User:Vampy Vinyl Scratch

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I edit things on pages that are wrong.
Like every other gat dang Wiki member.
What's it gonna take to impress you, huh?                

I am real super sand!

And then Anon spoke "ur ghey"
All hail the holy Anon.
So wise and reverant.
I shall write a fanfic of him now.

The Hardships of Anon

Anon awoke to his dank depressing life once more. He knew that he had no family remaining to love him. Then, a ring came from his door. As he trudged there, he had no idea what would come next.

It was Olaf.

His good friend asked to come in, and Anon begrudgingly allowed him. Once Olaf was inside, he kissed Anon and confessed his love. Anon never knew that these feelings he had for Olaf were synonymous. They made sweet tender love right there on his living room floor, and continued their lives, happy and free of the struggles of the rest of the world.