Roymaboy

This user is Mexican. ¡Ándale!	This user translates Team Fortress 2 to a language other than English.	This user is a Gentleman!	Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?
This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”	This user plays on SLAG servers by Mecha the Slag.	This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.	This user is a Demoknight. "There can be only one! Aye!"	This user enjoys playing Zombie Fortress.	This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items.
This user owns 0 hats! (Probably -1 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user has spent way too many hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.	This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat.
This user owns a Genuine Companion Cube Pin.	This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!	This user is completely capable of conjuring fireballs.	This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!
This user overuses user boxes.	This user eats far too much chocolate.	This user drinks far too much... no, that's disgusting.	This user games with ATI.
This user uses Opera as his web browser.	This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.	Logitech is this user's gaming companion.	This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.