User:Thesage
| Thesage | |
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| Basic information | |
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| Type: | Guitarist |
| Gender: | Male |
| Health: | Too drunk to know |
| Speed: | Slower than bullets |
| Birth place: | Spain |
| Native language: | Spanish |
| Team Fortress 2 | |
| Favourite classes: | Soldier - Demoman |
| Favourite maps: | cp_gravelpit |
| Favourite weapons: | Rocket Launcher |
| Favourite hats: | Soldier Stash |
| Contact information | |
| Website: | YouTube |
| Steam page: | BoSSage |
A drunken fella from northwestern Spain that enjoys Team Fortress 2 since he got it with the orange box in his lost, old account. Now making a band to play noisy stuff. Hates camping snipers that think TF2 = Counter-Strike and likes blowing stuff up.
Scout = Hyperactive runner that has the mentality of a 12 yo attention whore. Soldier = Crazed gunman whose friends are all made of wood, except Demoman. Pyro = Unmasked he looks like a man affected by nuclear radiation... Demoman = Loves to blow stuff up, and getting drunk. Heavy = He's like a bear... a big shaved one that moves slow and hates people. Engineer = Peaceful Texan that enjoys the smalls things of life. And builds automatic sentry guns. Medic = A sadist that lacks of any official training on medicine and satisfies his morbid curiosity with his job. Sniper = Be polite, be efficient... throw jars of piss to people. Also, he lives in a van... Spy = Thin, stealthy, compulsive smoker.
Gotta love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.
