User:SnowCanary/A Spine Chillin' Tale o' th' Pirates an' th' Valve Employees

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Aye, gather 'round, lil' ones, Cap'n SnowCanary has an ol' tale t' tell.

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Chapter 1: In which Gabe sunk the pirate ship.

'Twas a dark stormy an' drunken night as usual. All o' me crew was workin' on translatin' this Steam witchcraft int' th' Pirate tounge, wit' hopes high an' mighty that our work would be shipped off t' all o' them landlubbers that we l̶o̶o̶t̶ ̶d̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ serve wit' pride. . Cap'n Stevo was at th' helm, guiding us through alliterations an' ghastly loot titles wit' his first mates, Vaught an' Rocket. I was but a lowly deckhand when I got th' news straight fro' th' boss.

"We got ourselves a letter" grumbled ol' Vaught as he hacked at th' bottle in some sorta attempt t' open it.

Suddenly, sounds o' swearin' an' broken glass echoed fro' 'round th' deck.

"By Jones' nightsoil, what th' arse are they doin'?"

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