Distraction

Talk	Start Discussion	Contributions	Backpack	Steam	Stats

---

“

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun! Click to listen — Gabe Newell, on Team Fortress 2

”

Distraction
Basic information
Icon:
Type:	All
Gender:	Male
Health:	-255
Speed:	100% up to 150% when a Sandvich has been sighted.
Native language:	English
Team Fortress 2
Contact information

---

• Proud keeper of a Genuine Classified.
• Attempting to receive a new pin, oh joy!

---

This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.	This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players	This user constantly calls for MEDIC!
This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.	This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.	This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.
This user owns the Iron Curtain.	This user owns the Lugermorph.	This user owns the Dangeresque, Too?
This user owns the License to Maim.	This user owns the Bounty Hat.	This user isn't going to redeem their RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.
This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.	This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.	This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.
This user owns the Haunted Metal Scrap.	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.
This user is a Mercenary.	This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge.	This user is American, pardner!
This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.	This user has gotta catch 'em all!
This user's computer is powered by AMD.	This user's computer is a Dell.	This user plays TF2 with a touchpad.
This user uses Firefox as their web browser.	This user uses Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium.	This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat.
This user builds public Userboxes for anyone's use.	This user knows their way around Photoshop.	This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.
This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"	g This user plays Garry's Mod.	This user games with ATI.