User:Real (real)
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The Reality | |
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Basic information | |
Gender: | Male |
Health: | 150 |
Speed: | 90% |
Native language: | English |
Team Fortress 2 | |
Favourite classes: | Pyro |
Favourite maps: | 2Fort |
Favourite weapons: | Ham Shank, Sandvich |
Favourite hats: | Seared Sorcerer, Pip-Boy |
Contact information |
Of all the user pages, you came to mine? Hm. Humbling. Well, I’m here, just trying to work my way around the wiki, and I sure am. Kinda.
The Undeniable Truths of the Universe
- what’s up guys
- it’s quandale dingle here
- i have been arrested for multiple crimes
- including
- battery on a police officer (😠)
- grand theft (😎)
- declaring war on italy (😤)
- and
- public indecency
- i will be escaping prison on
- March 28
- after that
- i will take over the world
Rap God by Eminem but I fixed it :)
“ey I was gonna go easy on you” (six minutes)
“this man is a medicine” (slim jim is up)
“he is bonkers sad face”
I’m being a rap god
Everyone in a car is yes nodding
that one donkey kong 64 character slapping you
robot
i am saying bad words sad face
rayman legends went to canada
“I have a gun, fabulous man,
Prepare to die”
Lyrics
Lou,lamsmdk and is a very sad day here
Oh no one more thing is the one thing
The only one Oh boy oh no one else was going.
Am I a rab goth
Robot
Why be a King Richard when jesus
Handpicked User Boxes
This user suffers from a crippling addiction to hats. |
This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” |
This user just wants to witness an update. |
This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat. |
This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker. |
This user is going ham. |
This user prefers to buy virtual cosmetic items of little to no use instead of investing in upgrading their toaster PC. |
This user eats far too many sandviches. |
This user hates graded items. |