User:Dukethemidgetninja

"Always Forget, Never Remember! Sometimes you just need a Wee bit more Booties! Now some people might be asking why do I need more boots? Well he answer is simple they make you look stylish and rad. Hordes of players stop and say "my what fantastic boots you have!"

"LOOK OUT THE GIANT MIDGET IS COMING STANDING NEARLY FIVE FEET TALL!" Said by various people when a giant midget attacked their village.