw.[1]
  • The character appeared on the TF2 Official Blog on the 20th of May.[2]
  • Francis is actually a mirror image of France, with its west in the east and vice versa.
  • A child dresses as Francis for Halloween in the Bombinomicon comic.


Gentle Manne of Leisure, his Companione, and Smelly Unfortunate

The Gentle Manne of Leisure and his Companione
Smelly Unfortunate
“
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
— The Gentle Manne of Leisure commenting to Smelly Unfortunate
 ”

The Gentle Manne of Leisure is a Victorian Englishman who was rich enough to buy a tower of hats. He traveled the streets of a Victorian English city with his Companione, informing Smelly Unfortunate that he were presumptuous, poor, and Irish. The Gentle Manne of Leisure wore a tuxedo, carried a cane, and was never seen without his most prized possession – his tower of hats. It is possible that he is referred to as "Sinclaire" by his Companione as they spectate their 'Hatless Commoners' boxing.[citation needed] Also, the quote above is used as the description for the Towering Pillar of Hats.


  • Gentle Manne of Leisure and Smelly Unfortunate are also in the list of random bot names.

Kicasso

Self-portrait of Kicasso
“
Say, uh... That ain't an original Kicasso, is it?
— Dell Conagher on Blutarch Mann's choice in art
 ”

A painter whose work is on display in the lobby of BLU's headquarters, and recognized by Dell Conagher. At one point, he went through a "Hunted in the Jungle" period of artwork. Most likely a play on the name of the famous artist, Picasso. The Artwork is a parody adaptation of Picasso's 'Self-portrait with Cloak', painted during his "blue period", which is a humorous reference within itself considering that the Kicasso is a part of Blutarch's Mansion.


Little Jack

Little Jack


“
An' I wanna Action Saxton, and a Action Saxton Hippie-Drome Battle Arena, an' a Poopy Joe Rescue Rocket, an' I wanna...
— Little Jack on his Smissmas list
 ”

Little Jack is a young boy who first encounters the mercenaries while they are doing community service work at the Teufort Mall. After asking Santa (the BLU Soldier) for various Saxton Hale toys, the Soldier decides that what he really needs for Christmas is a sensible haircut. He is then thrilled to watch the Soldier and his father fight each other, right before Old Nick bursts in, announcing his intent to kidnap the children of Teufort to work in his factory. Frightened, he turns to the BLU Spy, who breaks off an icicle and hands it to the boy. The Spy tells Jack to do exactly as he says, and ignore the protests of Ms. Pauling on the phone, telling the young boy to hide instead.

After being beaten by the BLU Scout and Soldier, Old Nick procedes to grab little Jack. The Scout warns him that that particular child is more than he seems, right as little Jack drives the icicle into Old Nick's jugular vein, killing him. The Scout congratulates the Spy on his cunning child disguise, only to realize the Spy was elsewhere, and it was actualy the small boy himself who did the deed.

Little Jack is last seen sitting next to the Spy, deciding that he is no longer scared. He sits atop his shoulders for a front-page photograph on the Teufort Times.

Merasmus the Magician

Merasmus the Magician
“
GAZE NOT UPON THE BROOM. And yes, that broom.
— Merasmus the Magician instructing a young RED Demoman before his dusting duties
 ”

Merasmus the Magician is the RED Soldier's roommate and keeper of the Bombinomicon. When the RED Demoman was seven years old, his mother told him that the dead rose on All Hallow's Eve and would have work for him. Having traveled to the moors to seek out this work, he discovered Merasmus, who hired him to sweep his vast library for a nickel, but cautioned him not to touch the Bombinomicon. Ultimately, the Demoman was goaded by the book into opening it, causing the tome to possess his left eye. Merasmus was forced to remove it from the boy and when the Demoman awoke, Merasmus had vanished along with his castle. In the present day, he invites himself to the RED team's halloween party and reveals his tumultuous relationship with the Soldier, as they have disagreements on whose turn it is to do household chores. When the Soldier breaks his staff over his knee, he angrily summons MONOCULUS for them to fight. In A Smissmas Story, he somehow allowed the Soldier to become a lawyer.

  • Merasmus first appeared in the comic Bombinomicon
  • Merasmus is the magician that the Soldier angered, causing both teams to be sent back in time to DeGroot Keep.
  • Referenced to Erasmus, a leading humanist.


Nicholas Crowder

Nicholas Crowder, now known as "Old Nick".
“
The nice children are given the greatest gift of all -- they are not abducted along with the naughty ones and carted off to the South Pole.
— Robin Walker on the story of Old Nick
 ”

On December 18, 1788, a man named Nicholas Crowder was on a voyage to Australia, but upon witnessing the heat and privations he decided to turn the boat around. He instead set course to conquer the South Pole, where, according to legend, he still lives. Every December 18th, "Old Nick" (as he is now known) returns to Australia to judge whether or not the children have been naughty or nice. The nice children get the gift of not being abducted and taken to the South Pole to work in Old Nick's workshop. The bad children make hats and weapons for Old Nick which are delivered to his mansion on December 17. Old Nick sells any duplicate weapons and hats he has received online, "practically giving them away".

During the events of A Smissmas Story, Nicholas Crowder is killed by the Soldier, Scout, Spy, and a small child when he tries to abduct the children at a shopping mall.

  • Old Nick first appeared in the Australian Christmas update.
  • Crowder rides a sleigh pulled by at least three reindeer, one of which has an eye-patch, and a Kangaroo with a red nose and wearing Prancer's Pride.


