User:Templatengineer/Infoboxes and stuff

The Prinny Machete
Level 1 - 100 Machete
Makes you a badass in every imaginable way possible.
You will drown in pussy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )

"SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP"
Level 2017 Kinky Punishment
Two slaps for the price of one
5000% faster firing speed
Gain a speed boost when you hit an enemy player
-95% damage penalty per hit
Everyone will know
EVERYONE. WILL. KNOW.

Minigun
Level Minigun Minigun
100% chance of being a minigun
0% chance of not being a minigun
Can damage enemy players
Yes random critical hits
Can only be used by Heavy Weapons Guy
Reduces movement speed by 53% while revved up
15% damage penalty against Level 2 Sentries
20% damage penalty against Level 3 sentries
"It's a minigun."

Syringe Gun
Level 1 - 100 Syringe Gun
Isn't the Crusader's Crossbow

Crank Dat Super Mario
Limited Level Super Drip
★ Unusual Effect: Dead Presidents
available in Friday Night Funkin' via mods
+150% increase in gangsta-ness
+200% increase in jump height
-75% damage penalty against pre-2010 Newgrounds content
Only wearable by Engineer
hit the Yoshi on em

demoknight gaming 

impaled 

 𝔬𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔲𝔪 𝔦𝔯𝔯𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔭𝔯𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔬𝔯

 Minceraft Steven hit the ground too hard

xX_PROTROLLDIER69420_Xx + pico8.3 

didn't quite crit 

 Guybrush Threepwood, but it's going in the montage anyways