User:TalkingCrate

Talking Crate
Basic information
Type:	Useless crate
Gender:	Male
Health:	750
Speed:	30%
Birth place:	Denver, US.
Native language:	English
Age:	19
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Spy
Favourite maps:	Dustbowl
Favourite hats:	Bill's Hat
Contact information
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/robocrate/

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It's a TANK! KILL IT! Wait, no.... — Administrator on the Talking Crate

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You should not be here, but, since you are, take a seat. Years ago, a guy called Gray Mann sent a load of robots for destroying his brother's company, called Mann Co. But it failed, then he re-sent the same robots, but with no guns. Instead of guns, they brought little annoying crates that talked everytime. EVERYTIME. Since then, the 9 mercs decided to run away. That's how Gray Mann won Mann co, and now he is about to destroy all the facilities. Without the mercs, Saxton and buddies went to find more of them. But they failed, and died of cancer, because the crates have dominated the world.

That was my story, now go home and take a long nap and stop wasting your time reading stupid stuff a crate made. Wait, before you go... Did you know that I make aweesome waffles? They even made an enterview about my cooking skills, I got a photo of it.

Anyways, go to my house by sunday, I will surely be making some oil waffles.

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