Poopy Joe

Poopy Joe - "Taken too soon"
“
I have no idea what you're - ooo, right. That poor monkey.
— Saxton Hale takes a moment to fondly remember the pioneering primate astronaut
 ”

Poopy Joe was a monkey astronaut who tragically died in an explosion before taking off, caused by Mann Co. in their unsuccessful attempt to rid themselves of weapons involved in a Senate investigation. Mann Co. took no blame for his death, and actually created commemorative plates that remembered Poopy Joe and America's dream of conquering space. These plates were actually hints of the then-upcoming War! Update, depicting the Eyelander, Equalizer and Buff Banner's bugle.


Salty Pete, Iron Eye, and Pepper Pot Pete

The Soldier's "friends", with their corresponding names above their heads.

Salty Pete, Iron Eye, and Pepper Pot Pete are supposedly a group of old war buddies that the Soldier goes camping/has tea parties with. They are almost instantly revealed, however, to be merely cardboard cutouts who the Soldier has made up imaginary backstories for. The Soldier mentions that Salty Pete once dug a trench that inadvertently killed a lot of their own side, but this story's validity is put into question once the Soldier forgets his name, calling him 'Salsa Pete'. He also forgets Pepper Pot Pete's name, calling him Peter Pepper-Pants. By the end of the strip, he declares that the "four" of them will be joining the 'Space Marines'.


Shakespearicles

Shakespearicles, the strongest writer who ever lived.

Shakespearicles was the strongest writer who ever lived. He was the inventor of the two-story building, the stage play, America, and the Rocket Launcher. Despite his powerful grasp of language and the ability to bench press 700 British pounds, several inventions eluded his iron grip – most tragically among them, stairs.

For the next three hundred years, people who needed to get to the second floor used the only method available to them, which was rocket jumping. This persisted until 1857, when the young bearded inventor named President Abraham Lincoln invented stairs.

Valve has a large poster of Shakespearicles in their office.

  • Shakespearicles first appeared in the WAR! Update.
  • Shakespearicles' name and part of his backstory are based on William Shakespeare, a famous British playwright, and Heracles (herr-ə-kleez), a classic Greek hero known for his incredible strength.


Trent and Jessica

Trent and Jessica
“
...and the bullets biodegrade once they hit flesh, leaving nothing behind but a blog post.
— Trent explaining Apple's advances in the Minigun market
 ”

Trent and Jessica are two young fellows (and, according to the Soldier, hippies) who work at the Apple store located just outside Dustbowl.

They offered items for sale to the RED Scout and Heavy, specifically a very small looking, yet identical headset for the Scout, and a white, black, and blue Minigun whose bullets add kills to the user's killcount on his blog. (If the user does not have a blog, the gun is programmed to create one.) They also managed to impress the RED Soldier by instantly cooking a pig with a device plugged through a Firewire port. Jessica also explained Apple's newest product, the iBlewupthemoon, to Saxton Hale, impressing him and leading him to attempt to purchase the company and being turned down by a "Mysterious" figure that runs the store.


Vladimir Bananas

Vladimir Bananas was a monkey astronaut for Russia and the first monkey in space. America tried to follow with their own launch of monkey astronaut Poopy Joe, but that ended in disaster.


Archibald and Julius

Archibald (left) Julius (right)
“
Truly it is a Smissmass Miracle for the poor bombless unfortunates of Teufort!
— Julius overjoyed at the great gift he and Archibald received.
”

Archibald and Julius are the proprieters of the Bombs for the Poor not-for-profit charity. They find a Payload cart delivered to their rail-stoop and declare it a Smismass miracle before they embrace in celebration. Both are completely fictitious characters, invented by the Scout and Soldier as an alibi while on trial for blowing up a Mall Santa training facility.

  • Their bowler hats, moustaches, and color-coded suits resemble Blutarch and Redmond Mann in the 1890s


The Judge

The Judge
“
I hereby sentence all three of you imbeciles to community service.
— The Judge laying down the law.
”

The Judge presided over the trial of the Scout and Spy after they blew up a Mall Santa training facility with a bomb cart, with the Soldier as their attorney. After chewing out the Scout for his ridiculous alibi involving a "Bombs for the Poor" charity, he convinces Scout to rat out Soldier as the mastermind and sentences all three to community service, working at a Mall Santa booth.

Other Valve characters

Whitaker

The advertisement depicting Whitaker wearing Ellis' Cap while showing off the frying pan.
“
RED, BLU -- your money's all green here.
— Whitaker on the TF Industries War
 ”

Whitaker, a minor character in Left 4 Dead 2, wrote a blog update on the Official Team Fortress 2 Blog advertising the promotional Ellis' Cap and Frying Pan one can get from purchasing or previously owning Left 4 Dead 2. Based on his opening paragraph, he is southern like the other Left 4 Dead 2 characters. It seems he is neutral towards the RED and BLU corporations' feud, and also seems to know little-to-nothing about TF Industries other than "what he is told". It also appears that his existence is outside of Team Fortress 2's canonical storyline as he refers to the war as an "infernal game called Team Fortress 2". However, this can be countered by the fact that he seems to be addressing the RED and BLU team members in the blog. Within Left 4 Dead 2, he is voiced by Dayton Callie.

  • This character has only been seen once in this TF2 Official Website blog post as of yet, and may be non-canon. For more information unrelated to Team Fortress 2, refer here.

See also

References

  1. ↑ http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/78.html
  2. ↑ http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5514&p=1

External links


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